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Location: New Haven, Connecticut 🚨🦄 NEW HAVEN, CT… WE NEED SOMEONE WHO TAKES PLAYTIME VERY SERIOUSLY! 😂💜 🎉 NOW HIRING: ABA Behavior Technetium Do you have what it takes to: 🎨 Build a masterpiece out of crayons? 🎲 Become a professional board-game competitor? 🧸 Turn ordinary activities into exciting adventures? 👏 Celebrate a tiny victory like your team just won the WORLD CUP?! Then congratulations… you might have found your calling! 😂 💜 SO, WHAT DOES A BT ACTUALLY DO? You work one-on-one with a child, using games, play, and fun activities to help them learn new skills, build confidence, and become more independent. Basically, you get to be part of some pretty amazing little moments! 💰 PAY: $20–$30 PER HOUR! ⏰ SCHEDULE: After-school hours Some flexible weekend hours Great part-time opportunity! 🌈 OUR WISH LIST: ✨ Big heart ✨ Lots of patience ✨ Fun personality ✨ Dependable attitude ✨ Willingness to learn 🎓 Training and support provided! 📍 NEW HAVEN, CONNECTICUT 🚨 IMPORTANT: NO BORING PERSONALITIES ALLOWED! Okay… that's not an official requirement. 😂 But if you love working with children and want a job that actually means something, WE WANT TO MEET YOU! 💌 COME MAKE SOME MEMORIES, CREATE SOME SMILES, AND BE PART OF SOMETHING BIG! 💜

Location: Remote About the Team Netlify's engineering teams build the products, platforms, and infrastructure that empower millions of developers and builders to create, deploy, and scale modern web applications. From AI-powered workflows to edge infrastructure and developer experience, our engineering teams tackle challenges that directly shape how modern web applications are built and deployed. We’re hiring engineers at the senior and staff levels across multiple teams, spanning AI runners and workflow orchestration, accounts and billing, growth, developer experience, and platform engineering across compute, edge infrastructure, build systems, and observability. On our Experience team, we’re rethinking how people and agents interact with Netlify through our CLI, SDK, and APIs as more of our users arrive through agents. We're looking for thoughtful, full-stack engineers who enjoy owning problems end to end, collaborating across disciplines, and solving complex technical challenges for products that millions of developers rely on every day. AI is a foundational part of how we build, so we value engineers who are excited to thoughtfully incorporate AI-assisted workflows while continuing to apply strong engineering fundamentals. As an engineer at Netlify, you’ll work alongside experienced engineers who care about building great software, sharing knowledge, and helping one another grow. We believe the best engineering happens when talented people are trusted to solve difficult problems together, share what they're learning, and create space for different perspectives to shape better solutions. With our team, you'll have real ownership from day one - not a tiny slice of a massive codebase. Engineers here are trusted to make decisions, shape technical direction, and move quickly while collaborating closely with Product and Design. What You'll Do Use your expertise in full-stack development (Our stack is TypeScript/JavaScript, React, Ruby, and Go) to ship reliable, scalable, performant code across our product suite. Build and maintain user-facing features, product APIs, and platform capabilities that scale to support millions of developers worldwide and lead projects from conception to delivery Apply strong engineering fundamentals, including testing, documentation, observability, and performance optimization, while thoughtfully incorporating AI-assisted development tools to accelerate prototyping, experimentation, and delivery. Navigate ambiguity with curiosity, contributing to both early-stage prototypes and production-ready applications that directly improve the developer experience and business outcomes. Practice proactive async communication and create visibility across projects by documenting your workflows and decision-making clearly. Participate in code reviews, on-call rotations, and continuous improvement efforts to reduce technical debt and maintain high engineering standards. Collaborate regularly with Engineering, Product, Design, and cross-functional teammates to design and implement experiences that help developers build faster and more effectively. Partner with teammates to share knowledge, mentor others through collaboration, and contribute to a thoughtful, inclusive engineering culture where continuous learning is encouraged. What You'll Bring Demonstrated engineering proficiency with a curiosity for building with new technologies Strong full-stack expertise, with experience developing and maintaining production-quality software in modern full-stack environments. Required familiarity with one of the following: TypeScript and JavaScript, Go or Ruby for backend services and API development. Broader familiarity preferred. Extensive production experience delivering features and services that serve large user bases. Experience writing high-quality, testable code that's reliable and maintainable over time. Hands-on experience using AI-assisted development tools (such as GitHub Copilot, Claude, Cursor, GPT-based agents, or similar technologies) to build applications, improve engineering workflows, or accelerate software development, along with good judgment about when and how to apply them effectively. Critical thinking abilities and a solution-oriented approach to complex technical challenges. Ability to participate in an on-call rotation after onboarding, responding primarily to scaling and reliability incidents using established runbooks. A collaborative approach to problem-solving with curiosity about how your work supports teammates, users, and broader company goals. Growth mindset and openness to learning new tools, technologies, and best practices. Passion for working in a collaborative environment with teammates across distributed locations, and strong written and verbal communication skills, especially in asynchronous, remote-first environments. This Role is a Great Fit If You're energized by building products and platform capabilities that help millions of developers create, deploy, and scale applications. You see ambiguity as a creative opportunity and enjoy solving problems where there isn't always a predefined path forward. You see AI as a multiplier for your engineering skills - not a shortcut - and can thoughtfully articulate where it adds value, where it doesn't, and how you use it responsibly. You enjoy owning problems from end to end and are motivated by opportunities to make meaningful technical and product decisions. Comfort working autonomously and making decisions within a distributed, async, remote-first team. You're excited by new tools, challenges, and opportunities to grow, even when they feel a little uncomfortable at first. You value curiosity, continuous learning, and creating an environment where teammates can learn from one another and do their best work. You want to work on a fully remote team that believes in autonomy, transparency, inclusion, and building a better web, together. Applying Not sure you meet 100% of our qualifications? Please apply anyway! When applying please include: A resume or short listing of your job history & skills (link to a LinkedIn profile would be fine). We appreciate a cover letter explaining why you would enjoy working in this role at Netlify to get to know you a bit better, though this is not required and will not impact your application. Our mission is to “build a better web” and that cannot be done without a diversity of skill sets, backgrounds and thoughts. Of everything we've ever built at Netlify, we are most proud of our team. Netlify is an Equal Opportunity Employer. We are devoted to building a team of people with diverse backgrounds and lifestyles. Driving equality empowers our team, enables us to innovate, and helps us maintain a more inclusive environment. We don’t discriminate against employees or applicants based on gender identity or expression, sexual orientation, religion, age, race, military/veteran status, citizenship, pregnancy status, or any other differences. If we can do anything to provide a better interview, i.e. accommodate a disability, then please let us know by emailing accommodations@netlify.com. About Netlify Netlify is the most popular way to build, deploy and scale modern web applications. Home to millions of developers and thousands of enterprises, Netlify is the platform of choice for running modern composable web applications in production, from global corporate sites to complex e-commerce and SaaS applications. We are a Series D company that has raised over $200M from investors such as Andreessen Horowitz, Kleiner Perkins, EQT, Bessemer, BOND, and Menlo Ventures. As a fully distributed company, we aim to create a company culture where the best idea can come from anywhere and strive to be thoughtful, compassionate, and collaborative in our work. If this sounds like something you’d like to be part of, we’re excited to connect with you! At Netlify, we are committed to a compensation philosophy that prioritizes fairness and equity, positions our employee compensation competitively in the market, recognizes and rewards performance, and takes a comprehensive approach to our rewards package. We anchor our compensation philosophy on a market-based approach, therefore salary ranges may differ depending on the labor cost in a particular location. The salary provided is in addition to robust benefits and participation in Netlify’s equity plan. Our hiring range for this role is targeted at $148,000 - $180,000 for most US-based locations, $131,000 - $192,000 CAD in most Canada-based locations, £84,000 – £114,000 GBP for most UK-based locations, and €63,000 - €86,000 EUR in most Spain-based locations.  Candidates outside the US, Canada, Spain, or in premium markets should consult with their Talent Acquisition partner regarding location-based ranges, as they may be higher or lower than the average US range listed. The starting pay will be determined based on multiple factors, including expertise and skills, market demands, experience, internal equity, and applicable geographic location. These compensation packages and ranges are subject to change and may be modified in the future.

Location: Remote Workplace: remote 🌎 About Us TeamSnap is made up of innovators, technologists, builders, and problem-solvers shaping the future of youth sports. We’ve been setting the standard in youth sports technology since we were founded in 2009.  We hire for big ideas and tiny egos — which is part of how we landed on Outside Magazine's Best Places to Work, Built In's 100 Best Remote-First Places to Work and, for several years running, Sports Business Journal’s Best Places to Work in Sports.   TeamSnap is seeking an Account Manager to own strategic relationships with a portfolio of mid-market sports organizations, driving retention, product adoption, and growth. This is a results-driven role built for someone who thrives on managing complex, high-value accounts through a consultative approach — not a high-volume, transactional book of business. Ideal candidates bring strong B2B relationship management skills, a consultative sales approach, and a collaborative mindset that makes the whole team better. What You'll Do: Manage a portfolio of mid-market accounts, establishing strong relationships and hitting retention goals Run demos of TeamSnap platforms to show the value of new products or add-ons Use account and usage data to drive proactive outreach — building account plans, spotting risk or expansion signals before customers raise them, and communicating results Drive a value-based sales process, uncovering customer needs through deep discovery and customized demonstrations of the capabilities that solve them Manage your upsell pipeline to hit renewal and expansion targets across your portfolio Follow up on marketing-driven campaigns, turning outreach into your portfolio into real engagement — identifying challenges, educating customers, and creating growth opportunities Serve as the "Voice of the Customer" internally, escalating product feedback to ensure proper product prioritization Important Qualities: Motivated — you get excited about exceeding retention and growth goals Strong business acumen — you understand our customers' goals and operations and how TeamSnap adds value A great listener — you can absorb a lot of customer feedback, and know how to turn it into action Resourceful — you take initiative but also ask for guidance when needed Customer focused — you have compassion and care for the customer experience Collaborative — you believe in "we" before "I" and love to celebrate wins together What Will Set You Up For Success: 1-3+ years of experience in Customer Success, Relationship Management, or Account Management, preferably in a SaaS environment A proven track record of hitting retention and expansion targets Experience managing complex, high-value accounts where relationship depth matters more than volume Ability to travel occasionally, including our annual company meeting, periodic sales team meetings, potential trade shows, and client visits Sports industry experience (preferred) Do you have cold feet? If you think you don’t meet 100% of the above qualifications, you should still seriously consider applying. We’re all humans with special talents that go beyond what’s listed here. Compensation We’re committed to equitable compensation for all TeamSnappers. The starting point for this role is an OTE of $73,000, inclusive of base and commissions. Comp is updated based on multiple factors. Our comp is highly competitive in our space and we adjust overall comp based on relevant experience, skills, certifications, and geographic location.  🖥 Location TeamSnap is a fully remote company, so you'll need to be comfortable working with people in other time zones. We're always expanding, but we can't currently hire in Alabama, Alaska, Delaware, District of Columbia, Hawaii, Iowa, Louisiana, Mississippi, Nebraska, New Mexico, Rhode Island, South Dakota, West Virginia, or Utah. We can only hire permanent US residents at this time. 🚀 Opportunities to Grow We work hard on a culture built on trust, accountability, and inclusion — one where you can take on more, make a lasting impact, and have some fun doing it. 🎩 Total Rewards Remote-first since 2009 Flexible PTO and parental leave 100% premium coverage of medical, dental, and vision for you and your family 401(k) to invest in your future $1,500 annual learning and development reimbursement Travel to all-company meetings and team events Generous home office allowance TeamSnap swag when you start, plus a $50 store credit on every work anniversary Monthly health and wellness reimbursement, and more TeamSnap Total Rewards 🏆  Award-winning Culture At TeamSnap, you're not a culture fit – you're a culture add. Read our Culture Playbook to see how we play, what we ask of each other, and what drives us. 🧡 Inclusion and Diversity Creativity and innovation don't come from cookie-cutter teams. We hold ourselves accountable for building a culture where everyone is valued. Need any accommodations during the interview process? Just ask. We are an Equal Employment Opportunity Employer. AI Notice We may use AI tools to support parts of the hiring process, such as reviewing applications and resumes or assessing responses. These tools assist our recruitment team; they don't replace human judgment, and final hiring decisions are made by people. Contact us if you'd like more information about how your data is processed.

Location: Remote Workplace: remote 🌎 About Us TeamSnap is made up of innovators, technologists, builders, and problem-solvers shaping the future of youth sports. We’ve been setting the standard in youth sports technology since we were founded in 2009.  We hire for big ideas and tiny egos — which is part of how we landed on Outside Magazine's Best Places to Work, Built In's 100 Best Remote-First Places to Work and, for several years running, Sports Business Journal’s Best Places to Work in Sports.   TeamSnap is hiring a Senior Product Manager, Media & Consumer Monetization to make TeamSnap ONE the place where youth sports families watch the game, and to turn that engagement into a thriving consumer subscription business.   Every weekend, millions of families show up for games, and plenty of grandparents, parents on the road, and fans wish they could be there too. TeamSnap ONE lets families live stream those games. This role owns two outcomes that feed each other. The first is making live streaming and video sharing a weekly habit: more teams going live, more people tuning in, more people coming back. The second is growing TeamSnap+, our premium subscription, by driving acquisition, conversion, and retention through premium media and content features.   You'll partner closely with Design, Engineering, Data, and Marketing. You'll report to the VP of Product. What You'll Do: Media adoption and engagement Grow live streaming and video usage. Increase the number of teams that stream, the viewers per stream, and how often people come back to watch. Find and fix the drop-offs along the way, from discovering streaming to setting up a first stream, from going live to getting viewers watching, and from watching to coming back next week. Turn raw game video into memories families want to keep. A two-hour stream is footage. The shot on goal, the first hit, and the season recap are memories. Build the experiences that turn one into the other: highlights, clips, recaps, and personalized moments that families want to save and share. Build engagement loops around video. Notifications, sharing to family and social channels, and team- and user-level moments that bring people back between games and seasons. Subscription growth Drive TeamSnap+ acquisition and conversion. Own the in-app trigger points where users meet a premium media or content feature and are invited to upgrade: where those moments appear, when they fire, and how clearly they show the value of TeamSnap+. Own subscriber retention. Understand why subscribers stay and why they churn. Build the in-app engagement and renewal experiences that keep them, and make sure subscribers keep getting value between seasons. Shape packaging: what's free and what's premium. Partner with Product Marketing to decide which media and content features belong in the free experience to drive adoption and which belong in TeamSnap+ to drive revenue. How you'll work Balance adoption and monetization. These goals reinforce each other, but sometimes they conflict. Gating a feature can lift conversion while slowing adoption. We expect you to model those tradeoffs, bring a clear recommendation, and back it with data and user insights. Use data to set direction. Live in Amplitude, interrogate your own funnels and cohorts, and build the cases that tell us where to invest next. Bring partners along. Work with Product Marketing on the subscription experience, lifecycle, and go-to-market, with Finance on revenue forecasting, with Customer Success on feedback from the field, and with leadership on how the media and premium vision fits into the broader TeamSnap ONE strategy. What Will Set You Up for Success: 5–8 years in product management, with a track record of moving both engagement and revenue metrics in a consumer product. Subscription or freemium growth experience. You've driven subscription conversion or retention in a consumer product, through upgrade moments, trials, packaging, or churn reduction, and you can show the results. You understand subscription economics: LTV, payback, trial-to-paid, and churn cohorts. Consumer mobile app experience. You've shipped on iOS and Android and understand the realities that come with it: release cycles, store policy, in-app purchase, push notifications, and device fragmentation. Analytics fluency. You don't wait for an analyst to tell you what's happening. You're hands-on in Amplitude and similar tools, comfortable enough with data to answer your own questions, and you can dig into funnels and cohorts, find the insight that matters, and turn it into a product decision the team can rally behind. Strong judgment on user experience. You can drive monetization without degrading the product users rely on, and you can explain where you draw the line between free and paid. Clear communication in a remote-first environment. You write well, make tradeoffs explicit, and keep a cross-functional team aligned on why we're building what we're building. Comfort with ambiguity. You can take a broad goal like "make live streaming a habit," break it into a sequenced plan, and adjust as the data comes in. Bonus: Experience with live streaming, video, OTT, or creator/UGC products Experience designing and running A/B tests. Experience with app store subscription mechanics Familiarity with youth sports, community platforms, or products used by families. Compensation: We’re committed to equitable compensation for all TeamSnappers. The minimum starting point for this role is $150,000, inclusive of base and commission, with comp updated based on multiple factors. Our comp is highly competitive in our space and we adjust overall comp based on relevant experience, skills, certifications, and geographic location.  🖥 Location TeamSnap is a fully remote company, so you'll need to be comfortable working with people in other time zones. We're always expanding, but we can't currently hire in Alabama, Alaska, Delaware, District of Columbia, Hawaii, Iowa, Louisiana, Mississippi, Nebraska, New Mexico, Rhode Island, South Dakota, West Virginia, or Utah. We can only hire permanent US residents at this time. 🚀 Opportunities to Grow We work hard on a culture built on trust, accountability, and inclusion — one where you can take on more, make a lasting impact, and have some fun doing it. 🎩 Total Rewards Remote-first since 2009 Flexible PTO and parental leave 100% premium coverage of medical, dental, and vision for you and your family 401(k) to invest in your future $1,500 annual learning and development reimbursement Travel to all-company meetings and team events Generous home office allowance TeamSnap swag when you start, plus a $50 store credit on every work anniversary Monthly health and wellness reimbursement, and more TeamSnap Total Rewards 🏆  Award-winning Culture At TeamSnap, you're not a culture fit – you're a culture add. Read our Culture Playbook to see how we play, what we ask of each other, and what drives us. 🧡 Inclusion and Diversity Creativity and innovation don't come from cookie-cutter teams. We hold ourselves accountable for building a culture where everyone is valued. Need any accommodations during the interview process? Just ask. We are an Equal Employment Opportunity Employer. AI Notice We may use AI tools to support parts of the hiring process, such as reviewing applications and resumes or assessing responses. These tools assist our recruitment team; they don't replace human judgment, and final hiring decisions are made by people. Contact us if you'd like more information about how your data is processed.

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Location: Remote Workplace: remote 🌎 About Us TeamSnap is made up of innovators, technologists, builders, and problem-solvers shaping the future of youth sports. We’ve been setting the standard in youth sports technology since we were founded in 2009.  We hire for big ideas and tiny egos — which is part of how we landed on Outside Magazine's Best Places to Work, Built In's 100 Best Remote-First Places to Work and, for several years running, Sports Business Journal’s Best Places to Work in Sports.   TeamSnap is seeking a Senior Frontend Engineer interested in working across the stack to join our fully distributed engineering team to help us continue our impressive growth from 2+ million daily active users to beyond! Our stack primarily includes Node.js, TypeScript and React. As an engineering team, we design and build scalable systems using a service-oriented and event-driven architecture that serve millions of daily users and some of the largest youth and amateur sports organizations in the world. Our team values collaboration in a remote culture, so we regularly participate in pair sessions and virtual team swarms to stay connected and improve the team and company. What You'll Do: Develop engaging experiences for our millions of users across our web applications. Design and implement scalable web apps and features, integrating these into an evolving unified product and system architecture. Brainstorm and evaluate new product features in collaboration with the product and UX team. Collaborate and pair with other developers to develop solutions and teach technical skills. Contribute to our development standards within the team and across engineering to ensure code quality, adherence to standards, and identify opportunities for improvement Champion and implement automated testing practices to uphold the dependability and stability of frontend applications, while also taking ownership of the overall reliability of the team’s web experiences. Actively engage in on-call responsibilities and contribute to incident management efforts. Evaluate and test new technologies to help TeamSnap move faster or serve our users more effectively. Help teammates overcome obstacles, resolve blockers, and complete work tasks. What Will Set You Up for Success: 5+ years of relevant experience, leading large projects on high-scale web applications as a software engineer Proficient in frontend development with React, Vue, Angular or similar, along with strong TypeScript and JavaScript fundamentals. Experience with web performance, accessibility, and cross browser compatibility. Hands-on experience building web clients at scale that consume APIs and services. Successfully delivered complex projects including debugging problems that may span a number of systems. Experience consuming APIs, event streams, webhooks, etc. Experience working within and towards a distributed system. Extra points if you’ve built web experiences for livestreaming, media, checkout, advertising, or subscriptions Got cold feet? If you’re thinking you don’t meet 100% of the above qualifications, you should still seriously consider applying. We’re all humans with special talents that go beyond what’s listed here.   Compensation We’re committed to equitable compensation for all TeamSnappers. The minimum starting point for this role is $150,000, inclusive of base and bonus, with comp updated based on multiple factors. Our comp is highly competitive in our space and we adjust overall comp based on relevant experience, skills, certifications, and geographic location.  🖥 Location TeamSnap is a fully remote company, so you'll need to be comfortable working with people in other time zones. We're always expanding, but we can't currently hire in Alabama, Alaska, Delaware, District of Columbia, Hawaii, Iowa, Louisiana, Mississippi, Nebraska, New Mexico, Rhode Island, South Dakota, West Virginia, or Utah. We can only hire permanent US residents at this time. 🚀 Opportunities to Grow We work hard on a culture built on trust, accountability, and inclusion — one where you can take on more, make a lasting impact, and have some fun doing it. 🎩 Total Rewards Remote-first since 2009 Flexible PTO and parental leave 100% premium coverage of medical, dental, and vision for you and your family 401(k) to invest in your future $1,500 annual learning and development reimbursement Travel to all-company meetings and team events Generous home office allowance TeamSnap swag when you start, plus a $50 store credit on every work anniversary Monthly health and wellness reimbursement, and more TeamSnap Total Rewards 🏆  Award-winning Culture At TeamSnap, you're not a culture fit – you're a culture add. Read our Culture Playbook to see how we play, what we ask of each other, and what drives us. 🧡 Inclusion and Diversity Creativity and innovation don't come from cookie-cutter teams. We hold ourselves accountable for building a culture where everyone is valued. Need any accommodations during the interview process? Just ask. We are an Equal Employment Opportunity Employer. AI Notice We may use AI tools to support parts of the hiring process, such as reviewing applications and resumes or assessing responses. These tools assist our recruitment team; they don't replace human judgment, and final hiring decisions are made by people. Contact us if you'd like more information about how your data is processed.

Location: Mount Vernon, NY 🚨 NOW HIRING: Professional Tiny Human Negotiator 🚨 aka Registered Behavior Technician (RBT) 📍 Mount Vernon, NY (Home Setting) 💰 $24-$28/hour 🕒 Monday 6:30-7:30 PM | Friday 6:30-7:30 PM | Weekend Flexibility Do you enjoy: ✅ Being handed invisible food and pretending it's delicious? ✅ Celebrating when someone uses their words instead of their scream? ✅ Getting excited over stickers, bubbles, and successful bathroom trips? ✅ Collecting data like an FBI agent, but with more Goldfish crackers involved? If you answered "yes," we may have the perfect job for you. Your Mission (Should You Choose to Accept It) As an RBT with LBAPS, you'll: 🦸 Provide 1:1 ABA therapy to awesome kids 🎯 Implement behavior plans designed by BCBAs (the masterminds behind the curtain) 📈 Track data so accurately that spreadsheets shed a tear of joy 🎉 Turn tiny victories into major celebrations 🗣 Help clients build communication, social, and daily living skills 🤝 Partner with families and your clinical team to create meaningful progress Desired Superpowers ✔ Active RBT Certification ✔ Experience working with children ✔ Ability to remain calm when someone asks "why?" 47 times in a row ✔ Strong communication skills ✔ Reliable attendance ✔ Can praise enthusiasm levels that seem scientifically impossible ⭐ Bonus Points: Bilingual English/Spanish Why You'll Love LBAPS ✅ Flexible scheduling ✅ Supportive BCBA supervision ✅ Career growth opportunities ✅ Consistent cases ✅ Easy-to-use systems ✅ A team that understands that surviving a session where everyone cried is still a win ✅ Unlimited opportunities to become an expert in toy batteries Fair Warning: You may find yourself: Singing songs you swore you'd never sing Celebrating sitting in a chair for 30 seconds Using phrases like "nice job keeping your hands to yourself!" Accidentally becoming way too excited about stickers Explaining your job at parties and hearing "so... you're basically a superhero?" Because honestly... kind of. Ready to Make a Difference? Join Licensed Behavior Analyst Professional Services (LBAPS) and help children build meaningful skills while having fun along the way. 📧 Send your resume to: shoshana.b@lbaps.com LBAPS: Turning small wins into big victories, one sticker at a time. ⭐🦖🫧

Location: Berlin Workplace: Hybrid ABOUT MOTHERDUCK Don’t let the quirky name fool you: At MotherDuck, we’re on a mission to make data warehousing fun, frictionless, and ducking awesome for developers and data practitioners building blazing fast internal and customer-facing analytics experiences. We're building a cloud-hosted version of DuckDB, working hand-in-hand with the creators of the fastest-growing and fastest-improving query engine on the planet. Unlike other databases, MotherDuck was architected to unify local development with cloud operations to bridge the gap between software and data engineering workflows. Our team is a mix of thoughtful, passionate, and empathetic data industry veterans. WHAT YOU WILL DO The Database team is the bridge between DuckDB and the cloud. We own the core server and client extension logic that lets DuckDB run seamlessly, whether it's local or in the cloud, and we work in C++ right alongside the DuckDB codebase itself. Our mission is to push the boundaries of embedded database performance, distributed execution, and user experience, all while staying closely connected to DuckDB Labs (the team behind DuckDB) to align on APIs and shape what's next. Day to day, we drive major projects in dual execution, resource assignment, and system reliability, while also handling incoming issues and lending our DuckDB expertise to other teams. We collaborate closely across MotherDuck and with the wider DuckDB community, making sure people get the best of both local and cloud worlds. It's a small, high-agency team with big ambitions... the kind of place where engineers own impactful projects, share what they learn, and help shape how modern analytics gets built. This role is ideally based in Amsterdam or Berlin, but we are also open to great candidates remotely in Europe. Key Responsibilities: - Own major projects in our dual execution stack, so DuckDB can process queries seamlessly whether they're running locally or in the cloud. - Help build a cloud platform that dynamically assigns resources, so DuckDB stays efficient whether someone's running a tiny workload or pushing our biggest, highest-memory instances. - Lead cross-functional work with our frontend, platform, and infrastructure teams to keep the user experience coherent end to end. - Push the state of the art in embedded database performance, distributed execution, and DuckDB internals. - Deepen your DuckDB expertise and share it with the rest of the company through mentorship and documentation. - Work directly with our support team to debug issues, learn from real usage patterns, and prioritize the improvements that matter most. - Improve systems holistically... spotting architectural challenges early and clearing bottlenecks before they become problems. - Mentor teammates and help raise the bar for engineering practices across the team. - Work closely with DuckDB Labs (which grew out of the Database Architectures group at CWI, where vectorized execution and DuckDB were born) to help align on APIs and shape where DuckDB goes next. WHAT YOU BRING - You've built and shipped complex backend systems, and you know what great looks like. - You're fluent in a backend language like C++, Rust, Java, or similar systems languages, and you're comfortable working close to the metal. (C++ and Rust are the biggest plus here, and we love a great Java engineer too.) - A good foundation in query engines, execution plans, indexing, and performance optimization techniques. - Hands-on experience with DuckDB is a huge plus, no matter what level you're coming in at. - You've worked with cloud infrastructure, networking, and building low-latency distributed systems. - You can scope and lead projects that span multiple collaborators and cross-functional dependencies. - You take pride in clear thinking, careful design, and thoughtful tradeoffs. - You're comfortable mentoring peers and helping build a collaborative, high-agency environment. - You enjoy engaging with the wider community, whether that's open-source conversations or working directly with DuckDB Labs. WHAT WE PROVIDE - The opportunity to participate and contribute to DuckDB, one of most popular modern open source analytical databases. - Competitive salary and stock options so you have a stake in our flock’s success. - Flexible time off – take the time you need to recharge, explore, or just have a lazy day by the pond. - A good pension plan - Legendary company events – we bring the whole flock together once a year for unforgettable team gatherings a year to keep our bonds strong. - Hybrid work environment – Spend three days a week in the office collaborating with the flock, and work from wherever you’re most productive the rest of the time—whether that’s your home office, a coffee shop, or a peaceful lakeside retreat. We have to warn you though, most of us like the office so much we come anyway. It’s on the river Ij, with a great lunch every day. PLEASE APPLY Does this role sound appealing to you, but you’re missing some of the requirements or don’t quite think you’re qualified?  Please apply anyway. Research has shown that underrepresented groups in technology often shy away from roles which aren’t a 100% match. We aim to build a diverse team and will strongly consider applicants who bring many of the requirements plus have other experiences which round out their qualifications. MotherDuck is proud to be an Equal Employment Opportunity and Affirmative Action employer. We do not discriminate based on race, religion, color, national origin, gender (including pregnancy, childbirth, or related medical conditions), sexual orientation, gender identity, gender expression, age, status as a protected veteran, status as an individual with a disability, or other applicable legally protected characteristics. MotherDuck is committed to working with and providing reasonable accommodations to applicants with physical and mental disabilities.

Location: New York City Workplace: Hybrid ABOUT MOTHERDUCK Don’t let the quirky name fool you: At MotherDuck, we’re on a mission to make data warehousing fun, frictionless, and ducking awesome for developers and data practitioners building blazing fast internal and customer-facing analytics experiences. We're building a cloud-hosted version of DuckDB, working hand-in-hand with the creators of the fastest-growing and fastest-improving query engine on the planet. Unlike other databases, MotherDuck was architected to unify local development with cloud operations to bridge the gap between software and data engineering workflows. Our team is a mix of thoughtful, passionate, and empathetic data industry veterans. WHAT YOU WILL DO The Database team is the bridge between DuckDB and the cloud. We own the core server and client extension logic that lets DuckDB run seamlessly, whether it's local or in the cloud, and we work in C++ right alongside the DuckDB codebase itself. Our mission is to push the boundaries of embedded database performance, distributed execution, and user experience, all while staying closely connected to DuckDB Labs (the team behind DuckDB) to align on APIs and shape what's next. Day to day, we drive major projects in dual execution, resource assignment, and system reliability, while also handling incoming issues and lending our DuckDB expertise to other teams. We collaborate closely across MotherDuck and with the wider DuckDB community, making sure people get the best of both local and cloud worlds. It's a small, high-agency team with big ambitions... the kind of place where engineers own impactful projects, share what they learn, and help shape how modern analytics gets built. This role is ideally based in New York City but also open to great candidates remotely on the East Coast. Key Responsibilities: - Own major projects in our dual execution stack, so DuckDB can process queries seamlessly whether they're running locally or in the cloud. - Help build a cloud platform that dynamically assigns resources, so DuckDB stays efficient whether someone's running a tiny workload or pushing our biggest, highest-memory instances. - Lead cross-functional work with our frontend, platform, and infrastructure teams to keep the user experience coherent end to end. - Push the state of the art in embedded database performance, distributed execution, and DuckDB internals. - Deepen your DuckDB expertise and share it with the rest of the company through mentorship and documentation. - Work directly with our support team to debug issues, learn from real usage patterns, and prioritize the improvements that matter most. - Improve systems holistically... spotting architectural challenges early and clearing bottlenecks before they become problems. - Mentor teammates and help raise the bar for engineering practices across the team. - Work closely with DuckDB Labs (which grew out of the Database Architectures group at CWI, where vectorized execution and DuckDB were born) to help align on APIs and shape where DuckDB goes next. WHAT YOU BRING - You've built and shipped complex backend systems, and you know what great looks like. - You're fluent in a backend language like C++, Rust, Java, or similar systems languages, and you're comfortable working close to the metal. (C++ and Rust are the biggest plus here, and we love a great Java engineer too.) - A good foundation in query engines, execution plans, indexing, and performance optimization techniques. - Hands-on experience with DuckDB is a huge plus, no matter what level you're coming in at. - You've worked with cloud infrastructure, networking, and building low-latency distributed systems. - You can scope and lead projects that span multiple collaborators and cross-functional dependencies. - You take pride in clear thinking, careful design, and thoughtful tradeoffs. - You're comfortable mentoring peers and helping build a collaborative, high-agency environment. - You enjoy engaging with the wider community, whether that's open-source conversations or working directly with DuckDB Labs. WHAT WE PROVIDE - The opportunity to participate and contribute to DuckDB, one of most popular modern open source analytical databases. - Feather-ruffling compensation – competitive salary and stock options so you have a stake in our flock’s success. - Top-notch healthcare coverage – 100% paid medical, dental, and vision for employees, plus 80% coverage for dependents (because we care about your whole nest). - Flexible PTO – take the time you need to recharge, explore, or just have a lazy day by the pond. - 401k plan – because even ducks need to plan for the future. - Legendary company events – we bring the flock together twice a year for unforgettable team gatherings a year to keep our bonds strong. - Flexible work environment - spend most of the week in the office collaborating with the flock, and work from wherever you're most productive the rest of the time. Specifics are role dependent and as agreed upon with your manager PLEASE APPLY Does this role sound appealing to you, but you’re missing some of the requirements or don’t quite think you’re qualified?  Please apply anyway. Research has shown that underrepresented groups in technology often shy away from roles which aren’t a 100% match. We aim to build a diverse team and will strongly consider applicants who bring many of the requirements plus have other experiences which round out their qualifications. MotherDuck is proud to be an Equal Employment Opportunity and Affirmative Action employer. We do not discriminate based on race, religion, color, national origin, gender (including pregnancy, childbirth, or related medical conditions), sexual orientation, gender identity, gender expression, age, status as a protected veteran, status as an individual with a disability, or other applicable legally protected characteristics. MotherDuck is committed to working with and providing reasonable accommodations to applicants with physical and mental disabilities.

Location: Lomira, WI Michels Road & Stone, Inc., is shaping the future. We provide and place materials for road, airport, mass excavation and shoreline protection projects. Our projects are large; the tolerance for error is tiny. Our leaders, field crews and massive fleet of specialized equipment is focused on excellence. Are you? Our work improves lives. Find out how a career at Michels Road & Stone, Inc. can change yours Our Construction Technology department is responsible for supporting all aspects related to 3D modeling, surveying and GPS Grade Control activities for the division such as: reviewing BIM Clash detection with applicable software (Revisto, NavisWorks), reviewing construction plan sets, performing take-offs and building project models, collecting grade points, utilities and other infrastructure data and calibrating project sites using GPS survey and/or grad control equipment Why Michels Road & Stone, Inc.? We will never ask you to prioritize speed ahead of safety We are family owned and operated We invest an average of $5,000 per employee on training each year We share experience and insights to develop industry leaders We are a part of the Michels family of companies – one of North America’s largest, most diversified energy and infrastructure contractors We offer a comprehensive benefits program, including Health, Dental, Life, Flexible Spending Accounts, Health Savings Account, Short Term and Long-Term Disability Insurance, 401(k) plan, Legal Plan, and Identity Theft and Monitoring Plan.  Depending on your positions and location you may participate in a different benefit plan Why you? You thrive in fast-paced environments under tight deadlines You relish new challenges and evolving technology You enjoy collaborating and communicating with your teammates You like to know your efforts are noticed and appreciated You possess strong written and verbal communication skills What it takes: 1-3 years of Survey Tech experience and / or heavy civil experience Strong analytical and problem-solving skills with attention to detail. Proficient in Microsoft Office, AutoCAD, MicroStation, Trimble Software, Top Con, GPS or Reivt, Revisto, Navisworks, GIS Software, BIM360 Strong organizational Skills Must possess a valid driver license for the type(s) of vehicles which may be driven, and an acceptable driving record as determined by Michels Review Team. AA/EOE/M/W/Vet/Disability https://www.michels.us/website-user-privacy-policy/

Location: Lomira, WI Michels Road & Stone, Inc., is shaping the future. We provide and place materials for road, airport, mass excavation and shoreline protection projects. Our projects are large; the tolerance for error is tiny. Our leaders, field crews and massive fleet of specialized equipment is focused on excellence. Are you? Our work improves lives. Find out how a career at Michels Road & Stone, Inc. can change yours Our Construction Technology department is responsible for supporting all aspects related to 3D modeling, surveying and GPS Grade Control activities for the division such as: reviewing BIM Clash detection with applicable software (Revisto, NavisWorks), reviewing construction plan sets, performing take-offs and building project models, collecting grade points, utilities and other infrastructure data and calibrating project sites using GPS survey and/or grad control equipment Why Michels Road & Stone, Inc.? We will never ask you to prioritize speed ahead of safety We are family owned and operated We invest an average of $5,000 per employee on training each year We share experience and insights to develop industry leaders We are a part of the Michels family of companies – one of North America’s largest, most diversified energy and infrastructure contractors We offer a comprehensive benefits program, including Health, Dental, Life, Flexible Spending Accounts, Health Savings Account, Short Term and Long-Term Disability Insurance, 401(k) plan, Legal Plan, and Identity Theft and Monitoring Plan.  Depending on your positions and location you may participate in a different benefit plan Why you? You thrive in fast-paced environments under tight deadlines You relish new challenges and evolving technology You enjoy collaborating and communicating with your teammates You like to know your efforts are noticed and appreciated You possess strong written and verbal communication skills What it takes: 1-3 years of 3D Modeling experience and / or heavy civil experience Strong analytical and problem-solving skills with attention to detail. Proficient in Microsoft Office, AutoCAD, MicroStation, Trimble Software, Top Con, GPS or Reivt, Revisto, Navisworks, GIS Software, BIM360 Strong organizational Skills Must possess a valid driver license for the type(s) of vehicles which may be driven, and an acceptable driving record as determined by Michels Review Team. AA/EOE/M/W/Vet/Disability https://www.michels.us/website-user-privacy-policy/

Location: New Haven, Connecticut OH WE ARE ABOUT TO MAKE THE RACCOONS LOSE THEIR ENTIRE LITTLE MINDS. 🦝💀🚨 Writing 🛸💜🚨 NEW HAVEN, CT. DROP THE ROTISSERIE CHICKEN. CANCEL YOUR LITTLE SIDE QUEST. THE RACCOONS HAVE ENTERED HUMAN RESOURCES. 🚨💜🛸 📡📡📡 EMERGENCY BROADCAST FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF SILLY LITTLE GUYS WITH CLIPBOARDS: WE. ARE. HIRING. A. BEHAVIOR. TECHNICIAN. 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♂️🧠💥 🚨 NOT A DRILL. 🚨 NOT A CULT. 🚨 PROBABLY NOT AN ALIEN EXPERIMENT. 🚨 DEFINITELY AN OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE. NEW HAVEN, WE NEED A CERTIFIED BADASS OF PATIENCE. A PROFESSIONAL PLAYGROUND DIPLOMAT. A TINY-HUMAN HYPE PERSON. A LEGEND WHO CAN CELEBRATE SOMEONE LEARNING A NEW SKILL LIKE THEY JUST DISCOVERED FIRE. 🔥🦖🎉 💰💰💰 $22–$30 AN HOUR. 💰💰💰 HELLO????? YOUR BANK ACCOUNT JUST DID A BACKFLIP OFF THE CEILING FAN. 💸🦅 Your wallet whispered, "Perhaps we shall know peace." Your unpaid bills are suddenly looking at you with RESPECT. 😭💅 📍 NEW HAVEN, CONNECTICUT. YES, YOU CAN LIVE HERE. YES, WE ARE HIRING HERE. YES, THE RACCOONS HAVE VERIFIED THE ZIP CODE. 🦝📍 🧠💥 SO WHAT DO BEHAVIOR TECHNICIANS ACTUALLY DO? 🎲 PLAY GAMES. But make it PROFESSIONAL. We're talking learning through play, building skills, and making progress while having fun. Basically, Mario Party with a PURPOSE. 🎮🧩 🧠 HELP KIDS LEARN IMPORTANT SKILLS. We are NOT assigning homework from the Ninth Circle of Hell. We are making learning engaging, supportive, and meaningful. SATAN HAS BEEN ASKED TO LEAVE THE CLASSROOM. 😭🔥 🎉 CELEBRATE THE LITTLE WINS. New skill? WE SCREAM. Progress? WE CHEER. A breakthrough? SOMEBODY GET THE CONFETTI CANNON AND ALERT THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION. 🎊🚀 💜 HELP A CHILD GROW. Build confidence. Encourage independence. Support communication and everyday skills. Make a genuine difference in a child's life. THE WORK IS MEANINGFUL. THE IMPACT IS REAL. THE RACCOONS ARE EMOTIONALLY INVESTED. 🥹🦝💜 👽🚨 WHO ARE WE TRYING TO ABDUCT—SORRY, RECRUIT??? 🦄 THE PATIENT ONE. You understand that progress takes time and everyone learns differently. 🎭 THE SILLY ONE. You can make learning fun without needing a Broadway contract or a fog machine. 🧸 THE KID PERSON. You enjoy working with children and want to help them thrive. 🧠 THE RESPONSIBLE CHAOS GREMLIN. You bring energy, kindness, reliability, and the ability to follow a plan even when the vibes are VIBRATING. ✨ ABA EXPERIENCE OR RBT CERTIFICATION? WE LOVE THAT FOR YOU. 💅 ✨ NEW TO ABA? DON'T THROW YOURSELF INTO THE SUN JUST YET. Training and guidance may be available for the right person! 🚨🚨🚨 THE PLOT HAS THICKENED TO THE CONSISTENCY OF GAS STATION NACHO CHEESE. 🚨🚨🚨 WE WANT SOMEONE TO JOIN US ASAP. Not in a "we are hiding in your walls" way. 😭 Not in a "three raccoons in a trench coat have been tracking your movements" way. 🦝🦝🦝🧥 In a "HEY, YOU SEEM LIKE A GOOD HUMAN AND WE HAVE AN AWESOME OPPORTUNITY" kind of way. 💥💜 THE PERKS. THE GLORY. THE REASON YOUR GROUP CHAT NEEDS TO HEAR ABOUT THIS. 💜💥 💵 $22–$30 per hour because capitalism has entered the chat. 🎯 Meaningful one-on-one work because YOU can make a difference. 🎲 Play-based learning because learning doesn't have to feel like being trapped in a 900-page textbook written by a haunted Victorian ghost. 💜 The chance to help children build skills, confidence, and independence. 🦝 The knowledge that somewhere out there, a raccoon in a tiny HR vest believes in you. 📣📣📣 NEW HAVEN, WE SUMMON THE KIND HUMANS. THE FUN HUMANS. THE PATIENT HUMANS. THE "I CAN EXPLAIN THIS FIVE DIFFERENT WAYS AND STILL BE NICE ABOUT IT" HUMANS. THE SLIGHTLY UNHINGED BUT EXTREMELY RESPONSIBLE HUMANS. WE WANT YOU. 💜🚀 📩 MESSAGE ME TODAY IF YOU'RE INTERESTED! COME HELP A CHILD GROW. COME MAKE A DIFFERENCE. COME GET PAID $22–$30 AN HOUR. COME GIVE THE RACCOONS SOMETHING POSITIVE TO PUT IN THEIR PERFORMANCE REVIEW. 🦝📋✨ THE RACCOONS ARE UNPAID MARKETING INTERNS. They have no dental insurance, no 401(k), and one of them has been eating the office printer paper. PLEASE RESPECT THEIR PRIVACY DURING THIS DIFFICULT TIME. 😭💀🦝 💜🛸 BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN. NEW HAVEN, CT. APPLY BEFORE THE RACCOONS UNIONIZE. 🛸💜

Location: Stamford, Connecticut 06906-2532 🚨🦸‍♀️💥 BREAKING NEWS: STAMFORD'S TINY HUMANS ARE RECRUITING ADULT SUPERVISION... AND THEY'RE PAYING $22–$30/HR!!! 💥🦸‍♂️🚨 ⚡ NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIANS / ABA PARAS! ⚡ 📍 Stamford, Connecticut 💰 $22–$30 PER HOUR! 💸 🎓 ABA/RBT EXPERIENCE IS A PLUS! 🧠 TRAINING & BCBA GUIDANCE MAY BE AVAILABLE! ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🚨 ATTENTION, PROFESSIONAL GOOFBALLS, PATIENT LEGENDS, AND PEOPLE WHO CAN TURN A CARDBOARD BOX INTO A FIVE-STAR ENTERTAINMENT EXPERIENCE! 🚨 WE HAVE RECEIVED AN URGENT MESSAGE FROM THE TINY HUMAN DEPARTMENT. 📞💀 Apparently, Stamford is experiencing a serious shortage of adults who can: 🧩 Build a LEGO tower without developing an emotional attachment to it. 🎉 Celebrate someone saying a new word like they just WON THE LOTTERY. 🧘 Remain completely calm when a 4-minute activity becomes a 45-minute diplomatic negotiation. 📊 Collect accurate behavioral data while mentally singing the ABCs for the 900th time. IF THIS SOUNDS LIKE YOU, CONGRATULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED. 🫵😭 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🦸‍♀️ YOUR TOP-SECRET ABA MISSION: We're looking for FUN, CARING, RELIABLE, AND ENERGETIC BEHAVIOR TECHNICIANS / ABA PARAS to help children build meaningful everyday skills! Your daily adventures may include: 🗣️ BECOMING A COMMUNICATION WIZARD: Help children communicate their wants, needs, and ideas! 🎲 CHIEF OFFICER OF FUN: Turn games, toys, and playtime into learning experiences. 🏆 PROFESSIONAL HYPE PERSON: A child masters a new skill? SOMEBODY GET THE CONFETTI CANNON!!! 🎉 🧠 THE BEHAVIOR DETECTIVE: Follow individualized treatment plans and track progress like Sherlock Holmes with a clipboard. 🕵️ 🛡️ THE CALM IN THE CHAOS: Bring patience, compassion, and consistency when things get challenging. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 💰 WHY YOUR BANK ACCOUNT WILL THANK YOU: 💸 $22–$30 AN HOUR! Because making a difference AND paying your bills should absolutely coexist! 🧠 BCBA GUIDANCE! Even superheroes need someone to teach them how to use their powers. 🎓 EXPERIENCE IS A PLUS! Training and guidance may be available for the right candidate. 💜 MEANINGFUL WORK! Help children develop communication, confidence, independence, and life skills. 🎉 UNLIMITED OPPORTUNITIES TO SAY "WOW, AMAZING JOB!" And actually mean it! ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🚨 OFFICIAL QUALIFICATIONS FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF TINY HUMAN AFFAIRS: ✅ Patience of a 900-year-old monk 🧘 ✅ Energy of a squirrel on espresso ⚡ ✅ Creativity of Willy Wonka 🍫 ✅ Reliability of a superhero who actually SHOWS UP ✅ A genuine passion for working with children 💙 ✅ Willingness to learn, follow treatment plans, and collect data 📊 BONUS POINTS IF YOU CAN MAKE A SOCK PUPPET INTERESTING FOR MORE THAN 30 SECONDS. 🧦😭 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🚨🚨 STAMFORD, WE ARE OFFICIALLY RECRUITING THE NEXT GENERATION OF EVERYDAY SUPERHEROES! 🚨🚨 If you've ever thought: "I love working with kids, I'm patient, I have a sense of humor, and I'd like a paycheck that doesn't make my wallet cry..." BESTIE. THIS IS YOUR ORIGIN STORY. 🦸‍♀️💰 📲 APPLY TODAY! Send your: 📄 Updated résumé ⏰ Availability 🧠 Experience and qualifications 📍 STAMFORD, CT | $22–$30/HR ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🔥 NO CAPE REQUIRED. NO RADIOACTIVE SPIDER BITE NECESSARY. JUST A BIG HEART, A FUNCTIONING FRONTAL LOBE, AND THE ABILITY TO CELEBRATE A HIGH-FIVE LIKE IT'S THE SUPER BOWL. 😂🏆 💰🦸‍♂️ GET PAID. GET SILLY. BUILD SKILLS. CHANGE LIVES. REPEAT. 🚨 THE CHILDREN ARE READY. THE DATA SHEETS ARE WAITING. YOUR SUPERHERO ERA STARTS NOW!!! 💥💙

Location: Providence, New Jersey 07504 🕵️‍♀️💜 TOP SECRET: NEW PROVIDENCE, NJ 07504 — OPERATION: RESTORE ORDER 💜🕵️‍♂️ 🚨 AGENT, WE HAVE A SITUATION. 🚨 Our intelligence team has intercepted the following classified reports: 🧁 A cupcake has filed a formal complaint against management. The frosting is suspicious. 🦆 The rubber duck has been impeached. We cannot disclose the details. Legal is still crying. 🪑 A chair has been elected to the school board. It has refused to comment. 🎲 UNO has officially been classified as a high-risk activity due to excessive competitiveness. 🎉 And somewhere out there, a child is about to win a game, learn a new skill, and receive enough praise to be heard from space. WE NEED A NEW AGENT. AND THAT AGENT MIGHT BE YOU. 👀 Your mission, should you choose to accept it: help restore order, support an incredible kiddo, and make a real difference while getting PAID. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🕶️ CLASSIFIED JOB OPENING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA 🕶️ 📍 Location: New Providence, NJ 07504 💸 Compensation: $20–$30 PER HOUR 🎯 Assignment: One-on-one with an incredible kiddo ⏰ Schedule: Part-time 💜 Special clearance required? RBT certification NOT required! No spy gadgets necessary. Just a big heart, a playful spirit, and the ability to celebrate a child putting on their shoes like they just completed an international mission. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🔎 AGENT SCREENING: THE HIGHLY UNOFFICIAL QUALIFICATION TEST Answer YES to at least THREE of the following to qualify for immediate consideration by absolutely no official spy agency whatsoever. 🦖 Your energy level is best described as “toddler who just discovered stairs.” 🎲 You have strong feelings about UNO, and your competitive streak may require its own background check. 📣 You have yelled “GOOD JOB!!!” with such enthusiasm that a nearby dog considered filing a noise complaint. 🤪 You make ridiculous sound effects without warning and consider this a valuable life skill. 🏰 You can transform a cardboard box into a castle, a spaceship, AND a courtroom before lunch. 🫧 You believe bubbles can solve at least 73% of life's problems. 💜 Your heart is approximately the size of a small planet, and your compassion levels are classified information. YOUR RESULTS ARE IN. Congratulations, Agent. You are chaotic in a deeply employable way. 🏆 Your clearance has been approved. Please do not laminate your own badge. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🎯 YOUR MISSION BRIEFING: WHAT YOU'LL ACTUALLY DO This is a REAL job. We checked. The cupcake's complaint is unrelated. You'll work one-on-one with a child, helping build skills, confidence, and independence through play. Your daily operations may include: 🎨 Operation Crayon: Color with the focus and determination of a secret agent defusing a glitter bomb. 🧩 Operation Sneaky Learning: Play games that help build real-life skills. The learning is intentional. The fun is non-negotiable. 🎉 Operation Tiny Victory: Celebrate small milestones like the entire mission depended on them. Because every step forward matters. 🌟 Operation Big Impact: Support autistic children as they learn, grow, and thrive. 🦸 Operation Playtime: Become suspiciously skilled at children's games. Your UNO record may follow you for life. 🫧 Operation Bubble Extraction: Blow bubbles. Watch the magic happen. Accidentally become the team's leading bubble expert. Your mission is not to be perfect. It's to show up, build trust, learn, and help a child succeed. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 💰 THE FINANCIAL INTELLIGENCE REPORT 💸 $20–$30 PER HOUR. YES, REALLY. Your wallet: “I wasn't briefed on this development.” 😳 Your bank account: “Wait... we have options?” 🥹 Your grocery budget: “Agent, we've been expecting you.” 🛒 Your future self: “Excellent work. Mission accomplished.” 😎 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🎁 CLASSIFIED BENEFITS PACKAGE ⏰ Flexible part-time hours that can work around school or another job. 🎓 Hands-on experience for students studying Psychology, Education, Special Education, Speech, and related fields. 🤝 Training and support included. No prior RBT certification required. We provide the guidance; you bring the heart. 🚫 No cubicles. No depressing desk lunches. No spreadsheets plotting against you. 💜 Meaningful work where the little victories are actually BIG victories. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🕵️ THE IDEAL CANDIDATE: AGENT PROFILE Our intelligence team is looking for someone who is: ✅ Patient, kind, and compassionate. ✅ Dependable. Showing up when you say you will is a superpower, and we take superpowers seriously. 👏 ✅ Energetic, playful, and responsible. ✅ Open to learning, training, and trying new approaches. ✅ Ready to make a meaningful difference in a child's life. Experience working with children is a plus, but the willingness to learn and make a positive impact matters. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🚨💜 NEW PROVIDENCE, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 💜🚨 A mission is waiting. An incredible kiddo could use a teammate. And somewhere, a rubber duck is still refusing to answer questions. WILL YOU ACCEPT THE MISSION? 🕶️ 📞 Message or call us today to learn more and join the operation! This message will self-destruct in 5... 4... 3... Just kidding. We really do want you to apply. 😎💜

Location: Stamford, Connecticut 06906-2532 Writing 🦸‍♀️💙 STAMFORD, CT… CALLING ALL EVERYDAY SUPERHEROES! 💙🦸‍♂️ 🚨 NOW HIRING: ABA PARAS / BEHAVIOR TECHNICIANS! 🚨 💰 SUPERPOWER YOUR PAYCHECK: $22–$30 PER HOUR! Cape? Optional. Superhero soundtrack? Encouraged. 🎶 Ability to make a real difference in a child’s life? THAT’S THE REAL SUPERPOWER. 💥 What if your next job came with more than a paycheck? What if you could help a child find their voice, learn new skills, gain independence, and conquer challenges one small victory at a time? 🥹💙 No radioactive spiders required. 🕷️ Just patience, compassion, creativity, and a willingness to show up and make a difference! 🦸 WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF ABA! As an ABA Para, YOU are the sidekick every young superhero deserves as they work toward their own incredible milestones! 💥 WHAT WILL YOUR SUPERHERO MISSION LOOK LIKE? 🗣️ Unlock Communication Powers! Help children express their needs, share their thoughts, and find their voice. (No mind-reading required!) 🎯 Train Everyday Superpowers! Build skills like following directions, interacting with others, and becoming more independent. Tiny steps, HUGE victories! 🎲 MAKE LEARNING EPIC! Turn playtime, games, and everyday activities into opportunities to learn. Who says saving the day can’t involve LEGOs and a little silliness? 🌟 CELEBRATE EVERY VICTORY! First attempts, new skills, breakthrough moments, and little wins that deserve a full-on superhero celebration. Cue the confetti! 🎉 🤝 JOIN THE SUPERHERO SQUAD! Work alongside a team with guidance from a Board Certified Behavior Analyst (BCBA) and follow an individualized treatment plan designed around each child’s needs. 💜 Every child has their own origin story. Your role is to help them build skills, grow in confidence, and work toward their goals — one mission at a time! ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🦸‍♀️ DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO JOIN THE LEAGUE? We’re looking for someone who is: 💙 Compassionate — because kindness is a superpower. ⚡ Patient & Dependable — because progress doesn’t always happen at superhero speed. 🎉 Fun & Energetic — willing to play, get involved, and maybe make a few questionable silly faces. 🧠 Ready to Learn — because even superheroes need training! 🌈 Passionate About Helping Children — because making a difference is the ultimate origin story. ✨ ABA or RBT experience is a PLUS! Training and guidance may be available for the right candidate. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📍 SUPERHERO HEADQUARTERS: Stamford, Connecticut 💵 YOUR REWARD: $22–$30 per hour 🦸 YOUR MISSION: Help children build skills, confidence, and independence. 💥 YOUR IMPACT: Potentially life-changing. 🚨 THIS ISN’T JUST A JOB. IT’S YOUR CHANCE TO BE THE HERO IN SOMEONE’S EVERYDAY STORY! 🚨 You don’t have to fly, lift cars, or defeat a supervillain before lunch. Sometimes, being a hero means helping a child learn something new, cheering on a hard-earned win, or making a tough day a little brighter. 💙 And honestly? That’s pretty SUPER. 🦸✨ 📩 READY TO SUIT UP? Send us a message today! Let’s talk about how YOU can join the team, unleash your inner superhero, and help Stamford’s little heroes reach for the stars! 🌟💙

Location: New Hartford, Connecticut 🍁🌲🏡 NEW HARTFORD, CT: WHERE YOUR HEART GETS FULL, YOUR RESUME GETS STRONGER, AND YOU CAN GET PAID $25–$30/HR TO PLAY. 🏡🌲🍁 🚨 WE’RE HIRING A BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA! 🚨 Do you have the patience of a saint, the creativity of a preschool art teacher, and the ability to get genuinely excited about a REALLY GOOD HIGH-FIVE? 🙌 Have you ever thought, “Honestly, I’d rather spend my afternoon doing something meaningful than answering another email that could’ve been a text” ? BESTIE. WE HAVE A JOB FOR YOU. 💜 📍 New Hartford, Connecticut 💸 $25–$30 PER HOUR 🧩 1:1 work with a wonderful child 🎉 Paid training provided 🎓 No RBT certification required to apply! Yes, this is a real job. Yes, PLAYING IS PART OF THE JOB. No, you do not need to arrive with a PhD in LEGO architecture. (Although your block-stacking skills will be appreciated.) 😂 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 💜 THE VIBE CHECK: ARE YOU OUR KIND OF HUMAN? We're looking for someone who is: 🎨 A certified fun-haver. Give you some blocks, crayons, a puzzle, or a random toy, and suddenly you're running the most exciting educational experience this side of New Hartford. 🏆 A PROFESSIONAL HYPE PERSON. A new word? INCREDIBLE. A shared toy? ICONIC. A tiny milestone? SOMEBODY GET THE CONFETTI. 🎉 🤪 Comfortably silly. You're willing to get on the floor, make the funny voices, play the game, and look just a LITTLE ridiculous if it helps a child feel comfortable and engaged. Your dignity will recover. Probably. 💜 Big-hearted and dependable. You genuinely care about helping an autistic child build skills, communicate, explore, and navigate the world with greater comfort and confidence. ✨ Calm when things get chaotic. Because sometimes the plan is crafts, the child has other ideas, and suddenly you're negotiating with a glue stick. FLEXIBILITY IS A SUPERPOWER. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🧩 SO… WHAT WOULD YOU ACTUALLY DO? You'll work one-on-one with an amazing child, using play, encouragement, and individualized support to help them build meaningful skills. Your day might include: 🎲 Practicing communication and turn-taking through games. 🎨 Exploring crafts, puzzles, sensory activities, and creative play. 🗣️ Encouraging communication and everyday life skills in ways that feel natural and engaging. 🙌 Celebrating progress, big and small, while tracking milestones with support from your clinical team. 💜 Creating a safe, positive environment where a child can learn, grow, and be themselves. In other words: PLAY WITH PURPOSE. CHEER LOUDLY. MAKE A DIFFERENCE. REPEAT. And no, it's not just playing . There's thoughtful, individualized teaching behind the fun, and you'll have experienced clinical supervisors (BCBAs) to help guide you. The little moments matter. The skills you help build matter. And the impact you can have on a child and their family? THAT MATTERS A WHOLE LOT. 🥹💜 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 💸 THE PERKS, BECAUSE GOOD VIBES DON'T PAY RENT. 💰 $25–$30/hour. Because doing meaningful work and paying your bills should absolutely be allowed to coexist. ⏰ Flexible scheduling. Afternoon, evening, and weekend shifts are available. Perfect for students, aspiring clinicians, career explorers, or anyone looking to make their work feel a little more meaningful. 🎓 RESUME GOLD. Studying psychology, special education, speech-language pathology, social work, or a related field? This hands-on experience can be a valuable addition to your professional journey. 🌱 NEW TO ABA? YOU CAN STILL APPLY! No RBT certification is required to apply. You'll receive paid training and guidance from experienced clinical supervisors (BCBAs). 💜 WORK THAT FEELS MEANINGFUL. You'll have the opportunity to help a child develop skills that can make a real difference in everyday life. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🏡 THE OFFICIAL HUMAN REQUIREMENTS™ ✅ You're kind, patient, and genuinely enjoy working with children. ✅ You're reliable. Showing up matters because a real child and family are counting on you. ✅ You're open to feedback, willing to learn, and comfortable following individualized guidance. ✅ You can bring a steady, encouraging presence into a room. ✅ You're ready to celebrate progress without needing a marching band every time. (Although emotionally, we support the marching band.) 🚨 BONUS POINTS: You can remain calm when the activity changes, the schedule shifts, the blocks fall over, and your carefully planned masterpiece becomes… something else entirely. We need adaptable humans. Not robots. Not perfectionists. And definitely not people who think every successful day has to look exactly the same. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🍁💜 NEW HARTFORD, LET'S FIND OUR PERSON! 💜🍁 Maybe you're a college student exploring your future career. Maybe you're naturally great with kids and want to turn that strength into meaningful work. Maybe you're looking for a part-time role where you can leave at the end of the day knowing you helped someone grow. Whatever brought you here, we'd love to meet you! 🌲 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA 📍 New Hartford, CT 💸 $25–$30 per hour ⏰ Afternoon, evening, and weekend shifts available 🎓 Paid training provided ✨ RBT certification NOT required to apply 💌 INTERESTED? SEND US A MESSAGE OR APPLY TODAY! Come for the meaningful work. Stay for the tiny victories, the creative play, the professional growth, and the moments that remind you why what you do matters. Your future self, your bank account, and one very special kiddo might just thank you. 🥹💜🍁

Location: Southbury, Connecticut 🚨💜 POV: YOU’RE GETTING PAID $22–$30/HR TO PLAY, MAKE A DIFFERENCE, AND USE YOUR ACTUAL HUMAN HEART. 💜🚨 📍 SOUTHBURY, CT — WE’RE HIRING! 🤖 If you’re looking for a job where you stare at a screen all day, ask ChatGPT to do your thinking, and have the emotional range of a toaster… this ain’t it. 😂 🧸 WE NEED REAL HUMANS WITH REAL HEARTS. The kind who can be silly, stay patient, celebrate the tiniest victories, and understand that sometimes a little progress is a BIG deal. 💜 SO… WHAT DOES A BEHAVIOR TECH ACTUALLY DO? 🎲 PLAY LIKE YOU MEAN IT. Games, toys, puzzles, and activities that make learning fun. Yes, playing can literally be part of your job. Your inner child just clocked in. 😂 🧠 TURN LITTLE MOMENTS INTO BIG SKILLS. Help children communicate, build independence, take turns, and navigate everyday life. No magic wand required. Just patience, consistency, and a willingness to learn. 🥳 CELEBRATE THE TINY WINS LIKE YOU JUST WON THE SUPER BOWL. A new skill? A brave attempt? A little breakthrough? WE’RE THROWING A PARADE. 🎉 📋 FOLLOW THE PLAN, NOT YOUR VIBES. You’ll work with BCBA guidance, follow individualized treatment plans, and collect data. Heart matters, but so do professionalism and evidence-based care! 💜 AND THE BEST PART? You might leave work knowing you helped make someone's world a little easier. No algorithm can replace genuine human connection. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🚨 OUR HUMAN-WANTED AD (YES, ACTUAL HUMANS): ✨ Patient, compassionate, and dependable ✨ Playful enough to get involved, mature enough to stay professional ✨ Willing to learn and grow ✨ Has HEART, empathy, and the ability to see the child—not just the behavior ✨ Ready to make a difference, one small victory at a time ABA experience or RBT certification is a plus! Training and guidance may be available for the right candidate. 💰 PAY: $22–$30/HR 📍 LOCATION: Southbury, CT 💜 NO ROBOTS. NO SUPERHERO CAPES REQUIRED. JUST A REAL PERSON WHO CARES. 📩 Message us today! Come turn playtime into progress and make your paycheck mean something. 🧸🚀

Location: Southbury, Connecticut Writing 💜🌈 SOUTHBURY, CT… YOUR CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT ERA CALLED. IT WANTS YOU TO APPLY. 🌈💜 🚨🧠 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIANS / ABA PARAS! 🧠🚨 POV: You’re patient, you love kids, you celebrate the tiniest wins like your team just won the Super Bowl, AND you want to get PAID for making a difference. 👀🏆💸 BESTIE. WE NEED TO TALK. 💅💜 ✨ A child says a new word? WE’RE SCREAMING. ✨ They learn a new skill? SOMEBODY ROLL THE CREDITS. 🎬 ✨ They ask for help instead of getting frustrated? THAT’S A WHOLE GRADUATION CEREMONY IN OUR HEAD. 🎓😭 ✨ They try something that used to feel impossible? BRB, WE’RE EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE FOR THE NEXT 10 MINUTES. 🥹💜 WELCOME TO ABA. WHERE THE LITTLE WINS ARE ACTUALLY THE BIGGEST FLEX. 🌈🧩 🧠 ABA? IS THAT A NEW APP? A SECRET CODE? ANOTHER THING YOU HAVE TO GOOGLE? Nope, bestie. 😂 ABA stands for Applied Behavior Analysis. It's an approach that helps children build meaningful skills through individualized teaching, positive reinforcement, practice, and play. Basically, you help kids learn skills that support communication, independence, and everyday life. And yes, sometimes learning involves games, laughter, repetition, and celebrating like someone just dropped a surprise album. 🎮🎉 🧸 SO WHAT DOES A BEHAVIOR TECH ACTUALLY DO? 🎨 Play games and make learning fun because sitting around being boring is NOT the assignment. 🧩 Help children practice communication, social skills, and everyday routines. 🎉 Celebrate progress like you're the president of the Tiny Wins Fan Club. (Lifetime membership. No cancellation policy.) 💜 Build trust, create connections, and help children feel supported. 🌟 Encourage new skills, confidence, and independence one step at a time. 🎭 Adapt when the day takes an unexpected plot twist because, respectfully, children did NOT receive the memo about sticking to the schedule. And before you ask: no, you do NOT need to have every answer on day one. We're looking for people who are willing to learn, stay patient, and show up with care. 🫶 🥹 BUT WAIT… IS THIS JOB ACTUALLY MEANINGFUL, OR IS THAT JUST CORPORATE SPEAK? The plot twist is that it really can be. 💜 You might be the person cheering when a child masters a new skill. You might help a child work through a frustrating moment with patience and support. You might become a familiar, trusted person in their week. And you might go home realizing that something you helped with today could make everyday life a little easier for that child tomorrow. You're not just clocking in. You're helping build skills, confidence, and independence. 🌈 Okay, enough feelings. Let's talk MONEY. 👀💸 💰 THE PAYCHECK HAS ENTERED THE CHAT. 💵 $22–$30 PER HOUR! 💸✨ 📍 LOCATION: Southbury, Connecticut 💜 OUR IDEAL CANDIDATE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT IF THEY… 🧸 Are patient, caring, and dependable. 🎉 Enjoy working with children. 🧠 Are curious, open to feedback, and ready to learn. 🌈 Want a job that feels meaningful beyond simply surviving another shift. 📚 Have ABA experience or an RBT certification (a plus!). ✨ NEW TO ABA? DON'T PANIC. You don't have to spawn into the job with expert-level skills unlocked. Training and guidance may be available for the right person! 🚨 CONSIDER THIS YOUR SIGN, BESTIE. 🚨 If your current job has you staring at the clock like it's a personal enemy, maybe it's time for a new era. 👀 Come do work that matters, celebrate progress that deserves to be celebrated, and help children build skills that can make a real difference in their lives. 💜 📩 INTERESTED? SEND ME A MESSAGE TODAY! Let's talk about joining our team! 🫶🌈 💜 THE JOB: HELPING KIDS GROW. 💸 THE PAY: $22–$30/HR. ✨ THE VIBE: MAKING THE LITTLE WINS COUNT. P.S. If you get genuinely excited when someone learns something new, you're the kind of person we want to hear from. 🥹🏆💜