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Location: Suffern, NY Registered Behavior Technician (RBT) Company : LBAPS, (Licensed Behavior Analyst Professional Services, PLLC) Location : Brooklyn, NY Positions ; Both part-time & Full-time (FLEXIBLE!!) Hourly rate : $25.00 - $30.00 hourly (Starting) At LBAPS, (Licensed Behavior Analyst Professional Services, PLLC), we’re more than just a workplace—we’re a team driven by purpose. We’re looking for a passionate, motivated Registered Behavior Technician (RBT) who’s ready to make a meaningful difference in the lives of children with autism and developmental needs. If you’re someone who brings energy, compassion, and dedication to your work—we want to meet you. What You’ll Be Doing: Deliver high-quality ABA therapy under BCBA supervision Work across home, school, and/or center-based settings Implement individualized Behavior Intervention Plans (BIPs) with fidelity Collect and record session data accurately (Rethink) within 24 hours Collaborate with families and your clinical team to support client progress Participate in ongoing check-ins and professional support meetings What We’re Looking For: Current RBT certification (In good standing) At least 6 months of experience working with children with developmental disabilities Strong communication and interpersonal skills Experience with ABA data collection and documentation A patient, creative, and compassionate approach Bilingual (Spanish) is a plus. Why You’ll Love Working With Us? Flexible scheduling that fits your life Ongoing support and mentorship from experienced BCBAs Opportunities for career growth and BCBA supervision A collaborative, supportive, and mission-driven team culture Ready to Make a Difference? Join a Team That Truly Makes an Impact! Apply today and be part of a team that’s changing lives—one session at a time.

Location: Brooklyn, NY Love working with kids? Turn it into a career that matters. LBAPS is hiring Behavior Technicians to work 1:1 with children receiving ABA therapy at home, in school and in the community. We have several openings in the Brooklyn area right now. What you will do Lead 1:1 ABA sessions using a plan written by a BCBA Track progress and celebrate every win Partner with families and your supervising BCBA What you bring RBT certification, or the drive to earn it (BT applicants welcome) Experience with children: classroom, camp, childcare and tutoring all count A dependable way to get to sessions in the Brooklyn area Patience, energy and reliability Why LBAPS Cases close to where you live Ongoing BCBA supervision and support Part-time and after-school hours Apply today. Interviews are held on Zoom.

Location: Staten Island, NY Small wins. Big impact. Every single session. LBAPS is hiring Behavior Technicians to work 1:1 with children receiving ABA therapy at home, in school and in the community. We have several openings in the Staten Island area right now. What you will do Lead 1:1 ABA sessions using a plan written by a BCBA Track progress and celebrate every win Partner with families and your supervising BCBA What you bring RBT certification, or the drive to earn it (BT applicants welcome) Experience with children: classroom, camp, childcare and tutoring all count A dependable way to get to sessions in the Staten Island area Patience, energy and reliability Why LBAPS Cases close to where you live Ongoing BCBA supervision and support Part-time and after-school hours Apply today. Interviews are held on Zoom.

Location: Saugerties, NY 📍 Location: Saugerties, NY 🕒 Schedule: After 4:30 PM on weekdays and weekends; 25 hours per week 🏠 Setting: 1:1 in-home ABA therapy About the role LBAPS is seeking an ABA Paraprofessional (BT) for a 1:1 in-home case in Saugerties. You will deliver ABA sessions under the direction of a supervising BCBA and record session data. What we are looking for ✅ Patience, energy, and positivity ✅ Reliability and consistency 🗣️ English speaking What we offer 💰 Competitive pay 💙 Ongoing guidance from a virtual BCBA 📩 Apply today to be considered.

Location: Mount Vernon, NY 🚨 NOW HIRING: Professional Tiny Human Negotiator 🚨 aka Registered Behavior Technician (RBT) 📍 Mount Vernon, NY (Home Setting) 💰 $24-$28/hour 🕒 Monday 6:30-7:30 PM | Friday 6:30-7:30 PM | Weekend Flexibility Do you enjoy: ✅ Being handed invisible food and pretending it's delicious? ✅ Celebrating when someone uses their words instead of their scream? ✅ Getting excited over stickers, bubbles, and successful bathroom trips? ✅ Collecting data like an FBI agent, but with more Goldfish crackers involved? If you answered "yes," we may have the perfect job for you. Your Mission (Should You Choose to Accept It) As an RBT with LBAPS, you'll: 🦸 Provide 1:1 ABA therapy to awesome kids 🎯 Implement behavior plans designed by BCBAs (the masterminds behind the curtain) 📈 Track data so accurately that spreadsheets shed a tear of joy 🎉 Turn tiny victories into major celebrations 🗣 Help clients build communication, social, and daily living skills 🤝 Partner with families and your clinical team to create meaningful progress Desired Superpowers ✔ Active RBT Certification ✔ Experience working with children ✔ Ability to remain calm when someone asks "why?" 47 times in a row ✔ Strong communication skills ✔ Reliable attendance ✔ Can praise enthusiasm levels that seem scientifically impossible ⭐ Bonus Points: Bilingual English/Spanish Why You'll Love LBAPS ✅ Flexible scheduling ✅ Supportive BCBA supervision ✅ Career growth opportunities ✅ Consistent cases ✅ Easy-to-use systems ✅ A team that understands that surviving a session where everyone cried is still a win ✅ Unlimited opportunities to become an expert in toy batteries Fair Warning: You may find yourself: Singing songs you swore you'd never sing Celebrating sitting in a chair for 30 seconds Using phrases like "nice job keeping your hands to yourself!" Accidentally becoming way too excited about stickers Explaining your job at parties and hearing "so... you're basically a superhero?" Because honestly... kind of. Ready to Make a Difference? Join Licensed Behavior Analyst Professional Services (LBAPS) and help children build meaningful skills while having fun along the way. 📧 Send your resume to: shoshana.b@lbaps.com LBAPS: Turning small wins into big victories, one sticker at a time. ⭐🦖🫧

Location: New Hartford, Connecticut Be the reason a child has a breakthrough this week. LBAPS is hiring Behavior Technicians to work 1:1 with children receiving ABA therapy at home, in school and in the community. We have an opening in the New Hartford area right now. What you will do Lead 1:1 ABA sessions using a plan written by a BCBA Track progress and celebrate every win Partner with families and your supervising BCBA What you bring RBT certification, or the drive to earn it (BT applicants welcome) Experience with children: classroom, camp, childcare and tutoring all count A dependable way to get to sessions in the New Hartford area Patience, energy and reliability Why LBAPS Cases close to where you live Ongoing BCBA supervision and support Part-time and after-school hours Apply today. Interviews are held on Zoom.

Location: Monmouth County, NJ Meaningful work, close to home. LBAPS is hiring Behavior Technicians to work 1:1 with children receiving ABA therapy at home, in school and in the community. We have an opening in the Matawan area right now. What you will do Lead 1:1 ABA sessions using a plan written by a BCBA Track progress and celebrate every win Partner with families and your supervising BCBA What you bring RBT certification, or the drive to earn it (BT applicants welcome) Experience with children: classroom, camp, childcare and tutoring all count A dependable way to get to sessions in the Matawan area Patience, energy and reliability Why LBAPS Cases close to where you live Ongoing BCBA supervision and support Part-time and after-school hours Apply today. Interviews are held on Zoom.

Location: Scotch Plains,New Jersey 07076 One learner. One session at a time. Progress you can see. LBAPS is hiring Behavior Technicians to work 1:1 with children receiving ABA therapy at home, in school and in the community. We have an opening in the Scotch Plains area right now. What you will do Lead 1:1 ABA sessions using a plan written by a BCBA Track progress and celebrate every win Partner with families and your supervising BCBA What you bring RBT certification, or the drive to earn it (BT applicants welcome) Experience with children: classroom, camp, childcare and tutoring all count A dependable way to get to sessions in the Scotch Plains area Patience, energy and reliability Why LBAPS Cases close to where you live Ongoing BCBA supervision and support Part-time and after-school hours Apply today. Interviews are held on Zoom.

Location: Spanaway, WA Certified Behavior Technician (CBT) | Home & School-Based ABA | Virtual Opportunities | Spanaway, WA Pay: $25.00–$28.00 per hour Join Our Mission at Empower Behavior Solutions! Empower Behavior Solutions is growing, and we're looking for compassionate, motivated Certified Behavior Technicians (CBTs) to join our team! Are you looking for a career where your work truly makes a difference? Every day, you'll have the opportunity to help children build meaningful skills, gain independence, and reach their full potential through high-quality ABA services. This position provides 1:1 ABA therapy in clients' homes and school settings. We do not provide clinic-based services. Current Opportunity We're actively growing our team in the greater Spanaway area and are hiring CBTs for current and upcoming home and school-based cases. Location: Spanaway, Washington Setting: Home and/or school-based Schedule: Flexible, based on client availability and your availability. Additional hours may be available by combining multiple client cases when schedules and locations align. Pay: $25.00–$28.00/hour Interested in eventually providing virtual services? As our virtual program continues to develop, CBTs who demonstrate strong performance, reliability, and clinical readiness may have opportunities to take on hybrid or virtual cases as they become available. What You'll Get $25.00–$28.00/hour for in-person services Opportunities for hybrid and virtual services as available Flexible scheduling Ongoing supervision and support from experienced BCBAs Professional development opportunities RBT supervision and certification support A collaborative, mission-driven team Opportunities for additional cases as they become available The opportunity to make a meaningful impact in the lives of children and families What You'll Do Provide one-on-one Applied Behavior Analysis (ABA) therapy under the supervision of a BCBA Implement individualized treatment plans and behavior intervention programs Deliver services in clients' homes and school settings Collect accurate session data and complete documentation in Rethink within 24 hours of each session Communicate professionally with families, school staff, and supervising clinicians Foster a positive, engaging, and supportive learning environment Follow all company policies while maintaining professionalism and confidentiality What You'll Need Required Active Washington State Certified Behavior Technician (CBT) certification — REQUIRED Applicants without an active WA State CBT certification will not be contacted or considered High school diploma or equivalent Experience implementing ABA programs and collecting behavioral data Reliable transportation to travel to client homes and schools Strong communication and organizational skills Compassion, patience, and a commitment to helping children succeed Willingness to provide in-person services Preferred Previous ABA therapy experience Two or more years of experience working with children Interest in future hybrid or virtual ABA opportunities About Empower Behavior Solutions At Empower Behavior Solutions, we're more than a workplace. We're a team dedicated to helping children reach their fullest potential. We value collaboration, professional growth, and creating meaningful relationships with the families we serve. We know great CBTs have options. At Empower Behavior Solutions, you'll be supported by a collaborative clinical team that values communication, professional growth, and the meaningful relationships we build with the children and families we serve. www.empowerbehaviorsolutions.net

Location: New Haven, Connecticut Meaningful work, close to home. LBAPS is hiring Behavior Technicians to work 1:1 with children receiving ABA therapy at home, in school and in the community. We have several openings in the New Haven area right now. What you will do Lead 1:1 ABA sessions using a plan written by a BCBA Track progress and celebrate every win Partner with families and your supervising BCBA What you bring RBT certification, or the drive to earn it (BT applicants welcome) Experience with children: classroom, camp, childcare and tutoring all count A dependable way to get to sessions in the New Haven area Patience, energy and reliability Why LBAPS Cases close to where you live Ongoing BCBA supervision and support Part-time and after-school hours Apply today. Interviews are held on Zoom.

Location: Port Chester 📍 Location: Port Chester, NY 🕒 Schedule: 25 hours per week, after 3:30 PM 🏠 Setting: 1:1 in-home ABA therapy About the role LBAPS is seeking a Behavior Technician (BT/RBT) for a 1:1 in-home case in Port Chester. You will deliver ABA sessions under the direction of a supervising BCBA, follow the behavior plan and safety plan, and record session data. What we are looking for 🗣️ Fluent in Spanish ✅ Ability to stay calm and patient during challenging behaviors ✅ Ability to follow the behavior plan and safety plan ✅ Accurate data collection for every session ✅ Comfort with active, hands-on sessions What we offer 💰 Competitive pay 🕒 Afternoon hours, with mornings free 📩 Apply today to be considered.

Location: Norfolk, Virginia Workplace: OnSite 🌟 Behavior Technician (RBT) – Make a Meaningful Impact Every Day! 🌟 Company: Odyssey ABA, LLC (a Finni Health company) Location: Norfolk, VA (In-Person) Schedule: 10-15 hours/week (Monday–Friday) Pay: $18–$25/hour Ready to love what you do and change lives while doing it? At Odyssey ABA, a Finni Health company, we’re passionate about helping individuals unlock their full potential—and we’re looking for a dedicated Behavior Technician (RBT) to join our growing team! In this role, you won’t just have a job—you’ll have a purpose. You’ll work one-on-one with clients, helping them build communication, independence, and life skills using evidence-based ABA therapy. Every session is an opportunity to create real, lasting change. 💙 ✨ WHAT YOU’LL DO - Deliver 1:1 ABA therapy in a supportive, structured environment - Implement individualized treatment plans designed by a BCBA - Track progress and collect meaningful session data - Help clients develop communication, social, and daily living skills - Build strong, positive relationships with clients and families - Participate in ongoing training and professional development 🎯 WHAT YOU BRING - Experience as a Behavior Technician - Passion for working with children or individuals with special needs - Interest or experience in ABA, psychology, or special education - Strong attention to detail and comfort with data collection - Understanding of confidentiality and professionalism (HIPAA) - A positive, patient, and growth-oriented mindset 💼 WHY YOU’LL LOVE WORKING WITH US - Competitive pay: $18–$25/hour - Consistent weekday schedule (no late nights!) - Career growth: Supervision toward BCBA/BCaBA certification - Comprehensive benefits (medical, dental, vision for eligible employees) - Ongoing support & mentorship from experienced BCBAs - Company-provided iPad for easy data collection - Be part of a mission-driven, supportive team that truly values you 🔒 ADDITIONAL REQUIREMENTS All candidates must successfully pass a background check to ensure the safety of the children and families we serve. If you’re passionate about making a difference and ready to grow your career in ABA, we’d love to meet you! Apply today and start changing lives—one session at a time. ✨ Must be at least 18 years of age to meet regulatory, background check, and BACB eligibility requirements for behavioral healthcare providers   #FinniHealth2026

Location: New Haven, Connecticut 💜✨ POV: You found a job that pays $22–$30/hr AND actually means something. 👀 📍 NEW HAVEN, CT — WE’RE HIRING! 🚨 ABA PARA / BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN WANTED 🚨 Looking for a job that’s more than just clocking in, staring at the clock, and clocking out? 😭 Bestie, we might have your next move. 💅🏽✨ 💸 THE PAY? $22–$30 PER HOUR. 💜 THE PURPOSE? Helping kids grow, learn, and thrive. 🧠 THE SKILLS? You’ll build real experience while making a real difference. 🧩 WHAT’S THE JOB TEA? ☕️ You’ll work one-on-one with a child to help them build important life skills, gain independence, and reach their goals. Your day might include: ✨ Turning playtime into learning time 🎨🧸 🗣️ Supporting communication and social skills 🌱 Helping kids build confidence and independence 📋 Following individualized plans with BCBA guidance 📈 Tracking progress and celebrating those BIG little wins! Basically, you’re helping little humans level up. 🎮💜 👀 OKAY, BUT WHO ARE WE LOOKING FOR? You might be our person if you’re: 💜 Patient, caring, and dependable 🧸 Someone who genuinely enjoys working with children 🗣️ A good communicator who’s open to learning ✨ Ready to make a positive impact 🧠 Interested in gaining experience in ABA and behavioral health ABA experience or RBT certification? Love that for you! 💅 New to ABA? Don’t count yourself out! Training and guidance may be available for the right candidate. You don’t have to know everything on Day 1. You just have to be willing to learn. 💜 🌟 WHY THIS JOB HITS DIFFERENT ✅ $22–$30/hour 💸 ✅ Meaningful, hands-on experience ✅ Opportunities to grow professionally ✅ A chance to make a difference in a child’s life ✅ Work that gives “I actually helped someone today” energy 🥹💜 📍 LOCATION: New Haven, Connecticut 💰 PAY: $22–$30/hour 💼 POSITION: ABA Para / Behavior Technician 📩 READY TO APPLY? Don’t just scroll past your next opportunity. 👀👇 SEND US A MESSAGE TODAY to learn more and take the first step! 💜 Come for the paycheck. Stay for the purpose. Make a difference one session at a time. 🔁 SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIEND WHO’S LOOKING FOR A JOB! Because the group chat needs employment opportunities too. 😭💸

Location: Monmouth County, NJ Plot twist: you can fit a job that makes you smile into your actual life. 😎 Whether you’re a student, a parent, a career-changer, or someone who just wants work that doesn’t feel like work, our Matawan team has a spot for you. You’ll work one-on-one with kids through fun, play-based ABA therapy, helping them build communication, social, and life skills, one giggle and one breakthrough at a time. 🎈 What You’ll Do Play, teach, and cheer through personalized one-on-one sessions Celebrate every win, from “first word” to “first time sharing the Play-Doh” Track progress and team up with a supportive clinical crew Make a real difference for local kids and families 🧁 Why Part-Time Here Hits Different Flexible, part-time hours that work with school, family, or your other gigs Competitive pay that reflects your skills and growth Paid training and mentorship , so you’re never figuring it out alone A team that feels like family (the one that brings snacks) Room to grow toward full-time, BCBA, and beyond, if you want it ✅ You Might Be Our Person If You… Bring energy, patience, and a big heart Love working with kids (and laughing at their jokes, even the repeat ones) Are RBT-certified, or are willing to get certified (we’ll help!) Want meaningful work that fits your schedule 📍 Matawan, NJ Great hours, great kids, great team. Apply today and make your part-time count. 💛

Location: Nashville, Tennessee Behavior Technician (BT/RBT) –Nashville, TN Company: KB Behavioral Health, a Finni Health company Job Type: Part-time Location: In-person – Nashville, TN Pay: $24.00 – $26.00 per hour About the Role KB Behavioral Health, a Finni Health company, is seeking a dedicated and compassionate Behavior Technician (BT/RBT) to join our team in Nashville, TN. In this role, you will work one-on-one with children in their homes, using Applied Behavior Analysis (ABA) therapy techniques under the supervision of a Board Certified Behavior Analyst (BCBA) to make a meaningful impact on their development and daily life. Schedule - Monday-Friday, 3:30pm-7:00pm. Saturday as needed What You'll Do - Deliver in-person ABA therapy in a child's home - Follow behavior intervention plans designed by a BCBA - Collect and record data on client progress and behaviors - Participate in supervision sessions with a BCBA - Attend required team meetings and training sessions What We Offer - Competitive hourly pay: $24–$26/hour - Training and support to obtain RBT certification - Career growth opportunities within the ABA field - PTO and sick time (part-time accrual) - Mileage reimbursement - Health, dental, and vision insurance (for full-time employees) What You'll Need - High school diploma or equivalent - Experience working with children - Passion for supporting children with special needs - Reliable transportation - Active CPR certification (Required) - RBT certification (Preferred) or willingness to obtain it within a set timeframe Physical Requirements - Ability to lift up to 50 pounds - Ability to kneel, squat, crawl, sit, and stand for extended periods - Comfortable engaging in play and physical activity with children About Us – KB Behavioral Health, a Finni Health Company KB Behavioral Health partners with Finni Health to provide compassionate, in-home ABA therapy. Finni Health supports local BCBAs and technicians with tools, training, and operational excellence to deliver high-quality care to families in their communities. Together, we are redefining how autism care is delivered—one child at a time. Application Questions - Are you located within a 45-minute commute of Nashville, TN? - Are you available to work [Schedule]? - Are you 18 years of age or older? License/Certification - CPR Certification (Preferred) - RBT Certification (Preferred) Must be at least 18 years of age Background Check All candidates must pass a background check. Employment offers are contingent upon successful screening results to ensure the safety of the children and families we serve. #IndeedHires2026

Location: Middletown Township,New Jersey 07748 Ever wish your job came with high-fives, giggles, and real breakthroughs? Welcome to the best office in Middletown, where “work” means playing, learning, and watching kids do things no one thought they could. As a Behavior Technician , you’ll work one-on-one with children, helping them build communication, social, and life skills through fun, play-based ABA therapy. You won’t just clock in. You’ll be the reason a child says their first word, makes their first friend, or nails a skill their family has been cheering for. 🌟 What You’ll Do Play, laugh, and teach through engaging, personalized therapy sessions Celebrate every win, big and small Track progress and collaborate with a supportive clinical team Make a lasting difference for kids and families in our community 🚀 Why You’ll Love It Competitive pay that reflects your skills and growth Paid training and mentorship , so you’re never figuring it out alone A team that feels like family (the good kind) Career growth toward BCBA and beyond Meaningful work you’ll be proud to talk about at dinner ✅ You Might Be Our Person If You… Have energy, patience, and a big heart Love working with kids Are RBT-certified (or willing to get certified, and we’ll help you get there) Want a career, not just a paycheck 📍 Middletown, NJ 07748 | 💵 $22-$30/hr Ready to make a difference and have fun doing it? Apply today. 💙

Location: Wilton, Connecticut 📍 Location: Wilton, CT 🕒 Schedule: After-school hours 🏠 Setting: 1:1 ABA therapy About the role LBAPS is seeking a Behavior Technician (BT/RBT) for a 1:1 case in Wilton. You will deliver ABA sessions under the direction of a supervising BCBA and record session data. What we are looking for ✅ Patience, kindness, and reliability ✅ Genuine interest in working with children ✅ Ability to follow clinical guidance and document progress ✅ ABA experience or RBT certification is a plus What we offer 💰 $22–$30 per hour 💙 BCBA support 📩 Apply today to be considered.

Location: Stamford, Connecticut 06906-2532 🚨🦸‍♀️💥 BREAKING NEWS: STAMFORD'S TINY HUMANS ARE RECRUITING ADULT SUPERVISION... AND THEY'RE PAYING $22–$30/HR!!! 💥🦸‍♂️🚨 ⚡ NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIANS / ABA PARAS! ⚡ 📍 Stamford, Connecticut 💰 $22–$30 PER HOUR! 💸 🎓 ABA/RBT EXPERIENCE IS A PLUS! 🧠 TRAINING & BCBA GUIDANCE MAY BE AVAILABLE! ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🚨 ATTENTION, PROFESSIONAL GOOFBALLS, PATIENT LEGENDS, AND PEOPLE WHO CAN TURN A CARDBOARD BOX INTO A FIVE-STAR ENTERTAINMENT EXPERIENCE! 🚨 WE HAVE RECEIVED AN URGENT MESSAGE FROM THE TINY HUMAN DEPARTMENT. 📞💀 Apparently, Stamford is experiencing a serious shortage of adults who can: 🧩 Build a LEGO tower without developing an emotional attachment to it. 🎉 Celebrate someone saying a new word like they just WON THE LOTTERY. 🧘 Remain completely calm when a 4-minute activity becomes a 45-minute diplomatic negotiation. 📊 Collect accurate behavioral data while mentally singing the ABCs for the 900th time. IF THIS SOUNDS LIKE YOU, CONGRATULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED. 🫵😭 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🦸‍♀️ YOUR TOP-SECRET ABA MISSION: We're looking for FUN, CARING, RELIABLE, AND ENERGETIC BEHAVIOR TECHNICIANS / ABA PARAS to help children build meaningful everyday skills! Your daily adventures may include: 🗣️ BECOMING A COMMUNICATION WIZARD: Help children communicate their wants, needs, and ideas! 🎲 CHIEF OFFICER OF FUN: Turn games, toys, and playtime into learning experiences. 🏆 PROFESSIONAL HYPE PERSON: A child masters a new skill? SOMEBODY GET THE CONFETTI CANNON!!! 🎉 🧠 THE BEHAVIOR DETECTIVE: Follow individualized treatment plans and track progress like Sherlock Holmes with a clipboard. 🕵️ 🛡️ THE CALM IN THE CHAOS: Bring patience, compassion, and consistency when things get challenging. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 💰 WHY YOUR BANK ACCOUNT WILL THANK YOU: 💸 $22–$30 AN HOUR! Because making a difference AND paying your bills should absolutely coexist! 🧠 BCBA GUIDANCE! Even superheroes need someone to teach them how to use their powers. 🎓 EXPERIENCE IS A PLUS! Training and guidance may be available for the right candidate. 💜 MEANINGFUL WORK! Help children develop communication, confidence, independence, and life skills. 🎉 UNLIMITED OPPORTUNITIES TO SAY "WOW, AMAZING JOB!" And actually mean it! ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🚨 OFFICIAL QUALIFICATIONS FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF TINY HUMAN AFFAIRS: ✅ Patience of a 900-year-old monk 🧘 ✅ Energy of a squirrel on espresso ⚡ ✅ Creativity of Willy Wonka 🍫 ✅ Reliability of a superhero who actually SHOWS UP ✅ A genuine passion for working with children 💙 ✅ Willingness to learn, follow treatment plans, and collect data 📊 BONUS POINTS IF YOU CAN MAKE A SOCK PUPPET INTERESTING FOR MORE THAN 30 SECONDS. 🧦😭 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🚨🚨 STAMFORD, WE ARE OFFICIALLY RECRUITING THE NEXT GENERATION OF EVERYDAY SUPERHEROES! 🚨🚨 If you've ever thought: "I love working with kids, I'm patient, I have a sense of humor, and I'd like a paycheck that doesn't make my wallet cry..." BESTIE. THIS IS YOUR ORIGIN STORY. 🦸‍♀️💰 📲 APPLY TODAY! Send your: 📄 Updated résumé ⏰ Availability 🧠 Experience and qualifications 📍 STAMFORD, CT | $22–$30/HR ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🔥 NO CAPE REQUIRED. NO RADIOACTIVE SPIDER BITE NECESSARY. JUST A BIG HEART, A FUNCTIONING FRONTAL LOBE, AND THE ABILITY TO CELEBRATE A HIGH-FIVE LIKE IT'S THE SUPER BOWL. 😂🏆 💰🦸‍♂️ GET PAID. GET SILLY. BUILD SKILLS. CHANGE LIVES. REPEAT. 🚨 THE CHILDREN ARE READY. THE DATA SHEETS ARE WAITING. YOUR SUPERHERO ERA STARTS NOW!!! 💥💙