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Location: Branford, CT 06405 🚨🦖 BRANFORD, CONNECTICUT… PLEASE REMAIN CALM. WE HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT JOB OPENING. 💜😂 Have you ever wanted a job where being silly is practically a job requirement? Where dancing, playing games, making someone smile, and celebrating the tiniest victories are all part of the day? WELL… YOUR TIME HAS COME. 🎉 LBAPS IS HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA! 🧸🌈 📍 Branford, CT 06405 We're searching for a fun-loving, patient, energetic human who isn't afraid to: 🎨 Get creative with activities 🧩 Turn learning into playtime 😂 Make silly moments part of the day 👏 Celebrate BIG when little victories happen 💜 Help a child build skills, confidence, and independence A TYPICAL DAY MIGHT INCLUDE: Playing games Laughing until your cheeks hurt Practicing important life skills Being someone's biggest cheerleader Making a difference without even realizing how much No boring cubicle. No staring at spreadsheets all day. Just meaningful work, hands-on learning, and the chance to make a real impact. ✨ Experience with children or autism is a plus. A big heart, patience, and a willingness to learn are even better! SO, BRANFORD… ARE YOU OUR NEXT PROFESSIONAL PLAYTIME CHAMPION? 🏆 📩 Reach out today! Your next adventure might be one application away. 💜

Location: Wilton, Connecticut 🚨😂 WILTON, CT… THE CEO OF PLAYTIME POSITION IS NOW OPEN! 💜 WAIT… YOU GET PAID TO PLAY GAMES, MAKE PEOPLE SMILE, AND HELP A CHILD LEARN AND GROW?! YES. WE'RE SERIOUS. 🤩 🎉 NOW HIRING: ABA PARA PROFESSIONALS! We're looking for someone with a big heart, a fun personality, and enough creativity to turn an ordinary afternoon into a little adventure! 🧸 YOUR DAILY JOB DESCRIPTION: 🎨 Become a creative activity mastermind. 🎲 Take your game-playing skills to the next level. 🌈 Turn everyday moments into learning opportunities. 🏆 Celebrate little victories like your favorite team just won the championship! 💜 Help a child build confidence and important life skills. 😂 THINGS YOU'LL PROBABLY SAY A LOT: "YOU DID IT!" "THAT WAS AMAZING!" "LET'S TRY AGAIN!" "WHO'S READY TO PLAY?!" 💕 YOU'RE OUR KIND OF PERSON IF YOU'RE: ✨ Patient and compassionate. ✨ Energetic and creative. ✨ Dependable and responsible. ✨ Someone who loves helping children. 🎓 No superhero experience required! Training and support provided. 📍 WILTON, CONNECTICUT 💥 THIS ISN'T JUST ANOTHER JOB. IT'S A CHANCE TO BECOME PART OF SOMEONE'S GROWTH STORY! Ready to trade boring workdays for meaningful moments? YOUR NEXT ADVENTURE IS WAITING. COME JOIN OUR TEAM! 💜🎉

Location: New Haven, Connecticut 🚨🦄 NEW HAVEN, CT… WE NEED SOMEONE WHO TAKES PLAYTIME VERY SERIOUSLY! 😂💜 🎉 NOW HIRING: ABA Behavior Technetium Do you have what it takes to: 🎨 Build a masterpiece out of crayons? 🎲 Become a professional board-game competitor? 🧸 Turn ordinary activities into exciting adventures? 👏 Celebrate a tiny victory like your team just won the WORLD CUP?! Then congratulations… you might have found your calling! 😂 💜 SO, WHAT DOES A BT ACTUALLY DO? You work one-on-one with a child, using games, play, and fun activities to help them learn new skills, build confidence, and become more independent. Basically, you get to be part of some pretty amazing little moments! 💰 PAY: $20–$30 PER HOUR! ⏰ SCHEDULE: After-school hours Some flexible weekend hours Great part-time opportunity! 🌈 OUR WISH LIST: ✨ Big heart ✨ Lots of patience ✨ Fun personality ✨ Dependable attitude ✨ Willingness to learn 🎓 Training and support provided! 📍 NEW HAVEN, CONNECTICUT 🚨 IMPORTANT: NO BORING PERSONALITIES ALLOWED! Okay… that's not an official requirement. 😂 But if you love working with children and want a job that actually means something, WE WANT TO MEET YOU! 💌 COME MAKE SOME MEMORIES, CREATE SOME SMILES, AND BE PART OF SOMETHING BIG! 💜

Location: Mount Laurel Township,New Jersey 08054 🚨💜 MOUNT LAUREL, NJ… WE'RE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A PROFESSIONAL FUN-MAKER! 🎉 🧸 NOW HIRING: 1-ON-1 BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN! Calling all game lovers, creative thinkers, big-hearted humans, and people who believe even the smallest victories deserve a HUGE celebration! 🏆 We have an opportunity that is anything but ordinary! ✨ WHAT'S THE JOB? 🎨 Turn playtime into learning time. 🎲 Play games and enjoy fun activities. 🌈 Help a child build new skills and confidence. 💜 Celebrate progress, one little victory at a time. 💰 PAY: $22–$30 PER HOUR! 🕒 SCHEDULE: After-school hours Flexible weekend opportunities 💕 YOU MIGHT BE OUR PERFECT MATCH IF YOU'RE: Patient, caring, and dependable. Energetic and playful. Creative and positive. Excited to help children grow! No superhero cape required. Just bring your heart, your patience, and your willingness to learn! Training and support provided. 📍 MOUNT LAUREL TOWNSHIP, NJ 08054 💥 COME FOR THE JOB. STAY FOR THE SMILES. MAKE A DIFFERENCE THAT LASTS! Interested? We'd LOVE to hear from you! 💜

Location: Matawan, NJ 🚨🍭 MATAWAN, NJ! WARNING: THIS JOB MAY CAUSE EXCESSIVE SMILING, LAUGHING & RANDOM DANCE PARTIES! 💜🎉 🧸 WE'RE HIRING: ABA PARA PROFESSIONALS! Okay, let's be honest… who said work has to be boring?! 🙄 We're looking for someone who is ready to turn ordinary afternoons into little adventures! Think games, giggles, silly moments, creative activities, and helping an awesome child learn and grow. 🌈 And YES… YOU GET PAID FOR IT! 👀 💰 $20–$30 PER HOUR! ⏰ THE SCHEDULE: After-school hours Flexible weekend opportunities Part-time hours that can fit around your life! 🎨 YOUR DAILY MISSION: Become a professional game player (seriously!) Turn learning into FUN! Help a child discover new skills. Celebrate little victories like they just won the Olympics! 🏆 Bring patience, positivity, and plenty of good energy! 💜 OUR IDEAL PERSON: Someone with a big heart, a playful personality, patience, and a genuine love for helping children. Experience is a plus, but having the right attitude and willingness to learn means A LOT! Training and support are provided. 📍 MATAWAN, NEW JERSEY 🚨 SO… WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! Your next job could be more than just a paycheck. It could be someone's favorite part of the day. 🥹💜 COME MAKE SOME MAGIC WITH US! ✨

Location: Ukraine; Bulgaria; Poland; Romania Workplace: Remote About Patrianna Patrianna is a fast-scaling product development company headquartered in Gibraltar, with a dynamic, global team powering our growth. We operate at the intersection of technology and entertainment, building innovative solutions that shape the future of social gaming and deliver outstanding experiences to millions of players worldwide. We’re driven by speed, ambition, and bold ideas. At our core, we’re product creators and problem-solvers who thrive in a high-performance environment. We’re looking for exceptional talent-smart, adaptable, and motivated individuals eager to make an impact, scale business functions at pace, and continuously improve. AI-DRIVEN ENGINEERING CULTURE We are actively building an AI-driven engineering organization with a clear and deliberate stance: artificial intelligence is a core part of how we build and deliver software — not an experiment, not a trend, and not an optional add-on. AI is embedded into our engineering workflows, from system design and prototyping to refactoring, testing, and code review. We expect engineers to be fully comfortable working in AI-driven environments and to treat AI as a primary productivity multiplier. Strong engineering judgment, architectural ownership, and accountability remain essential—AI amplifies our engineers, it doesn’t replace responsibility for technical decisions. What you will be doing • Design and deliver clean, scalable, and testable Java-based backend systems with minimal supervision • Collaborate with cross-functional teams including backend, web, mobile, QA, and product teams • Take ownership of specific services or functional areas within our large-scale architecture • Leverage AI tools and assistants as integral parts of your development workflow—from system design to code review • Contribute to maintaining high test coverage, predictable production behavior, and seamless scalability • Drive engineering excellence through modern practices and continuous improvement Main technologies we use: - Java 25 - Spring Boot 4 - Spring 7 - Google Cloud Platform - Kubernetes - Kafka - AlloyDB for PostgreSQL - Spanner - Ebean ORM - Flyway - Redis - Quartz - Websockets - Retool - Test Containers - Locust for perf testing - Jenkins/ArgoCD - ELK/Sentry/Grafana - Jira/Confluence/Slack/Bitbucket What we are looking for • Extensive production experience with Java and its ecosystem • Solid understanding of relational database principles (preferably PostgreSQL) and messaging concepts (preferably Kafka) • Strong system design, troubleshooting and debugging capabilities • Comfortable and proactive in using AI coding assistants (GitHub Copilot, Claude Code, etc.) as productivity multipliers • Practical experience validating, refining, and taking ownership of AI-generated output • Upper-intermediate or higher level of English Why you will love it You’ll be at the forefront of AI-driven engineering in a fast-scaling environment where your code directly impacts millions of users. Work with cutting-edge technology (latest Java, Spring Boot, GCP, Kubernetes) while enjoying full remote flexibility, generous leave, and real opportunities for growth. Join a team that treats AI as a core engineering tool—not an experiment—and where engineering excellence, speed, and meaningful impact are part of everyday work.

Location: Ukraine; Bulgaria; Poland; Romania Workplace: Remote About Patrianna Patrianna is a fast-scaling product development company headquartered in Gibraltar, with a dynamic, global team powering our growth. We operate at the intersection of technology and entertainment, building innovative solutions that shape the future of social gaming and deliver outstanding experiences to millions of players worldwide. We’re driven by speed, ambition, and bold ideas. At our core, we’re product creators and problem-solvers who thrive in a high-performance environment. We’re looking for exceptional talent—smart, adaptable, and motivated individuals eager to make an impact, scale business functions at pace, and continuously improve. Whether you’re a domain expert or an agile thinker who thrives in change, at Patrianna you’ll have the freedom to innovate, take ownership, and help us lead the next wave of gaming innovation. Join us—and be part of something extraordinary. AI-Driven Engineering Culture We are actively building an AI-driven engineering organization with a clear and deliberate stance: artificial intelligence is a core part of how we build and deliver software — not an experiment, not a trend, and not an optional add-on. AI is embedded into our engineering workflows, from system design and prototyping to refactoring, testing, and code review. We expect engineers to be fully comfortable working in AI-driven environments and to treat AI as a primary productivity multiplier. Strong engineering judgment, architectural ownership, and accountability remain essential—AI amplifies our engineers, it doesn’t replace responsibility for technical decisions What you will be doing • Design and implement complex, scalable system architectures while mentoring team members and driving technical excellence • Lead code reviews and establish best practices to ensure high-quality deliverables across the engineering team • Optimize database performance and design robust data solutions, particularly with PostgreSQL and query optimization • Architect and maintain messaging systems using Kafka or similar technologies to handle high-volume data streams • Troubleshoot and resolve complex production issues, taking full ownership of system reliability and performance • Facilitate technical discussions and foster collaborative problem-solving across cross-functional teams What we are looking for • Extensive production experience with Java and deep understanding of JVM internals and ecosystem • Strong system design capabilities with proven ability to document and implement complex architectures • Advanced knowledge of relational database principles, PostgreSQL expertise, and performance tuning skills • Solid grasp of messaging concepts, ideally with Kafka ecosystem experience • Exceptional troubleshooting abilities and strong understanding of concurrency principles and security best practices • Leadership experience with team mentoring and upper-intermediate English proficiency for stakeholder communication Our Tech Stack •Java 25 •Spring Boot 4 •Google Cloud Platform: Kubernetes, Kafka, AlloyDB for PostgreSQL, Spanner •Ebean ORM •Flyway •Redis •Quartz •Websockets •Retool •Test Containers •Locust for perf testing •Jenkins/ArgoCD •ELK/Sentry/Grafana •Jira/Confluence/Slack/Bitbucket Why you will love it You’ll thrive in our high-pace, high-growth environment where continuous learning meets real impact. Take ownership of cutting-edge technology solutions while working in an ego-free, collaborative culture that values your input and recognizes your contributions. Every line of code you write directly shapes the gaming experience for millions of players worldwide, giving your work genuine purpose and meaning. Plus, you’ll enjoy the flexibility to work in ways that suit you while being rewarded for the tangible results you deliver. Benefits: Generous Leave Policy: Take advantage of paid time off, encompassing both vacation and sick leave, to ensure you can recharge and recover when needed. Take your time on bank holidays as well. Continuously Development: Get an opportunity to join a fast-growing business where the sky’s the limit. Company Events: Engage in our vibrant company culture through a variety of informal events designed to foster camaraderie and teamwork. Full Remote Work: Enjoy the flexibility of working remotely from wherever you feel most productive.

Location: Poland; Bulgaria; Romania Workplace: Remote About Patrianna Patrianna is a fast-scaling product development company headquartered in Gibraltar, with a dynamic, global team powering our growth. We operate at the intersection of technology and entertainment, building innovative solutions that shape the future of social gaming and deliver outstanding experiences to millions of players worldwide. We’re driven by speed, ambition, and bold ideas. At our core, we’re product creators and problem-solvers who thrive in a high-performance environment. We’re looking for exceptional talent—smart, adaptable, and motivated individuals eager to make an impact, scale business functions at pace, and continuously improve. Whether you’re a domain expert or an agile thinker who thrives in change, at Patrianna you’ll have the freedom to innovate, take ownership, and help us lead the next wave of gaming innovation. Join us—and be part of something extraordinary. AI-Driven Engineering Culture We are actively building an AI-driven engineering organization with a clear and deliberate stance: artificial intelligence is a core part of how we build and deliver software — not an experiment, not a trend, and not an optional add-on. AI is embedded into our engineering workflows, from system design and prototyping to refactoring, testing, and code review. We expect engineers to be fully comfortable working in AI-driven environments and to treat AI as a primary productivity multiplier. Strong engineering judgment, architectural ownership, and accountability remain essential—AI amplifies our engineers, it doesn’t replace responsibility for technical decisions What you will be doing • Design and implement complex, scalable system architectures while mentoring team members and driving technical excellence • Lead code reviews and establish best practices to ensure high-quality deliverables across the engineering team • Optimize database performance and design robust data solutions, particularly with PostgreSQL and query optimization • Architect and maintain messaging systems using Kafka or similar technologies to handle high-volume data streams • Troubleshoot and resolve complex production issues, taking full ownership of system reliability and performance • Facilitate technical discussions and foster collaborative problem-solving across cross-functional teams What we are looking for • Extensive production experience with Java and deep understanding of JVM internals and ecosystem • Strong system design capabilities with proven ability to document and implement complex architectures • Advanced knowledge of relational database principles, PostgreSQL expertise, and performance tuning skills • Solid grasp of messaging concepts, ideally with Kafka ecosystem experience • Exceptional troubleshooting abilities and strong understanding of concurrency principles and security best practices • Leadership experience with team mentoring and upper-intermediate English proficiency for stakeholder communication Our Tech Stack •Java 25 •Spring Boot 4 •Google Cloud Platform: Kubernetes, Kafka, AlloyDB for PostgreSQL, Spanner •Ebean ORM •Flyway •Redis •Quartz •Websockets •Retool •Test Containers •Locust for perf testing •Jenkins/ArgoCD •ELK/Sentry/Grafana •Jira/Confluence/Slack/Bitbucket Why you will love it You’ll thrive in our high-pace, high-growth environment where continuous learning meets real impact. Take ownership of cutting-edge technology solutions while working in an ego-free, collaborative culture that values your input and recognizes your contributions. Every line of code you write directly shapes the gaming experience for millions of players worldwide, giving your work genuine purpose and meaning. Plus, you’ll enjoy the flexibility to work in ways that suit you while being rewarded for the tangible results you deliver. Benefits: Generous Leave Policy: Take advantage of paid time off, encompassing both vacation and sick leave, to ensure you can recharge and recover when needed. Take your time on bank holidays as well. Continuously Development: Get an opportunity to join a fast-growing business where the sky’s the limit. Company Events: Engage in our vibrant company culture through a variety of informal events designed to foster camaraderie and teamwork. Full Remote Work: Enjoy the flexibility of working remotely from wherever you feel most productive.

Location: Ukraine; Bulgaria; Poland; Romania Workplace: Remote About Patrianna Patrianna is a fast-scaling product development company headquartered in Gibraltar, with a dynamic, global team powering our growth. We operate at the intersection of technology and entertainment, building innovative solutions that shape the future of social gaming and deliver outstanding experiences to millions of players worldwide. We're driven by speed, ambition, and bold ideas. At our core, we're product creators and problem-solvers who thrive in a high-performance environment. We're looking for exceptional talent-smart, adaptable, and motivated individuals eager to make an impact, scale business functions at pace, and continuously improve. AI-DRIVEN ENGINEERING CULTURE We are actively building an AI-driven engineering organization with a clear and deliberate stance: artificial intelligence is a core part of how we build and deliver software — not an experiment, not a trend, and not an optional add-on. AI is embedded into our engineering workflows, from system design and prototyping to refactoring, testing, and code review. We rely on AI to significantly influence how work is done and to accelerate delivery, while maintaining a high bar for code quality, system reliability, and architectural clarity. We expect engineers to be fully comfortable working in AI-driven environments and to treat AI as a primary productivity multiplier. Preference for AI-free workflows or resistance to AI-assisted development is NOT aligned with how we operate. Strong engineering judgment, architectural ownership, and accountability remain essential. AI amplifies our engineers — it does not replace responsibility for technical decisions. What you will be doing • Design and deliver clean, scalable, and testable Java-based backend systems with minimal supervision • Collaborate with cross-functional teams including backend, web, mobile, QA, and product teams • Take ownership of specific services or functional areas within our large-scale architecture • Leverage AI tools and assistants as integral parts of your development workflow—from system design to code review • Contribute to maintaining high test coverage, predictable production behavior, and seamless scalability • Drive engineering excellence through modern practices and continuous improvement What we are looking for • Extensive production experience with Java and its ecosystem • Solid understanding of relational database principles (preferably PostgreSQL) and messaging concepts (preferably Kafka) • Strong system design, troubleshooting and debugging capabilities • Comfortable and proactive in using AI coding assistants (GitHub Copilot, Claude Code, etc.) as productivity multipliers • Practical experience validating, refining, and taking ownership of AI-generated output • Upper-intermediate or higher level of English Why you will love it You'll be at the forefront of AI-driven engineering in a fast-scaling environment where your code directly impacts millions of users. Work with cutting-edge technology (latest Java, Spring Boot, GCP, Kubernetes) while enjoying full remote flexibility, generous leave, and real opportunities for growth. Join a team that treats AI as a core engineering tool—not an experiment—and where engineering excellence, speed, and meaningful impact are part of everyday work.

Location: New Haven, Connecticut OH WE ARE ABOUT TO MAKE THE RACCOONS LOSE THEIR ENTIRE LITTLE MINDS. 🦝💀🚨 Writing 🛸💜🚨 NEW HAVEN, CT. DROP THE ROTISSERIE CHICKEN. CANCEL YOUR LITTLE SIDE QUEST. THE RACCOONS HAVE ENTERED HUMAN RESOURCES. 🚨💜🛸 📡📡📡 EMERGENCY BROADCAST FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF SILLY LITTLE GUYS WITH CLIPBOARDS: WE. ARE. HIRING. A. BEHAVIOR. TECHNICIAN. 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♂️🧠💥 🚨 NOT A DRILL. 🚨 NOT A CULT. 🚨 PROBABLY NOT AN ALIEN EXPERIMENT. 🚨 DEFINITELY AN OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE. NEW HAVEN, WE NEED A CERTIFIED BADASS OF PATIENCE. A PROFESSIONAL PLAYGROUND DIPLOMAT. A TINY-HUMAN HYPE PERSON. A LEGEND WHO CAN CELEBRATE SOMEONE LEARNING A NEW SKILL LIKE THEY JUST DISCOVERED FIRE. 🔥🦖🎉 💰💰💰 $22–$30 AN HOUR. 💰💰💰 HELLO????? YOUR BANK ACCOUNT JUST DID A BACKFLIP OFF THE CEILING FAN. 💸🦅 Your wallet whispered, "Perhaps we shall know peace." Your unpaid bills are suddenly looking at you with RESPECT. 😭💅 📍 NEW HAVEN, CONNECTICUT. YES, YOU CAN LIVE HERE. YES, WE ARE HIRING HERE. YES, THE RACCOONS HAVE VERIFIED THE ZIP CODE. 🦝📍 🧠💥 SO WHAT DO BEHAVIOR TECHNICIANS ACTUALLY DO? 🎲 PLAY GAMES. But make it PROFESSIONAL. We're talking learning through play, building skills, and making progress while having fun. Basically, Mario Party with a PURPOSE. 🎮🧩 🧠 HELP KIDS LEARN IMPORTANT SKILLS. We are NOT assigning homework from the Ninth Circle of Hell. We are making learning engaging, supportive, and meaningful. SATAN HAS BEEN ASKED TO LEAVE THE CLASSROOM. 😭🔥 🎉 CELEBRATE THE LITTLE WINS. New skill? WE SCREAM. Progress? WE CHEER. A breakthrough? SOMEBODY GET THE CONFETTI CANNON AND ALERT THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION. 🎊🚀 💜 HELP A CHILD GROW. Build confidence. Encourage independence. Support communication and everyday skills. Make a genuine difference in a child's life. THE WORK IS MEANINGFUL. THE IMPACT IS REAL. THE RACCOONS ARE EMOTIONALLY INVESTED. 🥹🦝💜 👽🚨 WHO ARE WE TRYING TO ABDUCT—SORRY, RECRUIT??? 🦄 THE PATIENT ONE. You understand that progress takes time and everyone learns differently. 🎭 THE SILLY ONE. You can make learning fun without needing a Broadway contract or a fog machine. 🧸 THE KID PERSON. You enjoy working with children and want to help them thrive. 🧠 THE RESPONSIBLE CHAOS GREMLIN. You bring energy, kindness, reliability, and the ability to follow a plan even when the vibes are VIBRATING. ✨ ABA EXPERIENCE OR RBT CERTIFICATION? WE LOVE THAT FOR YOU. 💅 ✨ NEW TO ABA? DON'T THROW YOURSELF INTO THE SUN JUST YET. Training and guidance may be available for the right person! 🚨🚨🚨 THE PLOT HAS THICKENED TO THE CONSISTENCY OF GAS STATION NACHO CHEESE. 🚨🚨🚨 WE WANT SOMEONE TO JOIN US ASAP. Not in a "we are hiding in your walls" way. 😭 Not in a "three raccoons in a trench coat have been tracking your movements" way. 🦝🦝🦝🧥 In a "HEY, YOU SEEM LIKE A GOOD HUMAN AND WE HAVE AN AWESOME OPPORTUNITY" kind of way. 💥💜 THE PERKS. THE GLORY. THE REASON YOUR GROUP CHAT NEEDS TO HEAR ABOUT THIS. 💜💥 💵 $22–$30 per hour because capitalism has entered the chat. 🎯 Meaningful one-on-one work because YOU can make a difference. 🎲 Play-based learning because learning doesn't have to feel like being trapped in a 900-page textbook written by a haunted Victorian ghost. 💜 The chance to help children build skills, confidence, and independence. 🦝 The knowledge that somewhere out there, a raccoon in a tiny HR vest believes in you. 📣📣📣 NEW HAVEN, WE SUMMON THE KIND HUMANS. THE FUN HUMANS. THE PATIENT HUMANS. THE "I CAN EXPLAIN THIS FIVE DIFFERENT WAYS AND STILL BE NICE ABOUT IT" HUMANS. THE SLIGHTLY UNHINGED BUT EXTREMELY RESPONSIBLE HUMANS. WE WANT YOU. 💜🚀 📩 MESSAGE ME TODAY IF YOU'RE INTERESTED! COME HELP A CHILD GROW. COME MAKE A DIFFERENCE. COME GET PAID $22–$30 AN HOUR. COME GIVE THE RACCOONS SOMETHING POSITIVE TO PUT IN THEIR PERFORMANCE REVIEW. 🦝📋✨ THE RACCOONS ARE UNPAID MARKETING INTERNS. They have no dental insurance, no 401(k), and one of them has been eating the office printer paper. PLEASE RESPECT THEIR PRIVACY DURING THIS DIFFICULT TIME. 😭💀🦝 💜🛸 BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN. NEW HAVEN, CT. APPLY BEFORE THE RACCOONS UNIONIZE. 🛸💜

Location: Stamford, Connecticut 06906-2532 🚨🦸‍♀️💥 BREAKING NEWS: STAMFORD'S TINY HUMANS ARE RECRUITING ADULT SUPERVISION... AND THEY'RE PAYING $22–$30/HR!!! 💥🦸‍♂️🚨 ⚡ NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIANS / ABA PARAS! ⚡ 📍 Stamford, Connecticut 💰 $22–$30 PER HOUR! 💸 🎓 ABA/RBT EXPERIENCE IS A PLUS! 🧠 TRAINING & BCBA GUIDANCE MAY BE AVAILABLE! ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🚨 ATTENTION, PROFESSIONAL GOOFBALLS, PATIENT LEGENDS, AND PEOPLE WHO CAN TURN A CARDBOARD BOX INTO A FIVE-STAR ENTERTAINMENT EXPERIENCE! 🚨 WE HAVE RECEIVED AN URGENT MESSAGE FROM THE TINY HUMAN DEPARTMENT. 📞💀 Apparently, Stamford is experiencing a serious shortage of adults who can: 🧩 Build a LEGO tower without developing an emotional attachment to it. 🎉 Celebrate someone saying a new word like they just WON THE LOTTERY. 🧘 Remain completely calm when a 4-minute activity becomes a 45-minute diplomatic negotiation. 📊 Collect accurate behavioral data while mentally singing the ABCs for the 900th time. IF THIS SOUNDS LIKE YOU, CONGRATULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED. 🫵😭 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🦸‍♀️ YOUR TOP-SECRET ABA MISSION: We're looking for FUN, CARING, RELIABLE, AND ENERGETIC BEHAVIOR TECHNICIANS / ABA PARAS to help children build meaningful everyday skills! Your daily adventures may include: 🗣️ BECOMING A COMMUNICATION WIZARD: Help children communicate their wants, needs, and ideas! 🎲 CHIEF OFFICER OF FUN: Turn games, toys, and playtime into learning experiences. 🏆 PROFESSIONAL HYPE PERSON: A child masters a new skill? SOMEBODY GET THE CONFETTI CANNON!!! 🎉 🧠 THE BEHAVIOR DETECTIVE: Follow individualized treatment plans and track progress like Sherlock Holmes with a clipboard. 🕵️ 🛡️ THE CALM IN THE CHAOS: Bring patience, compassion, and consistency when things get challenging. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 💰 WHY YOUR BANK ACCOUNT WILL THANK YOU: 💸 $22–$30 AN HOUR! Because making a difference AND paying your bills should absolutely coexist! 🧠 BCBA GUIDANCE! Even superheroes need someone to teach them how to use their powers. 🎓 EXPERIENCE IS A PLUS! Training and guidance may be available for the right candidate. 💜 MEANINGFUL WORK! Help children develop communication, confidence, independence, and life skills. 🎉 UNLIMITED OPPORTUNITIES TO SAY "WOW, AMAZING JOB!" And actually mean it! ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🚨 OFFICIAL QUALIFICATIONS FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF TINY HUMAN AFFAIRS: ✅ Patience of a 900-year-old monk 🧘 ✅ Energy of a squirrel on espresso ⚡ ✅ Creativity of Willy Wonka 🍫 ✅ Reliability of a superhero who actually SHOWS UP ✅ A genuine passion for working with children 💙 ✅ Willingness to learn, follow treatment plans, and collect data 📊 BONUS POINTS IF YOU CAN MAKE A SOCK PUPPET INTERESTING FOR MORE THAN 30 SECONDS. 🧦😭 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🚨🚨 STAMFORD, WE ARE OFFICIALLY RECRUITING THE NEXT GENERATION OF EVERYDAY SUPERHEROES! 🚨🚨 If you've ever thought: "I love working with kids, I'm patient, I have a sense of humor, and I'd like a paycheck that doesn't make my wallet cry..." BESTIE. THIS IS YOUR ORIGIN STORY. 🦸‍♀️💰 📲 APPLY TODAY! Send your: 📄 Updated résumé ⏰ Availability 🧠 Experience and qualifications 📍 STAMFORD, CT | $22–$30/HR ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🔥 NO CAPE REQUIRED. NO RADIOACTIVE SPIDER BITE NECESSARY. JUST A BIG HEART, A FUNCTIONING FRONTAL LOBE, AND THE ABILITY TO CELEBRATE A HIGH-FIVE LIKE IT'S THE SUPER BOWL. 😂🏆 💰🦸‍♂️ GET PAID. GET SILLY. BUILD SKILLS. CHANGE LIVES. REPEAT. 🚨 THE CHILDREN ARE READY. THE DATA SHEETS ARE WAITING. YOUR SUPERHERO ERA STARTS NOW!!! 💥💙

Location: Auckland Workplace: OnSite ABOUT HALTER At Halter, we’re on a mission to enable farmers and graziers to run the most productive and sustainable operations. Our customers are using Halter to break free from the time-intensive constraints of conventional practices. Imagine watching 500 cattle stand up and walk calmly towards their next break? No quad bikes, no dogs, no fences. Just a group of cattle walking at their own pace. People say it looks like magic. Our customers are revolutionizing grazing with Halter. It's changing lives and transforming an industry. People join Halter to do meaningful work. By joining us you’ll be solving challenging problems within a talented team and a culture built for high performance. Our team out-think, out-work and out-care. We’re committed to delivering real change in the world - this isn’t easy, and in truth, we love that it’s hard. We’re backed to deliver on a mission that matters by Tier 1 investors including Founders Fund https://foundersfund.com, Bessemer Venture Partners https://www.bvp.com/, BOND, https://www.bondcap.com/ DCVC https://www.dcvc.com/, Blackbird https://www.blackbird.vc/, Promus Ventures https://www.promusventures.com/, Rocket Lab’s Peter Beck and Icehouse ventures https://www.icehouseventures.co.nz/?utm_term=icehouse%20ventures&utm_campaign=Brand+Keywords&utm_source=adwords&utm_medium=ppc&hsa_acc=4064636360&hsa_cam=16902737884&hsa_grp=134004309485&hsa_ad=592971340272&hsa_src=g&hsa_tgt=kwd-1082530126230&hsa_kw=icehouse%20ventures&hsa_mt=b&hsa_net=adwords&hsa_ver=3&gclid=Cj0KCQjw2v-gBhC1ARIsAOQdKY0J0DepRVFDmjQlAkJPbZuQnLSA5UVzUzOXYiPxkjX-SeVa513_BhkaAr-MEALw_wcB. To find out more, visit our LinkedIn https://www.linkedin.com/company/halter-limited & Instagram https://www.instagram.com/lifeathalter/. What you'll be doing Own the guidance firmware, the virtual fencing logic on our collars that decides when and how to guide each animal. Your code and decisions will be responsible for millions of cattle, on thousands of farms, on several continents, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. That covers everything from initial design through implementation and testing to mass deployment and ongoing production support across a large, live fleet. Design guidance algorithms, state machines and the geometry behind virtual fences and paths, always putting every animal's wellbeing first. Design the protocols that get guidance data onto the collar and animal data back off it over a low-bandwidth radio link. You'll build it all in modern C++ (C++23) on FreeRTOS, with real constraints around power, memory and reliability. Debug hard, intermittent, field-only problems using logs, telemetry and a genuine understanding of the system and animals, not just guesswork. Work closely with firmware, backend and frontend engineers, designers and animal experts, and spend time observing the animals themselves, so the whole guidance system, not just your code, actually holds up. Contribute to the quality and reliability of the guidance system as a whole: better patterns, better tooling, better ways of catching problems before they reach a paddock. Support and mentor other engineers through design conversations, code reviews and generous context sharing. What you'll bring You don't need a firmware-only background. Game and game engine developers work on many of the same challenges we do: steering agents through a world, collision with irregular shapes, state machines that must never get stuck, and squeezing everything into a fixed frame budget. If that's you, we'd love to hear from you. Solid experience shipping software for resource-constrained systems, such as embedded devices, consoles or real-time engines, and the scars to show for it. - Strong C++ fundamentals and software design patterns. - Comfort with tight constraints: concurrency, limited memory and stack, and real-time behaviour." - Good judgement under uncertainty: inaccurate sensor data, unexpected animal behaviour and unclear requirements. - You enjoy reasoning about geometry, probability and timing, like working out the best path to guide a cow, or how sure we are of where an animal is. - A strong sense of ownership. You want to understand why something works, not just that it works, and you follow problems all the way to root cause. - Give and receive feedback well, as a strong team player. Bonus points for - Experience with state machines or pathfinding. - Experience with real-time operating system internals (FreeRTOS or similar), interrupts and reasoning about scheduling, priorities and timing guarantees. - Experience with safety-critical systems, or with unreliable, low-bandwidth communication links. - Experience working with animals, or genuine curiosity about farming, animal welfare, or hardware that has to survive outdoors, unattended, on a live animal. We can teach the domain, but the curiosity has to be there already. Our Benefits - Importantly, we offer an inclusive and attractive remuneration package made up of salary, benefits and an employee stock ownership plan. - Healthy body, healthy mind. We’re partnered with Southern Cross Health Insurance to support your well-being. - Our personal growth is important. Halter offers an annual $1000 self-development budget to be used for anything that fuels personal growth. - We offer 6 months of fully paid parental leave for primary caregivers, 4 weeks of fully paid secondary caregiver leave and many other parental benefits that support you and your family. - Our time to recharge is valued, we’re offered wellness leave and unlimited paid annual leave. Our Office First Approach There’s a reason you visit your friends in person, live with your family and don’t do dinners over Zoom. Humans are wired for connection. We believe a world-class, in-person office culture is the best way for high-performing teams. Being office first is a core pillar of our culture. We believe in-person connections are key to driving your own growth, learning, impact, and building genuine long-lasting relationships. Strong relationships make it easier to disagree, give feedback, and do meaningful and aligned work. We don’t like having heaps of rules or policies, but this means having strong, trusted relationships is critical. We’re office first, not office only. This means working from the office every day is our default setting, but we flex when we need to. We have a high-trust culture, so everyone is trusted to do what’s best for Halter. Our office vibe is something special, it’s hard to describe until you’re here, but people at Halter who have come from fully remote or hybrid companies say they could never go back - the high energy and spectacular people they are now surrounded by every day makes work so enjoyable. Your growth, your learning and your impact are truly unlimited here, and a big part of that comes from being together solving problems, innovating, building context, and constantly learning from each other. JOIN OUR TEAM Halter is committed to promoting a diverse and inclusive workplace — a place where we can each be ourselves and do the best work of our lives. Research shows that while men apply to jobs when they meet an average of 60% of the requirements, women and under-represented groups of candidates tend to only apply when they meet every requirement. If you think you have what it takes but don’t necessarily tick every requirement on this job description, please still get in touch and apply to Halter. We’d love to chat to see if you’ll be an epic fit! If this opportunity sounds like you, please apply below by sending through your cover letter explaining why you’re excited about this role and working at Halter, along with your CV, and we’ll be in touch! Please also feel free to check out the careers page https://www.halterhq.com/careers for more information on working at Halter and don't forget to follow us on LinkedIn https://www.linkedin.com/company/halter-limited & Instagram https://www.instagram.com/lifeathalter/. WHY OUR TEAM LOVES WORKING AT HALTER: - Work that genuinely matters. Every now and again a company comes along that transforms an entire industry and leaves the world in a better place. Our team gets to be part of something truly meaningful, helping farmers improve their livelihoods, spend more time with their families, and build more sustainable operations. - Spectacular people solving hard problems. Our culture is designed for talented people to do work that changes lives. The team is filled with diverse, kind, and driven people who push each other to do their best work. You'll be thrown into the deep end, tackling complex challenges and building something tangible that solves real problems. - You'll grow here. Autonomy, mastery, and learning define how we work. You'll have the freedom to work on interesting problems, master new skills, and continuously develop yourself, both through your role and our personal growth fund. - This isn't easy, and we love that it's hard. Working at Halter will be the most rewarding and the most challenging work of your life. We move fast, take bold bets, and work hard to reshape an entire industry. As one team member put it: "Joining Halter is a bit like strapping yourself to a rocket ship, but it's an epic journey to be a part of!"

Location: Auckland Workplace: OnSite ABOUT HALTER At Halter, we’re on a mission to enable farmers and graziers to run the most productive and sustainable operations. Our customers are using Halter to break free from the time-intensive constraints of conventional practices. Imagine watching 500 cattle stand up and walk calmly towards their next break? No quad bikes, no dogs, no fences. Just a group of cattle walking at their own pace. People say it looks like magic. Our customers are revolutionizing grazing with Halter. It's changing lives and transforming an industry. People join Halter to do meaningful work. By joining us you’ll be solving challenging problems within a talented team and a culture built for high performance. Our team out-think, out-work and out-care. We’re committed to delivering real change in the world - this isn’t easy, and in truth, we love that it’s hard. We’re backed to deliver on a mission that matters by Tier 1 investors including Founders Fund https://foundersfund.com, Bessemer Venture Partners https://www.bvp.com/, BOND, https://www.bondcap.com/ DCVC https://www.dcvc.com/, Blackbird https://www.blackbird.vc/, Promus Ventures https://www.promusventures.com/, Rocket Lab’s Peter Beck and Icehouse ventures https://www.icehouseventures.co.nz/?utm_term=icehouse%20ventures&utm_campaign=Brand+Keywords&utm_source=adwords&utm_medium=ppc&hsa_acc=4064636360&hsa_cam=16902737884&hsa_grp=134004309485&hsa_ad=592971340272&hsa_src=g&hsa_tgt=kwd-1082530126230&hsa_kw=icehouse%20ventures&hsa_mt=b&hsa_net=adwords&hsa_ver=3&gclid=Cj0KCQjw2v-gBhC1ARIsAOQdKY0J0DepRVFDmjQlAkJPbZuQnLSA5UVzUzOXYiPxkjX-SeVa513_BhkaAr-MEALw_wcB. To find out more, visit our LinkedIn https://www.linkedin.com/company/halter-limited & Instagram https://www.instagram.com/lifeathalter/. What you'll be doing Own the guidance firmware, the virtual fencing logic on our collars that decides when and how to guide each animal. Your code and decisions will be responsible for millions of cattle, on thousands of farms, on several continents, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. That covers everything from initial design through implementation and testing to mass deployment and ongoing production support across a large, live fleet. Design guidance algorithms, state machines and the geometry behind virtual fences and paths, always putting every animal's wellbeing first. Design the protocols that get guidance data onto the collar and animal data back off it over a low-bandwidth radio link. You'll build it all in modern C++ (C++23) on FreeRTOS, with real constraints around power, memory and reliability. Debug hard, intermittent, field-only problems using logs, telemetry and a genuine understanding of the system and animals, not just guesswork. Work closely with firmware, backend and frontend engineers, designers and animal experts, and spend time observing the animals themselves, so the whole guidance system, not just your code, actually holds up. Contribute to the quality and reliability of the guidance system as a whole: better patterns, better tooling, better ways of catching problems before they reach a paddock. Support and mentor other engineers through design conversations, code reviews and generous context sharing. What you'll bring You don't need a firmware-only background. Game and game engine developers work on many of the same challenges we do: steering agents through a world, collision with irregular shapes, state machines that must never get stuck, and squeezing everything into a fixed frame budget. If that's you, we'd love to hear from you. Solid experience shipping software for resource-constrained systems, such as embedded devices, consoles or real-time engines, and the scars to show for it. - Strong C++ fundamentals and software design patterns. - Comfort with tight constraints: concurrency, limited memory and stack, and real-time behaviour." - Good judgement under uncertainty: inaccurate sensor data, unexpected animal behaviour and unclear requirements. - You enjoy reasoning about geometry, probability and timing, like working out the best path to guide a cow, or how sure we are of where an animal is. - A strong sense of ownership. You want to understand why something works, not just that it works, and you follow problems all the way to root cause. - Give and receive feedback well, as a strong team player. Bonus points for - Experience with state machines or pathfinding. - Experience with real-time operating system internals (FreeRTOS or similar), interrupts and reasoning about scheduling, priorities and timing guarantees. - Experience with safety-critical systems, or with unreliable, low-bandwidth communication links. - Experience working with animals, or genuine curiosity about farming, animal welfare, or hardware that has to survive outdoors, unattended, on a live animal. We can teach the domain, but the curiosity has to be there already. Our Benefits - Importantly, we offer an inclusive and attractive remuneration package made up of salary, benefits and an employee stock ownership plan. - Healthy body, healthy mind. We’re partnered with Southern Cross Health Insurance to support your well-being. - Our personal growth is important. Halter offers an annual $1000 self-development budget to be used for anything that fuels personal growth. - We offer 6 months of fully paid parental leave for primary caregivers, 4 weeks of fully paid secondary caregiver leave and many other parental benefits that support you and your family. - Our time to recharge is valued, we’re offered wellness leave and unlimited paid annual leave. Our Office First Approach There’s a reason you visit your friends in person, live with your family and don’t do dinners over Zoom. Humans are wired for connection. We believe a world-class, in-person office culture is the best way for high-performing teams. Being office first is a core pillar of our culture. We believe in-person connections are key to driving your own growth, learning, impact, and building genuine long-lasting relationships. Strong relationships make it easier to disagree, give feedback, and do meaningful and aligned work. We don’t like having heaps of rules or policies, but this means having strong, trusted relationships is critical. We’re office first, not office only. This means working from the office every day is our default setting, but we flex when we need to. We have a high-trust culture, so everyone is trusted to do what’s best for Halter. Our office vibe is something special, it’s hard to describe until you’re here, but people at Halter who have come from fully remote or hybrid companies say they could never go back - the high energy and spectacular people they are now surrounded by every day makes work so enjoyable. Your growth, your learning and your impact are truly unlimited here, and a big part of that comes from being together solving problems, innovating, building context, and constantly learning from each other. JOIN OUR TEAM Halter is committed to promoting a diverse and inclusive workplace — a place where we can each be ourselves and do the best work of our lives. Research shows that while men apply to jobs when they meet an average of 60% of the requirements, women and under-represented groups of candidates tend to only apply when they meet every requirement. If you think you have what it takes but don’t necessarily tick every requirement on this job description, please still get in touch and apply to Halter. We’d love to chat to see if you’ll be an epic fit! If this opportunity sounds like you, please apply below by sending through your cover letter explaining why you’re excited about this role and working at Halter, along with your CV, and we’ll be in touch! Please also feel free to check out the careers page https://www.halterhq.com/careers for more information on working at Halter and don't forget to follow us on LinkedIn https://www.linkedin.com/company/halter-limited & Instagram https://www.instagram.com/lifeathalter/. WHY OUR TEAM LOVES WORKING AT HALTER: - Work that genuinely matters. Every now and again a company comes along that transforms an entire industry and leaves the world in a better place. Our team gets to be part of something truly meaningful, helping farmers improve their livelihoods, spend more time with their families, and build more sustainable operations. - Spectacular people solving hard problems. Our culture is designed for talented people to do work that changes lives. The team is filled with diverse, kind, and driven people who push each other to do their best work. You'll be thrown into the deep end, tackling complex challenges and building something tangible that solves real problems. - You'll grow here. Autonomy, mastery, and learning define how we work. You'll have the freedom to work on interesting problems, master new skills, and continuously develop yourself, both through your role and our personal growth fund. - This isn't easy, and we love that it's hard. Working at Halter will be the most rewarding and the most challenging work of your life. We move fast, take bold bets, and work hard to reshape an entire industry. As one team member put it: "Joining Halter is a bit like strapping yourself to a rocket ship, but it's an epic journey to be a part of!"

Location: Providence, New Jersey 07504 🕵️‍♀️💜 TOP SECRET: NEW PROVIDENCE, NJ 07504 — OPERATION: RESTORE ORDER 💜🕵️‍♂️ 🚨 AGENT, WE HAVE A SITUATION. 🚨 Our intelligence team has intercepted the following classified reports: 🧁 A cupcake has filed a formal complaint against management. The frosting is suspicious. 🦆 The rubber duck has been impeached. We cannot disclose the details. Legal is still crying. 🪑 A chair has been elected to the school board. It has refused to comment. 🎲 UNO has officially been classified as a high-risk activity due to excessive competitiveness. 🎉 And somewhere out there, a child is about to win a game, learn a new skill, and receive enough praise to be heard from space. WE NEED A NEW AGENT. AND THAT AGENT MIGHT BE YOU. 👀 Your mission, should you choose to accept it: help restore order, support an incredible kiddo, and make a real difference while getting PAID. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🕶️ CLASSIFIED JOB OPENING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA 🕶️ 📍 Location: New Providence, NJ 07504 💸 Compensation: $20–$30 PER HOUR 🎯 Assignment: One-on-one with an incredible kiddo ⏰ Schedule: Part-time 💜 Special clearance required? RBT certification NOT required! No spy gadgets necessary. Just a big heart, a playful spirit, and the ability to celebrate a child putting on their shoes like they just completed an international mission. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🔎 AGENT SCREENING: THE HIGHLY UNOFFICIAL QUALIFICATION TEST Answer YES to at least THREE of the following to qualify for immediate consideration by absolutely no official spy agency whatsoever. 🦖 Your energy level is best described as “toddler who just discovered stairs.” 🎲 You have strong feelings about UNO, and your competitive streak may require its own background check. 📣 You have yelled “GOOD JOB!!!” with such enthusiasm that a nearby dog considered filing a noise complaint. 🤪 You make ridiculous sound effects without warning and consider this a valuable life skill. 🏰 You can transform a cardboard box into a castle, a spaceship, AND a courtroom before lunch. 🫧 You believe bubbles can solve at least 73% of life's problems. 💜 Your heart is approximately the size of a small planet, and your compassion levels are classified information. YOUR RESULTS ARE IN. Congratulations, Agent. You are chaotic in a deeply employable way. 🏆 Your clearance has been approved. Please do not laminate your own badge. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🎯 YOUR MISSION BRIEFING: WHAT YOU'LL ACTUALLY DO This is a REAL job. We checked. The cupcake's complaint is unrelated. You'll work one-on-one with a child, helping build skills, confidence, and independence through play. Your daily operations may include: 🎨 Operation Crayon: Color with the focus and determination of a secret agent defusing a glitter bomb. 🧩 Operation Sneaky Learning: Play games that help build real-life skills. The learning is intentional. The fun is non-negotiable. 🎉 Operation Tiny Victory: Celebrate small milestones like the entire mission depended on them. Because every step forward matters. 🌟 Operation Big Impact: Support autistic children as they learn, grow, and thrive. 🦸 Operation Playtime: Become suspiciously skilled at children's games. Your UNO record may follow you for life. 🫧 Operation Bubble Extraction: Blow bubbles. Watch the magic happen. Accidentally become the team's leading bubble expert. Your mission is not to be perfect. It's to show up, build trust, learn, and help a child succeed. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 💰 THE FINANCIAL INTELLIGENCE REPORT 💸 $20–$30 PER HOUR. YES, REALLY. Your wallet: “I wasn't briefed on this development.” 😳 Your bank account: “Wait... we have options?” 🥹 Your grocery budget: “Agent, we've been expecting you.” 🛒 Your future self: “Excellent work. Mission accomplished.” 😎 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🎁 CLASSIFIED BENEFITS PACKAGE ⏰ Flexible part-time hours that can work around school or another job. 🎓 Hands-on experience for students studying Psychology, Education, Special Education, Speech, and related fields. 🤝 Training and support included. No prior RBT certification required. We provide the guidance; you bring the heart. 🚫 No cubicles. No depressing desk lunches. No spreadsheets plotting against you. 💜 Meaningful work where the little victories are actually BIG victories. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🕵️ THE IDEAL CANDIDATE: AGENT PROFILE Our intelligence team is looking for someone who is: ✅ Patient, kind, and compassionate. ✅ Dependable. Showing up when you say you will is a superpower, and we take superpowers seriously. 👏 ✅ Energetic, playful, and responsible. ✅ Open to learning, training, and trying new approaches. ✅ Ready to make a meaningful difference in a child's life. Experience working with children is a plus, but the willingness to learn and make a positive impact matters. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🚨💜 NEW PROVIDENCE, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 💜🚨 A mission is waiting. An incredible kiddo could use a teammate. And somewhere, a rubber duck is still refusing to answer questions. WILL YOU ACCEPT THE MISSION? 🕶️ 📞 Message or call us today to learn more and join the operation! This message will self-destruct in 5... 4... 3... Just kidding. We really do want you to apply. 😎💜

Location: Stamford, Connecticut 06906-2532 Writing 🦸‍♀️💙 STAMFORD, CT… CALLING ALL EVERYDAY SUPERHEROES! 💙🦸‍♂️ 🚨 NOW HIRING: ABA PARAS / BEHAVIOR TECHNICIANS! 🚨 💰 SUPERPOWER YOUR PAYCHECK: $22–$30 PER HOUR! Cape? Optional. Superhero soundtrack? Encouraged. 🎶 Ability to make a real difference in a child’s life? THAT’S THE REAL SUPERPOWER. 💥 What if your next job came with more than a paycheck? What if you could help a child find their voice, learn new skills, gain independence, and conquer challenges one small victory at a time? 🥹💙 No radioactive spiders required. 🕷️ Just patience, compassion, creativity, and a willingness to show up and make a difference! 🦸 WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF ABA! As an ABA Para, YOU are the sidekick every young superhero deserves as they work toward their own incredible milestones! 💥 WHAT WILL YOUR SUPERHERO MISSION LOOK LIKE? 🗣️ Unlock Communication Powers! Help children express their needs, share their thoughts, and find their voice. (No mind-reading required!) 🎯 Train Everyday Superpowers! Build skills like following directions, interacting with others, and becoming more independent. Tiny steps, HUGE victories! 🎲 MAKE LEARNING EPIC! Turn playtime, games, and everyday activities into opportunities to learn. Who says saving the day can’t involve LEGOs and a little silliness? 🌟 CELEBRATE EVERY VICTORY! First attempts, new skills, breakthrough moments, and little wins that deserve a full-on superhero celebration. Cue the confetti! 🎉 🤝 JOIN THE SUPERHERO SQUAD! Work alongside a team with guidance from a Board Certified Behavior Analyst (BCBA) and follow an individualized treatment plan designed around each child’s needs. 💜 Every child has their own origin story. Your role is to help them build skills, grow in confidence, and work toward their goals — one mission at a time! ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🦸‍♀️ DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO JOIN THE LEAGUE? We’re looking for someone who is: 💙 Compassionate — because kindness is a superpower. ⚡ Patient & Dependable — because progress doesn’t always happen at superhero speed. 🎉 Fun & Energetic — willing to play, get involved, and maybe make a few questionable silly faces. 🧠 Ready to Learn — because even superheroes need training! 🌈 Passionate About Helping Children — because making a difference is the ultimate origin story. ✨ ABA or RBT experience is a PLUS! Training and guidance may be available for the right candidate. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📍 SUPERHERO HEADQUARTERS: Stamford, Connecticut 💵 YOUR REWARD: $22–$30 per hour 🦸 YOUR MISSION: Help children build skills, confidence, and independence. 💥 YOUR IMPACT: Potentially life-changing. 🚨 THIS ISN’T JUST A JOB. IT’S YOUR CHANCE TO BE THE HERO IN SOMEONE’S EVERYDAY STORY! 🚨 You don’t have to fly, lift cars, or defeat a supervillain before lunch. Sometimes, being a hero means helping a child learn something new, cheering on a hard-earned win, or making a tough day a little brighter. 💙 And honestly? That’s pretty SUPER. 🦸✨ 📩 READY TO SUIT UP? Send us a message today! Let’s talk about how YOU can join the team, unleash your inner superhero, and help Stamford’s little heroes reach for the stars! 🌟💙

Location: New Hartford, Connecticut 🍁🌲🏡 NEW HARTFORD, CT: WHERE YOUR HEART GETS FULL, YOUR RESUME GETS STRONGER, AND YOU CAN GET PAID $25–$30/HR TO PLAY. 🏡🌲🍁 🚨 WE’RE HIRING A BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA! 🚨 Do you have the patience of a saint, the creativity of a preschool art teacher, and the ability to get genuinely excited about a REALLY GOOD HIGH-FIVE? 🙌 Have you ever thought, “Honestly, I’d rather spend my afternoon doing something meaningful than answering another email that could’ve been a text” ? BESTIE. WE HAVE A JOB FOR YOU. 💜 📍 New Hartford, Connecticut 💸 $25–$30 PER HOUR 🧩 1:1 work with a wonderful child 🎉 Paid training provided 🎓 No RBT certification required to apply! Yes, this is a real job. Yes, PLAYING IS PART OF THE JOB. No, you do not need to arrive with a PhD in LEGO architecture. (Although your block-stacking skills will be appreciated.) 😂 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 💜 THE VIBE CHECK: ARE YOU OUR KIND OF HUMAN? We're looking for someone who is: 🎨 A certified fun-haver. Give you some blocks, crayons, a puzzle, or a random toy, and suddenly you're running the most exciting educational experience this side of New Hartford. 🏆 A PROFESSIONAL HYPE PERSON. A new word? INCREDIBLE. A shared toy? ICONIC. A tiny milestone? SOMEBODY GET THE CONFETTI. 🎉 🤪 Comfortably silly. You're willing to get on the floor, make the funny voices, play the game, and look just a LITTLE ridiculous if it helps a child feel comfortable and engaged. Your dignity will recover. Probably. 💜 Big-hearted and dependable. You genuinely care about helping an autistic child build skills, communicate, explore, and navigate the world with greater comfort and confidence. ✨ Calm when things get chaotic. Because sometimes the plan is crafts, the child has other ideas, and suddenly you're negotiating with a glue stick. FLEXIBILITY IS A SUPERPOWER. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🧩 SO… WHAT WOULD YOU ACTUALLY DO? You'll work one-on-one with an amazing child, using play, encouragement, and individualized support to help them build meaningful skills. Your day might include: 🎲 Practicing communication and turn-taking through games. 🎨 Exploring crafts, puzzles, sensory activities, and creative play. 🗣️ Encouraging communication and everyday life skills in ways that feel natural and engaging. 🙌 Celebrating progress, big and small, while tracking milestones with support from your clinical team. 💜 Creating a safe, positive environment where a child can learn, grow, and be themselves. In other words: PLAY WITH PURPOSE. CHEER LOUDLY. MAKE A DIFFERENCE. REPEAT. And no, it's not just playing . There's thoughtful, individualized teaching behind the fun, and you'll have experienced clinical supervisors (BCBAs) to help guide you. The little moments matter. The skills you help build matter. And the impact you can have on a child and their family? THAT MATTERS A WHOLE LOT. 🥹💜 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 💸 THE PERKS, BECAUSE GOOD VIBES DON'T PAY RENT. 💰 $25–$30/hour. Because doing meaningful work and paying your bills should absolutely be allowed to coexist. ⏰ Flexible scheduling. Afternoon, evening, and weekend shifts are available. Perfect for students, aspiring clinicians, career explorers, or anyone looking to make their work feel a little more meaningful. 🎓 RESUME GOLD. Studying psychology, special education, speech-language pathology, social work, or a related field? This hands-on experience can be a valuable addition to your professional journey. 🌱 NEW TO ABA? YOU CAN STILL APPLY! No RBT certification is required to apply. You'll receive paid training and guidance from experienced clinical supervisors (BCBAs). 💜 WORK THAT FEELS MEANINGFUL. You'll have the opportunity to help a child develop skills that can make a real difference in everyday life. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🏡 THE OFFICIAL HUMAN REQUIREMENTS™ ✅ You're kind, patient, and genuinely enjoy working with children. ✅ You're reliable. Showing up matters because a real child and family are counting on you. ✅ You're open to feedback, willing to learn, and comfortable following individualized guidance. ✅ You can bring a steady, encouraging presence into a room. ✅ You're ready to celebrate progress without needing a marching band every time. (Although emotionally, we support the marching band.) 🚨 BONUS POINTS: You can remain calm when the activity changes, the schedule shifts, the blocks fall over, and your carefully planned masterpiece becomes… something else entirely. We need adaptable humans. Not robots. Not perfectionists. And definitely not people who think every successful day has to look exactly the same. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🍁💜 NEW HARTFORD, LET'S FIND OUR PERSON! 💜🍁 Maybe you're a college student exploring your future career. Maybe you're naturally great with kids and want to turn that strength into meaningful work. Maybe you're looking for a part-time role where you can leave at the end of the day knowing you helped someone grow. Whatever brought you here, we'd love to meet you! 🌲 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA 📍 New Hartford, CT 💸 $25–$30 per hour ⏰ Afternoon, evening, and weekend shifts available 🎓 Paid training provided ✨ RBT certification NOT required to apply 💌 INTERESTED? SEND US A MESSAGE OR APPLY TODAY! Come for the meaningful work. Stay for the tiny victories, the creative play, the professional growth, and the moments that remind you why what you do matters. Your future self, your bank account, and one very special kiddo might just thank you. 🥹💜🍁

Location: Southbury, Connecticut 🚨💜 POV: YOU’RE GETTING PAID $22–$30/HR TO PLAY, MAKE A DIFFERENCE, AND USE YOUR ACTUAL HUMAN HEART. 💜🚨 📍 SOUTHBURY, CT — WE’RE HIRING! 🤖 If you’re looking for a job where you stare at a screen all day, ask ChatGPT to do your thinking, and have the emotional range of a toaster… this ain’t it. 😂 🧸 WE NEED REAL HUMANS WITH REAL HEARTS. The kind who can be silly, stay patient, celebrate the tiniest victories, and understand that sometimes a little progress is a BIG deal. 💜 SO… WHAT DOES A BEHAVIOR TECH ACTUALLY DO? 🎲 PLAY LIKE YOU MEAN IT. Games, toys, puzzles, and activities that make learning fun. Yes, playing can literally be part of your job. Your inner child just clocked in. 😂 🧠 TURN LITTLE MOMENTS INTO BIG SKILLS. Help children communicate, build independence, take turns, and navigate everyday life. No magic wand required. Just patience, consistency, and a willingness to learn. 🥳 CELEBRATE THE TINY WINS LIKE YOU JUST WON THE SUPER BOWL. A new skill? A brave attempt? A little breakthrough? WE’RE THROWING A PARADE. 🎉 📋 FOLLOW THE PLAN, NOT YOUR VIBES. You’ll work with BCBA guidance, follow individualized treatment plans, and collect data. Heart matters, but so do professionalism and evidence-based care! 💜 AND THE BEST PART? You might leave work knowing you helped make someone's world a little easier. No algorithm can replace genuine human connection. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🚨 OUR HUMAN-WANTED AD (YES, ACTUAL HUMANS): ✨ Patient, compassionate, and dependable ✨ Playful enough to get involved, mature enough to stay professional ✨ Willing to learn and grow ✨ Has HEART, empathy, and the ability to see the child—not just the behavior ✨ Ready to make a difference, one small victory at a time ABA experience or RBT certification is a plus! Training and guidance may be available for the right candidate. 💰 PAY: $22–$30/HR 📍 LOCATION: Southbury, CT 💜 NO ROBOTS. NO SUPERHERO CAPES REQUIRED. JUST A REAL PERSON WHO CARES. 📩 Message us today! Come turn playtime into progress and make your paycheck mean something. 🧸🚀

Location: Southbury, Connecticut Writing 💜🌈 SOUTHBURY, CT… YOUR CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT ERA CALLED. IT WANTS YOU TO APPLY. 🌈💜 🚨🧠 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIANS / ABA PARAS! 🧠🚨 POV: You’re patient, you love kids, you celebrate the tiniest wins like your team just won the Super Bowl, AND you want to get PAID for making a difference. 👀🏆💸 BESTIE. WE NEED TO TALK. 💅💜 ✨ A child says a new word? WE’RE SCREAMING. ✨ They learn a new skill? SOMEBODY ROLL THE CREDITS. 🎬 ✨ They ask for help instead of getting frustrated? THAT’S A WHOLE GRADUATION CEREMONY IN OUR HEAD. 🎓😭 ✨ They try something that used to feel impossible? BRB, WE’RE EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE FOR THE NEXT 10 MINUTES. 🥹💜 WELCOME TO ABA. WHERE THE LITTLE WINS ARE ACTUALLY THE BIGGEST FLEX. 🌈🧩 🧠 ABA? IS THAT A NEW APP? A SECRET CODE? ANOTHER THING YOU HAVE TO GOOGLE? Nope, bestie. 😂 ABA stands for Applied Behavior Analysis. It's an approach that helps children build meaningful skills through individualized teaching, positive reinforcement, practice, and play. Basically, you help kids learn skills that support communication, independence, and everyday life. And yes, sometimes learning involves games, laughter, repetition, and celebrating like someone just dropped a surprise album. 🎮🎉 🧸 SO WHAT DOES A BEHAVIOR TECH ACTUALLY DO? 🎨 Play games and make learning fun because sitting around being boring is NOT the assignment. 🧩 Help children practice communication, social skills, and everyday routines. 🎉 Celebrate progress like you're the president of the Tiny Wins Fan Club. (Lifetime membership. No cancellation policy.) 💜 Build trust, create connections, and help children feel supported. 🌟 Encourage new skills, confidence, and independence one step at a time. 🎭 Adapt when the day takes an unexpected plot twist because, respectfully, children did NOT receive the memo about sticking to the schedule. And before you ask: no, you do NOT need to have every answer on day one. We're looking for people who are willing to learn, stay patient, and show up with care. 🫶 🥹 BUT WAIT… IS THIS JOB ACTUALLY MEANINGFUL, OR IS THAT JUST CORPORATE SPEAK? The plot twist is that it really can be. 💜 You might be the person cheering when a child masters a new skill. You might help a child work through a frustrating moment with patience and support. You might become a familiar, trusted person in their week. And you might go home realizing that something you helped with today could make everyday life a little easier for that child tomorrow. You're not just clocking in. You're helping build skills, confidence, and independence. 🌈 Okay, enough feelings. Let's talk MONEY. 👀💸 💰 THE PAYCHECK HAS ENTERED THE CHAT. 💵 $22–$30 PER HOUR! 💸✨ 📍 LOCATION: Southbury, Connecticut 💜 OUR IDEAL CANDIDATE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT IF THEY… 🧸 Are patient, caring, and dependable. 🎉 Enjoy working with children. 🧠 Are curious, open to feedback, and ready to learn. 🌈 Want a job that feels meaningful beyond simply surviving another shift. 📚 Have ABA experience or an RBT certification (a plus!). ✨ NEW TO ABA? DON'T PANIC. You don't have to spawn into the job with expert-level skills unlocked. Training and guidance may be available for the right person! 🚨 CONSIDER THIS YOUR SIGN, BESTIE. 🚨 If your current job has you staring at the clock like it's a personal enemy, maybe it's time for a new era. 👀 Come do work that matters, celebrate progress that deserves to be celebrated, and help children build skills that can make a real difference in their lives. 💜 📩 INTERESTED? SEND ME A MESSAGE TODAY! Let's talk about joining our team! 🫶🌈 💜 THE JOB: HELPING KIDS GROW. 💸 THE PAY: $22–$30/HR. ✨ THE VIBE: MAKING THE LITTLE WINS COUNT. P.S. If you get genuinely excited when someone learns something new, you're the kind of person we want to hear from. 🥹🏆💜