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Location: Southbury, Connecticut 🐮💜🚨 SOUTHBURY, THE COWS HAVE SPOKEN… AND APPARENTLY, YOU NEED A NEW JOB! 🚨💜🐮 Moo-ve over, boring jobs! 🐄💨 The recruitment cows have taken over the office, eaten three resumes, and demanded that we find someone FUN. Their HR department is literally just a cow wearing glasses. We cannot keep operating like this. 😭📋 SO WE'RE HIRING YOU! 👀💜 🎉 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA! 🎉 📍 Southbury, CT 💰 $25–$30 PER HOUR! ⏰ Part-time | Flexible scheduling 🎓 RBT CERTIFICATION NOT REQUIRED! Paid RBT training provided! ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🦄 DO YOU PASS THE VIBE CHECK? 🎨 Can you turn a simple game into a full-blown learning adventure? 🏆 Do you celebrate tiny victories like your team just won the Super Bowl? 🦖 Can you be silly, creative, and energetic while still being responsible? 💜 Do you have a big heart and want to help a child learn, grow, and thrive? 🐸 Have you ever made a weird noise just because the silence felt awkward? If you answered YES… THE COWS ARE NODDING APPROVINGLY. 🐮✅ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🎲 WHAT DOES A BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN ACTUALLY DO? You'll work one-on-one with a child, helping them build skills, confidence, and independence through fun, engaging activities. Your workday might include: 🎨 Getting creative with art and play. 🧩 Helping a child learn important everyday skills. 🌟 Celebrating progress like it's an Olympic medal ceremony. 💜 Supporting autistic children and helping them reach meaningful goals. 😂 Bringing patience, encouragement, and positive energy to every session. It's play with a purpose, and YES, IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE! 🥹💜 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 💸 THE PAYCHECK IS PAYCHECKING! 💰 Earn $25–$30/hour , depending on experience. ⏰ Flexible scheduling options to ask about! 🎓 Studying psychology, education, special education, or speech therapy? Get hands-on experience that could look great on your resume! 🤝 NEW TO ABA? NO PANIC. Training and support are provided, including paid RBT training. You don't need to arrive knowing everything. You just need to be willing to learn! ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🦸 OUR IDEAL HUMAN: ✅ Patient, kind, and dependable. ✅ Energetic and positive. ✅ Comfortable working with children. ✅ Compassionate and eager to learn. ✅ Ready to make a meaningful difference. 🚨 RBT CERTIFICATION IS NOT REQUIRED! No cape. No magic wand. No degree in advanced cow whispering. 🐮😂 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📢 SOUTHBURY, THIS IS YOUR SIGN! If you want a job that pays well, helps you build valuable experience, and gives you the opportunity to make a real difference in a child's life, we'd LOVE to connect with you! 💜 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA 📍 Southbury, CT 💰 $25–$30/hour 🎓 Paid RBT training provided ✨ RBT certification not required! 📞 INTERESTED? SEND US A MESSAGE OR GIVE US A CALL TODAY! 🐮💜 COME FOR THE PAYCHECK. STAY FOR THE PURPOSE. JOIN THE TEAM BEFORE THE COWS START CONDUCTING INTERVIEWS. P.S. The cows are not actually in charge of hiring. We think. 👀🐄😂

Location: Putnam Valley, NY 📍 Location: Putnam Valley, NY 🕒 Schedule: After-school hours, 25 hours per week 🏠 Setting: 1:1 in-home ABA therapy About the role LBAPS is seeking a Registered Behavior Technician (RBT) for a 1:1 in-home case in Putnam Valley. You will deliver ABA sessions under the direction of a supervising BCBA and record session data. What we are looking for ✅ Patience and a calm, steady approach during intense sessions ✅ Background in psychology, education, or working with children ✅ Ability to implement behavior intervention plans and track data 🗣️ Fluent in English What we offer 💰 Competitive pay 🕒 Consistent 25-hour weekly schedule 📩 Apply today to be considered.

Location: East Meadows, NY 📍 Location: East Meadow, NY 🕒 Schedule: Monday–Thursday, 4:00 PM–7:00 PM, 15 hours per week 🏠 Setting: 1:1 in-home ABA therapy About the role LBAPS is seeking a Behavior Technician (BT) / ABA Paraprofessional for a 1:1 in-home case in East Meadow, NY. You will deliver ABA sessions under the direction of a supervising BCBA and record session data. What we are looking for 🗣️ English-speaking ✅ Reliable and positive ✅ De-escalation skills for challenging behaviors What we offer 💰 Competitive pay 🕒 Fridays and weekends free 💙 Virtual BCBA coaching 📩 Apply today to be considered.

Location: Willingboro,New Jersey 08046 🚨🧃💜 STOP SCROLLING. YOUR BORING JOB ERA IS OFFICIALLY UNDER INVESTIGATION. 💜🧃🚨 Willingboro, NJ … if you are tired of staring at screens, pretending to understand emails, and slowly turning into office furniture, we have the ultimate plot twist for your career. 🪑😭 🎉🦖 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA! 🦖🎉 📍 Willingboro, NJ 08046 💸 $20–$30 PER HOUR (The paycheck is NOT make-believe!) ⏰ Part-Time | After-School & Weekends (Perfect for student schedules!) 🎓 RBT Certification? NOT REQUIRED! We will train you. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🛸 THE QUICK HUMAN VIBE CHECK: Can you celebrate a child winning a game like your favorite celebrity just followed you? 🥳 Can you turn five crayons, a board game, and a little imagination into a learning safari? 🎨🚀 Are you capable of being responsible while occasionally looking absolutely ridiculous for a laugh? 🤪 Do you genuinely want a 1-on-1 role where your personality is actually useful? If you answered YES , please remain calm. You may have just found your people. 🚨😂 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🎮 YOUR SIDE QUESTS (PLAYTIME WITH A PURPOSE): You’ll work one-on-one with a wonderful autistic child, helping them develop communication skills, build confidence, and reach major life goals through active play. Professional Fun: Playing board games where the actual mission is teaching patience and turn-taking. 🎲 No Spreadsheet Fatigue: Your tools are kinetic sand, bubble wands, and high-fives. 🫧 Resume Glow-Up: Gain massive hands-on clinical experience for Psychology, Special Ed, or Speech Therapy tracks! 🌟 We don't expect you to arrive carrying a briefcase full of magical behavior knowledge. If you are kind, fiercely dependable, patient, and ready to learn, our team has your back with full training! 🤝💜 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📢 WILLINGBORO, YOUR NEXT CHAPTER IS CALLING. Skip the corporate grind. Come get paid $20–$30/hour to be a child’s absolute favorite part of the week. 🦖✨ 📞 INTERESTED? DROP US A LINE OR SEND A MESSAGE RIGHT NOW! 🖨️ P.S. If your current job has you naming the office printer just to feel a spark of joy, this is your sign to apply. 😭💜

Location: Providence, New Jersey 07504 📍 Location: Providence, NJ 🕒 Schedule: Monday to Friday, 6:30 PM to 8:30 PM 🏠 Setting: 1:1 in-home ABA therapy About the role LBAPS is seeking a female Registered Behavior Technician (RBT) for a 1:1 in-home case in Providence. You will deliver ABA sessions under the direction of a supervising BCBA and record session data. What we are looking for ✅ Female RBT required ✅ Active, valid RBT credential required ✅ Patience and a positive attitude with young learners ✅ Strong data collection skills What we offer 💰 Competitive pay 🕒 Monday to Friday, 6:30 PM to 8:30 PM 💙 Ongoing guidance from a BCBA clinical team 📩 Apply today to be considered.

Location: Pemberton Township,New Jersey 08015 📦🍕🏎️ DELIVERY ALERT: YOUR CURRENT JOB ROUTINE IS OFFICIALLY CANCELED. PLEASE SIGN HERE. 📝📦 Pemberton Township, New Jersey … let's look at the facts. Your current gig is giving total NPC energy, your bank account is practically ghosting you, and you are exhausted from scrolling through boring job boards that read like math textbooks. 🤖❌ Good news: The fictional alliance of highly opinionated Pine Barrens deer and Fort Dix squirrels has intercepted your job search. 🦌🐿️ They’ve rejected the boring corporate applications. They’ve thrown the neckties into Whitesbog Pond. They’ve unanimously declared: WE NEED A VIBE SHIFT. 😭😂 💜🎉 NOW HIRING: 1-ON-1 BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA! 🎉💜 📍 PEMBERTON TOWNSHIP, NJ (Right in your neck of the woods!) 💰 $20–$30 PER HOUR! (Yes, that is a real number. Keep reading.) 🧩 BECOME AN AUTISM SUPERHERO WHILE GETTING PAID TO PLAY, TEACH, & LAUGH! ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🧪 THE VERY SCIENTIFIC PEMBERTON VIBE CHECK Please proceed only if you can survive this elite-level personality screen: 🧦 Can you pivot beautifully when a meticulously planned game completely falls apart? 🎨 Can you transform a cardboard box and some markers into an intergalactic space cruiser? 🚀 🏆 Do you react to a kiddo saying a brand new word like your team just hit a buzzer-beater to win the championship? 🏀 🦆 Can you be 100% ridiculous to get a giggle, while still tracking precise behavioral data? 💜 Do you actually care about helping an amazing child navigate their world with total confidence? If you checked those boxes… CONGRATULATIONS. THE LOCAL WILDLIFE BOARDS HAVE HIGHLY APPROVED YOUR VIBE. 🦅✅ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🎮 YOUR NEW DAILY SIDE QUESTS (WITH ACTUAL PURPOSE) You’ll collaborate one-on-one with a fantastic kiddo, turning standard behavior goals into massive real-world victories. Your inventory of daily tasks will include: 🧩 Stealthily hiding speech and communication targets inside an epic game of hide-and-seek. 🎲 Playing board games where the actual mission is teaching patience and how to share. 🎨 Becoming a certified master of high-fives, silly faces, and radical encouragement. 🌟 Witnessing tiny, monumental breakthroughs that completely change a family's trajectory. Think less "staring at a generic computer screen until your eyes cross" and more using your brain, your heart, and your high energy to make someone's week. THIS IS NOT A DESK JOB. IT’S PLAYTIME, UPGRADED WITH AN INCREDIBLE PURPOSE. 🥹💜 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 💸 THE PART YOUR DEBIT CARD ACTUALLY WANTS TO TALK ABOUT 💰 $25–$30 PER HOUR! (Pay range: $20–$30/hr based on experience!) Your savings account just woke up from a coma. Your Wawa coffee and hoagie budget just threw an absolute rager. ☕🥪 ⏰ STUDENT-FRIENDLY & FLEXIBLE GIGS We offer afternoon, evening, and weekend slots that slide perfectly around your Rowan University classes, your other job, or your active social life. 🎓 MAX OUT YOUR RESUME! Pursuing a degree in Psychology, Special Ed, Speech Pathology, or Social Work? This hands-on clinical experience is absolute gold for grad school applications! 🌟 🤝 NO BEHAVIOR SCIENCE EXPERIENCE? DON'T PANIC. We don't expect you to walk through the door carrying a giant briefcase of ABA magic. NO RBT CERTIFICATION REQUIRED TO START! If you are kind, reliable, playful, and willing to learn, our BCBAs will teach you everything you need to know (and we pay you during training!). ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🦸 THE SPECS: HUMAN EDITION ✅ You possess a genuinely massive heart. ✅ You understand that learning takes time and deep patience. ✅ You show up when you say you’re going to show up. No ghosting. ✅ You bring warm, infectious, positive energy into a room. 🚨 BONUS POINTS IF YOU CAN PARTICIPATE IN A TOY DINOSAUR TEA PARTY WITH A COMPLETELY STRAIGHT FACE. Please do not actually eat the plastic biscuits. HR is begging you. 😭🦖 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📣 PEMBERTON, THIS IS YOUR SIGN TO SWITCH THINGS UP. A job paying $20–$30/hour . Top-tier paid training and highly transferable resume skills. The absolute guarantee that you will be a sweet child’s favorite part of the week. And 100% freedom from boring corporate jargon. 🙅‍♂️❌ 💜 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA 📍 Pemberton Township, NJ 08015 💸 $20–$30 per hour 🎓 Paid RBT training provided! 📞 INTERESTED? SEND A MESSAGE, DROP AN APPLICATION, OR REACH OUT RIGHT NOW! Come join a squad where your unique quirks are celebrated, patience is a literal superpower, and the little things make the biggest difference. 🐿️ P.S. The squirrels are still watching. If you don't apply, they're going to hide your car keys in the pine needles. Don't risk it. 😂💜

Location: Monmouth County, NJ 📍 Location: Matawan, NJ (Monmouth County) 🕒 Schedule: Part-time, after-school and weekend hours 🏠 Setting: 1:1 ABA therapy About the role LBAPS is seeking a Behavior Technician (BT) / RBT for a 1:1 case in Matawan. You will deliver ABA sessions under the direction of a supervising BCBA and record session data. What we are looking for ✅ Patient, kind, and dependable ✅ Willingness to learn and accept guidance ✅ Comfort running play-based learning activities ✅ RBT certification is not required to apply What we offer 💰 $20–$30 per hour 💙 Full paid training 📩 Apply today to be considered.

Location: Middletown Township,New Jersey 07748 Love working with kids? Turn it into a career that matters. LBAPS is hiring Behavior Technicians to work 1:1 with children receiving ABA therapy at home, in school and in the community. We have an opening in the Middletown area right now. What you will do Lead 1:1 ABA sessions using a plan written by a BCBA Track progress and celebrate every win Partner with families and your supervising BCBA What you bring RBT certification, or the drive to earn it (BT applicants welcome) Experience with children: classroom, camp, childcare and tutoring all count A dependable way to get to sessions in the Middletown area Patience, energy and reliability Why LBAPS Cases close to where you live Ongoing BCBA supervision and support Part-time and after-school hours Apply today. Interviews are held on Zoom.

Location: Bronx new york 📍 Location: The Bronx, NY 🕒 Schedule: Flexible part-time afternoon, evening, and weekend options 🏠 Setting: 1:1 ABA therapy About the role LBAPS is seeking a Behavior Technician / ABA Paraprofessional for a 1:1 ABA therapy role in The Bronx, NY. You will deliver ABA sessions under the direction of a supervising BCBA and record session data. What we are looking for ✅ Patience and a warm, positive approach to sessions ✅ Reliable, on time, and committed to scheduled sessions ✅ Open to training and guidance ✅ No prior ABA experience or RBT certification required to start What we offer 💰 $20–$30 per hour 🕒 Flexible part-time afternoon, evening, and weekend shifts 💙 Paid training and hands-on experience useful for future study in education, psychology, or speech therapy 📩 Apply today to be considered.

Location: New Hartford, Connecticut 🛑🌲🦌 ALERT: WE’RE LOOKING FOR A AWESOME HUMAN. HEART OF GOLD REQUIRED. SENSE OF ADVENTURE MANDATORY. FLANNEL SHIRT OPTIONAL. 🌲🦌🛑 New Hartford, Connecticut … we have a job opening, and honestly, the local committee of overly dramatic white-tailed deer in charge of recruitment is stomping their hooves impatiently. 🦌📋 They’ve sniffed the applications. They’ve chewed on the blueprints. They’ve unanimously snorted: WE NEED YOU. 😭😂 💜🎉 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA! 🎉💜 📍 NEW HARTFORD, CT 💰 $25–$30 PER HOUR! 🧩 HELP A CHILD THRIVE IN A ROLE THAT IS ACTUALLY FULFILLING! ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🧪 THE VERY UNOFFICIAL HUMAN VIBE CHECK Please proceed only if you can survive these highly advanced, deeply scientific questions: 🧦 Can you keep your cool when the day decides to completely improvise? 🎨 Can you turn a pile of building blocks into a mega-fortress without a blueprint? 🏆 Can you celebrate a kiddo mastering a new skill like they just won a gold medal? 🥇 🦆 Can you pull off being a total goofball while still keeping your eye on the goals? 💜 Do you genuinely want to help a child build confidence and learn new skills? If you answered yes… CONGRATULATIONS. THE NEW HARTFORD WILDLIFE BOARD HAS APPROVED YOUR VIBE. 🦌✅ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🎮 YOUR NEW GIG: PLAYTIME WITH A PURPOSE! You’ll work one-on-one with a wonderful child, helping them grow, learn, and hit amazing milestones through interactive, engaging activities. Your daily missions might include: 🧩 Slipping learning goals secretly into a game of hide-and-seek. 🎲 Playing board games to teach the fine art of taking turns. 🎨 Finding creative, artistic ways to keep things exciting. 🌟 Throwing mini-parties for every single tiny breakthrough. 💜 Supporting autistic children as they explore, learn, and succeed. Skip the corporate grind of staring at computer screens until you turn into a statue. Instead, use your patience, kindness, and energy to make a real, lasting impact. IT’S COOPERATIVE WORK, BUILT AROUND REAL HUMAN CONNECTION. 🥹💜 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 💸 THE PART YOUR WALLET IS BEGGING YOU TO READ 💰 $25–$30 PER HOUR! Your bank account just stood up and cheered. Your coffee fund just threw a party. ☕📈 ⏰ FLEXIBLE PART-TIME SHIFTS We offer schedule options built to slide seamlessly around your college classes, family life, or other gig commitments. 🎓 LEVEL UP YOUR RESUME! If you're pursuing a future in Psychology, Education, Special Ed, or Speech Therapy, this hands-on experience is exactly what grad schools love to see. 🤝 ABSOLUTELY NO ABA EXPERIENCE? NO PANIC. We don't expect you to walk through the door with a textbook memorized. NO RBT CERTIFICATION REQUIRED TO START! We supply the training. You supply the heart, dependability, and willingness to learn. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🦸 THE SPECS: HUMAN EDITION ✅ You care about making people smile. ✅ You have patience to spare when learning takes time. ✅ You show up on time and take your commitments seriously. ✅ You bring warm, positive energy to the table. ✅ You’re open to learning and growing every day. 🚨 BONUS POINTS IF YOU CAN PARTICIPATE IN A TEA PARTY WHILE SERIOUSLY DISCUSSING STRATEGY. Please do not actually drink the plastic tea. HR is watching. 😭☕ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📣 NEW HARTFORD, YOUR NEXT CHAPTER STARTS NOW. A job paying $25–$30/hour . High-quality training and transferable skills. The chance to be a child’s absolute favorite part of the week. And 100% freedom from being a corporate robot. 🤖❌ 💜 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA 📍 New Hartford, Connecticut 💸 $25–$30 per hour 🎓 RBT certification not required to apply! 📞 INTERESTED? DROP US A LINE OR SEND A MESSAGE RIGHT NOW!

Location: Southbury, Connecticut 🛑🍕💜 BREAKING: LOCAL HUMAN NEEDED. MUST HAVE A HEART. BRAIN ALSO RECOMMENDED. SENSE OF HUMOR? EXTREMELY ENCOURAGED. 💜🍕🛑 New Haven, Connecticut… we have a job opening, and frankly, the imaginary committee of raccoons in charge of this announcement is getting impatient. 🦝📋 They've reviewed the applications. They've eaten the paperwork. They've unanimously decided: WE NEED YOU. 😭😂 💜🎉 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA! 🎉💜 📍 NEW HAVEN, CT 🛑🥛🐄 CRITICAL UPDATE: LOCAL HUMAN ACQUISITION PROTOCOL INITIATED. MUST POSSESS EMOTIONAL CAPACITY. EYE CONTACT NOT MANDATORY BUT HELPFUL. 🐄🥛🛑 Southbury, Connecticut … we have an opening, and quite frankly, the local herd of aggressive dairy cows currently managing our recruitment software is losing patience. 🐄📋 They’ve stamped their hooves. They’ve chewed the fiber-optic cables. They’ve moo-nanimously decided: WE NEED YOU. 😭😂 💜🎉 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA! 🎉💜 📍 SOUTHBURY, CT 💰 $25–$30 PER HOUR! 🧩 HELP A CHILD UNLOCK THEIR POTENTIAL WHILE ACTUALLY ENJOYING YOUR LIFE! ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🧪 THE DEEPLY SCIENTIFIC VIBE CHECK Please proceed only if you can successfully navigate the following psychological inquiries: 🧦 Can you stay unbothered when a meticulously planned schedule flies completely out the window? 🎨 Can you turn a cardboard box into a high-stakes rocket ship without needing a Hollywood special effects team? 🏆 Do you cheer for a child successfully tying their shoes like your favorite team just won the Super Bowl in triple overtime? 🏈 🦆 Can you be entirely ridiculous for a laugh while simultaneously tracking precision behavioral data? 💜 Do you actually care about helping an autistic child navigate their world with confidence? If you answered yes… CONGRATULATIONS. THE SOUTHBURY BOVINE COMMITTEE HAS DEEMED YOU WORTHY. 🐄✅ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🎮 YOUR DAILY QUESTS (WITH REAL PURPOSE) You’ll work one-on-one with an amazing kiddo, transforming behavior goals into real-world victories. Your inventory of daily tasks will include: 🧩 Stealthily hiding speech and communication targets inside a game of tag. 🎲 Playing board games where the actual goal is learning how to take turns without a meltdown. 🎨 Becoming a master of high-fives, silly faces, and radical encouragement. 🌟 Witnessing tiny, monumental breakthroughs that completely change a family's trajectory. Think less "staring at a spreadsheet until your eyes glaze over like a morning donut" and more using your brain, heart, and enthusiasm to build life skills. THIS ISN'T DATA ENTRY. IT'S HUMAN CONNECTION, RE-ENGINEERED. 🥹💜 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 💸 THE PART THAT MAKES YOUR WALLET STOP CRYING 💰 $25–$30 PER HOUR! Your debit card just did a backflip. Your student loans just took a deep, relaxed breath. Your local barista has already started prepping your daily caffeine injection. ☕📈 ⏰ FLEXIBLE SHIFTS AVAILABLE We offer afternoon, evening, and weekend hours that slide perfectly around your university classes, your first job, or your existential dread. 🎓 UPGRADE YOUR RESUME Studying Psychology, Social Work, Education, or Speech Pathology? This hands-on experience is pure gold on a grad school application. 🤝 ZERO EXPERIENCE? DON'T PANIC. We aren't expecting you to arrive with a PhD in human behavior under your arm. NO RBT CERTIFICATION REQUIRED TO START! If you are kind, reliable, playful, and willing to learn, our BCBAs will teach you everything you need to know (and pay you while you learn it). ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🦸 THE SPECS: HUMAN EDITION ✅ You possess genuine empathy. ✅ You understand that progress takes time and repetition. ✅ You show up when you say you’re going to show up. ✅ You bring light, positive energy into a room. ✅ You can take feedback without taking it personally. 🚨 BONUS POINTS IF YOU CAN SING "THE WHEELS ON THE BUS" IN AN OPERATIC VOICE WITH A STRAIGHT FACE. Please do not attempt this in front of a mirror first, your roommates will worry. 😭🎤 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📣 SOUTHBURY, THIS IS YOUR SIGN. A job paying $25–$30/hour . A crash course in behavioral science. A chance to be the absolute highlight of a child's day. And absolutely zero corporate jargon, neckties, or soul-crushing small talk. 🙅‍♂️❌ 💜 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA 📍 Southbury, Connecticut 💸 $20–$30 per hour (Correction: $25–$30 per hour depending on experience!) 🎓 Paid RBT training provided 📞 INTERESTED? HIT THAT APPLY BUTTON, DROP A MESSAGE, OR GIVE US A SHOUT! Come join a squad where your weird quirks are celebrated, patience is a superpower, and the little victories are the biggest deals in the world.

Location: New Haven, Connecticut 🛑🍕💜 BREAKING: LOCAL HUMAN NEEDED. MUST HAVE A HEART. BRAIN ALSO RECOMMENDED. SENSE OF HUMOR? EXTREMELY ENCOURAGED. 💜🍕🛑 New Haven, Connecticut… we have a job opening, and frankly, the imaginary committee of raccoons in charge of this announcement is getting impatient. 🦝📋 They've reviewed the applications. They've eaten the paperwork. They've unanimously decided: WE NEED YOU. 😭😂 💜🎉 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA! 🎉💜 📍 NEW HAVEN, CT 💰 $25–$30 PER HOUR! 🧩 HELP A CHILD GROW WHILE DOING WORK THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS! ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🧪 THE VERY UNOFFICIAL HUMAN VIBE CHECK Please continue only if you can survive the following highly scientific questions: 🧦 Can you remain calm when things don't go according to plan? 🎨 Can you make an ordinary activity fun without requiring a Broadway production budget? 🏆 Can you celebrate someone's progress like they just invented sliced bread? 🦆 Can you be silly without losing sight of your responsibilities? 💜 Do you genuinely care about helping children learn new skills and build confidence? If you answered yes… CONGRATULATIONS. THE RACCOONS HAVE APPROVED YOUR EXISTENCE. 🦝✅ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🎮 YOUR NEW JOB: SIDE QUESTS WITH A PURPOSE! You'll work one-on-one with a child, helping them develop skills, build confidence, and learn through engaging activities. Your mission may involve: 🧩 Turning everyday moments into learning opportunities. 🎲 Playing games while supporting meaningful goals. 🎨 Getting creative and finding fun ways to engage. 🌟 Celebrating progress, even when it's a small step. 💜 Supporting autistic children as they learn and thrive. Think less staring at a spreadsheet until your soul leaves your body and more using patience, creativity, and encouragement to make someone's day better. THIS ISN'T JUST PLAYTIME. IT'S PLAYTIME WITH A PURPOSE. 🥹💜 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 💸 LET'S TALK ABOUT THE PART YOUR BANK ACCOUNT ACTUALLY READ. 💰 $25–$30 PER HOUR! Your checking account just sat up. Your savings account opened one eye. Your coffee budget has requested an emergency meeting. ☕📈 ⏰ LOOKING FOR PART-TIME WORK? Ask about available scheduling options that may fit around school or other responsibilities. 🎓 BUILD YOUR EXPERIENCE! Interested in psychology, education, special education, or speech therapy? This could be a great opportunity to gain hands-on experience working with children. 🤝 NEW TO ABA? Don't panic. Nobody is expecting you to arrive carrying a briefcase full of magical behavior knowledge. RBT CERTIFICATION IS NOT REQUIRED! We're looking for someone caring, dependable, patient, and willing to learn. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🦸 THE REQUIREMENTS: HUMAN EDITION ✅ You care about people. ✅ You can be patient when learning takes time. ✅ You show up and take your responsibilities seriously. ✅ You bring positive energy and a willingness to engage. ✅ You're ready to learn and accept guidance. ✅ You want your work to mean something. 🚨 BONUS POINTS IF YOU CAN MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH WITHOUT INHALING A CRAYON. Please do not actually inhale crayons. HR is begging you. 😭🖍️ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📣 NEW HAVEN, YOUR PLOT TWIST IS HERE. A job that pays $25–$30/hour . An opportunity to develop valuable skills. A chance to help a child learn, grow, and reach meaningful goals. And absolutely no requirement to be a perfectly polished corporate robot. 🤖❌ 💜 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA 📍 New Haven, Connecticut 💸 $25–$30 per hour 🎓 RBT certification not required 📞 INTERESTED? SEND US A MESSAGE OR GIVE US A CALL! Come join a team where patience matters, progress deserves celebrating, and the little things can make a BIG difference. 🦝 P.S. The raccoons have left the building. They said if you don't apply, they're taking your spot. They're not qualified, but they're very confident. 😂💜

Location: New Haven, Connecticut 🚨🦖💜 NEW HAVEN, WE HAVE A SITUATION. PLEASE DO NOT PANIC. BUT YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NEEDS TO SEE THIS. 💜🦖🚨 Have you ever wanted a job that doesn't make you question every life decision you've ever made by 10:17 AM? 😭 Do you have the personality of a golden retriever, the patience of a kindergarten teacher, and the ability to celebrate a UNO victory like you've just won the lottery? 🎉🃏 WELL, HELLO THERE, BEAUTIFUL HUMAN. 👁️👄👁️ WE MAY HAVE JUST FOUND OUR PERSON. 🎉💜 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA! 💜🎉 📍 NEW HAVEN, CONNECTICUT 💸 $25–$30 PER HOUR! 🎨 MEANINGFUL WORK. FUN ACTIVITIES. NO BORING HUMAN BEHAVIOR REQUIRED. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🧠 THE JOB DESCRIPTION, BUT MAKE IT WEIRD. Imagine getting paid to play games, get creative, celebrate little victories, and help a child learn important life skills. Sounds suspiciously wholesome, right? 🤨 Here's the plot twist: YOU'RE ACTUALLY MAKING A DIFFERENCE. 💜 You'll work one-on-one with a child, supporting their learning, confidence, communication, and development through fun, engaging activities. Your professional duties may include: 🎲 UNO DIPLOMACY: Negotiating a peaceful resolution after someone plays a Draw Four. 🎨 ARTISTIC OPERATIONS: Creating masterpieces that may or may not resemble a dinosaur having an existential crisis. 🏆 VICTORY CELEBRATIONS: Treating a little milestone like your favorite team just won the championship. 🧩 SKILL-BUILDING MAGIC: Helping a child learn new skills and gain independence. 💜 HEART WORK: Supporting autistic children as they learn, grow, and thrive. 😂 GOOFY HUMAN ACTIVITIES: Being playful, encouraging, and enthusiastic while still being responsible. Basically, you get to bring your personality to work AND do something that matters. SOMEWHERE, YOUR 9-TO-5 DESK CHAIR IS CRYING. 🪑😭 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 💰 THE PAYCHECK HAS ENTERED THE CHAT. 💸 $25–$30 PER HOUR! That's right. TWENTY-FIVE. TO. THIRTY. DOLLARS. AN. HOUR. Your wallet: “Wait… is this character development?” Your bank account: “I would like to hear more.” Your bills: “We remain cautiously optimistic.” YOU: “EVERYONE PLEASE LET ME READ THE JOB POST.” 😂💸 ⏰ LOOKING FOR PART-TIME WORK? This opportunity may be a great fit if you're balancing school, another job, or other responsibilities. Ask us about available schedules! 🎓 STUDYING PSYCHOLOGY, EDUCATION, SPECIAL EDUCATION, OR SPEECH THERAPY? Get hands-on experience that could help you build your skills and strengthen your resume. 🌈 WANT WORK THAT FEELS MEANINGFUL? Imagine leaving work knowing you helped a child learn something new, build confidence, or reach a personal goal. That's the kind of win you can't put a price on. Although, apparently, we can put a paycheck on the work. 💸💜 🤝 TRAINING AND SUPPORT PROVIDED! You don't need to know everything on day one. We're looking for someone who wants to learn and is ready to grow. We are hiring a Behavior Technician, not recruiting for the Avengers. 🦸‍♀️ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🦄 ARE YOU A RARE SPECIES OF HUMAN? ✅ Patient and compassionate. ✅ Reliable enough to show up when expected. Revolutionary, we know. ✅ Energetic, positive, and ready to engage. ✅ Comfortable working with children. ✅ Willing to learn and accept guidance. ✅ Excited about helping children develop important skills. 🎓 RBT CERTIFICATION? NOT REQUIRED! You do NOT have to be a Registered Behavior Technician to apply. If you're caring, dependable, and eager to learn, we'd love to hear from you! No cape. No magic wand. No PhD in LEGO architecture. Just a good heart and a willingness to make a difference. 💜🧱 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🚨 NEW HAVEN, CONNECTICUT: YOUR SCROLLING HAS LED YOU HERE FOR A REASON. 🚨 Maybe you're looking for extra income. Maybe you're tired of jobs that feel like watching paint dry. Maybe you love working with children and want to do something meaningful. OR MAYBE YOUR BANK ACCOUNT HAS STARTED SENDING YOU PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE EMAILS. 📩😭 Whatever your reason, we would love to connect! 📍 NEW HAVEN, CONNECTICUT 💸 $25–$30 PER HOUR 💜 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA 🎓 RBT CERTIFICATION NOT REQUIRED 📞 INTERESTED? SEND US A MESSAGE OR GIVE US A CALL TODAY! ✨ Come for the opportunity. Stay for the purpose. Help a child grow while building your own experience. 💜 WE WANT YOU. YES, YOU. THE PERSON WHO JUST READ AN ENTIRE JOB POST ABOUT A DINOSAUR WITH FINANCIAL CONCERNS. 🦖💸😂 P.S. The dinosaur is not in charge of hiring. We checked with HR. 😭

Location: Willingboro,New Jersey 08046 🚨🧃💜 STOP EVERYTHING. YOUR BORING JOB ERA IS UNDER INVESTIGATION. 💜🧃🚨 We have received several complaints that people are going to work, staring at screens, pretending to understand emails, and slowly turning into office furniture. 🪑😭 WE ARE HERE TO OFFER AN ALTERNATIVE. 🎉🦖 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA! 🦖🎉 📍 WILLINGBORO, NJ 08046 💸 $20–$30 PER HOUR 🎨 REAL PEOPLE. REAL PLAYTIME. REAL IMPACT. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🛸 YOUR OFFICIAL JOB INTERVIEW STARTS NOW. Question #1: If a child wins a game, can you celebrate like your favorite celebrity just followed you? Question #2: Can you turn five crayons, a board game, and a little imagination into an opportunity to learn? Question #3: Are you capable of being responsible while occasionally looking absolutely ridiculous? Question #4: Have you ever wanted a job where your personality is actually useful? If you answered YES… 🚨 PLEASE REMAIN CALM. DO NOT RUN INTO THE SUNLIGHT. YOU MAY HAVE FOUND YOUR NEXT JOB. 🚨 😂 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 💜 SO, WHAT WOULD YOU BE DOING? You'd work one-on-one with a child, helping them develop skills, build confidence, and reach their goals through fun, engaging activities. Your potential workday: 🎲 Playing games that have an actual purpose. We're calling it professional fun. 🎨 Getting creative without having to explain why your masterpiece looks like a potato. 🌟 Celebrating a child's progress like you've just won $10,000 on a game show. 🧩 Helping children learn important everyday skills. 💜 Supporting autistic children as they learn, grow, and thrive. 😂 Bringing patience, encouragement, and positive energy into someone's day. YOU ARE NOT JUST PLAYING. YOU ARE HELPING A CHILD GROW. And yes, that is pretty awesome. 🥹💜 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 💰 BREAKING NEWS: THE PAYCHECK IS NOT MAKE-BELIEVE. 💸 $20–$30 PER HOUR! Your wallet has entered the chat. Your bills are listening. Your favorite takeout restaurant is suddenly looking less like a luxury and more like a possibility. 🍕😭 ⏰ PART-TIME OPPORTUNITY After-school and weekend hours can be a great fit for students, people with another job, or anyone looking for a flexible opportunity. 🎓 BUILD YOUR RESUME WHILE BUILDING REAL SKILLS Studying psychology, education, special education, or speech therapy? This could be valuable hands-on experience! 🤝 TRAINING & SUPPORT You don't need to walk in knowing everything. We're looking for someone willing to learn, grow, and make a difference. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🦄 THE PERSON WE'RE LOOKING FOR IS… ✅ Patient, even when things don't go according to plan. ✅ Dependable, because showing up matters. ✅ Kind, compassionate, and encouraging. ✅ Energetic enough to participate and engage. ✅ Willing to learn and open to guidance. ✅ Someone who understands that little victories can mean EVERYTHING. 🎓 RBT CERTIFICATION? NOT REQUIRED! You do not need to be a Registered Behavior Technician to apply. A willingness to learn and a caring attitude go a long way! Please note: this is a real job with real responsibilities. We simply believe meaningful work doesn't have to be boring. 💜 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📢 WILLINGBORO, WE HAVE A VACANCY AND A VERY SPECIFIC VIBE TO FIND. We need someone who wants more than just another shift on the schedule. Someone who wants to learn. Someone who wants to grow. Someone who wants to help a child experience those little moments that make a BIG difference. And someone who would appreciate getting paid while doing meaningful work. IS THAT SOMEONE YOU? 👀 📍 Willingboro, NJ 08046 💸 $20–$30/hour 🎉 Behavior Technician / ABA Para 🎓 RBT NOT REQUIRED 📞 INTERESTED? SEND US A MESSAGE OR GIVE US A CALL TODAY! 💜 Come make a difference, gain valuable experience, and do work that matters. ✨ YOUR NEXT CHAPTER CALLED. IT SAID, “LESS BORING. MORE PURPOSE.” ✨ 🦖 P.S. If your current job has you naming the office printer just to feel something, this might be your sign. 😭🖨️💜

Location: Providence, New Jersey 07504 🚨🦆💜 URGENT: THE DUCKS HAVE MET. THE CRAYONS HAVE VOTED. WE NEED A BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN. 💜🦆🚨 We don't know how it got to this point. There was a meeting. Someone brought snacks. A rubber duck was elected president. And somehow, YOU are now being recruited. 😭 🎉💜 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA! 💜🎉 📍 NEW PROVIDENCE, NJ 07504 💸 $20–$30 PER HOUR! 🎨 FUN ACTIVITIES. REAL IMPACT. QUESTIONABLE AMOUNTS OF GOOFY ENERGY. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🧐 BE HONEST. ARE YOU THIS KIND OF HUMAN? 🦖 Do you have the energy of a toddler who just discovered they can run? 🎲 Do you take UNO seriously enough to need a five-minute emotional recovery after someone plays a Draw Four? 🗣️ Have you ever said “GOOD JOB!!!” so loudly that three dogs, a neighbor, and someone's grandmother turned around? 🧸 Can you turn playing a game into a whole educational experience without making it feel like homework? 🤪 Do you occasionally make a silly noise for absolutely no reason? 💜 Do you have a big heart and want to help children learn, grow, and celebrate their progress? If you answered YES to at least three of these questions… CONGRATULATIONS. YOU ARE WEIRD IN A POTENTIALLY EMPLOYABLE WAY. 🏆😭 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🎪 BUT WAIT… WHAT IS THE ACTUAL JOB? You'll work one-on-one with a child, helping them develop important skills, build confidence, and learn through fun, engaging activities. Your daily adventures may include: 🎨 Coloring like your artistic reputation depends on it. 🧩 Playing games that secretly help build real-life skills. SHHH. DON'T TELL THE HOMEWORK. 🌟 Celebrating little victories like your team just won the World Cup. 💜 Supporting autistic children and helping them thrive. 🎲 Becoming suspiciously good at children's games. 😂 Being silly, creative, patient, and encouraging while doing meaningful work. And the best part? YOU GET PAID FOR YOUR TIME. 💸 Because “I did it for the plot” does not count as an accepted payment method at the grocery store. 😭🛒 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 💰 THE MONEY SECTION. PLEASE ALERT YOUR WALLET. 💸 $20–$30 PER HOUR! Your wallet: “Wait… are we healing?” Your bank account: “Don't give me hope.” Your landlord: “I still accept rent.” YOU: “EVERYONE PLEASE CALM DOWN.” 😂 ⏰ PART-TIME OPPORTUNITY! Great for students, people with another job, or anyone looking for meaningful work that can fit into their schedule. 🎓 STUDYING PSYCHOLOGY, EDUCATION, SPECIAL EDUCATION, OR SPEECH THERAPY? This could be valuable hands-on experience to add to your resume! 🤝 TRAINING AND SUPPORT! You don't have to know everything on day one. We'll help you learn the role and build your confidence. No magic wand required. 🪄 No cape required. 🦸 No previous experience being a professional dinosaur required. 🦖 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🦄 OUR IDEAL HUMAN: ✅ Patient and kind. ✅ Dependable. We love people who actually show up. Revolutionary concept. 👏 ✅ Energetic and ready to engage with children. ✅ Compassionate and willing to learn. ✅ Able to be playful while staying responsible. ✅ Interested in making a real difference in a child's life. 🎓 RBT CERTIFICATION? NOT REQUIRED! That's right! You do NOT need to be an RBT to apply. If you have the right attitude, a caring heart, and a willingness to learn, we'd love to connect with you! PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO BECOME A CERTIFIED RUBBER DUCK INSTEAD. 🦆 WE CANNOT HELP YOU WITH THAT. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🚨💜 NEW PROVIDENCE, WE HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT MISSION. 💜🚨 Somewhere out there is a caring, fun-loving human who wants to earn $20–$30/hour while helping a child grow. That human could be you. It could be your friend. It could be the person who just dropped their phone on their face while reading this in bed. YES, YOU. WE SAW THAT. 👀📱 📍 NEW PROVIDENCE, NJ 07504 💸 $20–$30/HOUR 🎉 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA 💜 RBT CERTIFICATION NOT REQUIRED! 📞 INTERESTED? SEND US A MESSAGE OR GIVE US A CALL! Come for the paycheck. Stay for the purpose. Leave knowing you helped make someone's day a little brighter. ✨ WE WANT YOU! ✨ 🦆 P.S. If you've read this entire post, please blink twice. You've been through a lot. You deserve a snack. 😂🍪 NOW APPLY BEFORE THE RUBBER DUCK GETS THE JOB. HE HAS NO EXPERIENCE AND VERY QUESTIONABLE REFERENCES. 💀🦆

Location: Pemberton Township,New Jersey 08015 🚨🧍‍♀️💜 ATTENTION. PLEASE STOP SCROLLING. YOUR FUTURE COWORKERS ARE GETTING NERVOUS. 💜🧍‍♂️🚨 We need to talk. Not in a scary HR way. 😭 More in a “we need someone who can celebrate a child putting on their shoes like they just discovered electricity” kind of way. 💜🦖 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA! 🦖💜 📍 Pemberton Township, NJ 08015 💸 $20–$30 PER HOUR ⏰ PART-TIME | AFTER-SCHOOL & WEEKENDS 🚨 NO, THIS IS NOT A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT. 🚨 YES, WE ARE ACTUALLY HIRING. 🚨 NO, YOU CANNOT PAY YOUR RENT WITH A REALLY NICE PERSONALITY. We checked. Unfortunately. 😔 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🧍‍♀️ A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION. PLEASE ANSWER HONESTLY. Have you ever gotten so excited over a board game that you temporarily forgot you were a grown adult? 🎲 Have you ever said “GOOD JOB!!!” so enthusiastically that a random person across the room turned around? 🏆 Do you possess the ability to make a completely ordinary Tuesday feel like the season finale of a television show? 📺😭 Have you ever opened the refrigerator, stared directly into it, closed it, and then opened it again because maybe the food changed its mind? 🧍‍♂️🧀 Okay, that last one is unrelated. BUT WE APPRECIATE YOUR HONESTY. If you're energetic, patient, caring, and ready to make a difference in a child's life… 👁️👄👁️ WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING THERE? THIS JOB POST IS NOT GOING TO CALL US FOR YOU. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🎪 SO WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY DO HERE? You work one-on-one with an amazing child, helping them learn skills, build confidence, and reach goals through fun, engaging activities. Basically, you're helping a little human level up in life. 🎮💜 Your responsibilities may include: 🎨 ARTISTIC DIRECTOR OF THE CRAYON DEPARTMENT — Creativity is encouraged. Abstract art is inevitable. 🎲 UNO CHAMPIONSHIP COORDINATOR — Please maintain professionalism during a +4 card incident. 🧩 SKILL-BUILDING SPECIALIST — Helping a child learn new things, one little victory at a time. 🎉 CHIEF CELEBRATION OFFICER — Did they master a new skill? WE RING THE INVISIBLE VICTORY BELL. 🔔 💜 PROFESSIONAL DIFFERENCE-MAKER — Supporting autistic children as they learn, grow, and thrive. 😂 OCCASIONAL SILLY GOOSE — Not an official job title. Yet. And no, you will not be required to wear a chicken costume. Unless you own one. In which case, we have follow-up questions. 🐔 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 💸 THE PART WHERE YOUR BANK ACCOUNT SITS UP STRAIGHT. 💰 $20–$30 PER HOUR! Your bank account has been notified. It is cautiously optimistic. 📈😭 ⏰ FLEXIBLE PART-TIME HOURS! After-school and weekend sessions may fit around classes, another job, or your busy schedule. You can pursue your education AND earn money. Look at you. Multitasking. Being responsible. Paying for things. CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT! 👏 🎓 REAL-WORLD EXPERIENCE! Studying Psychology, Education, Special Education, or Speech Therapy? This experience could be a great addition to your resume. Imagine explaining in an interview that you developed patience, communication, and problem-solving skills while working directly with children. Meanwhile, someone else is writing “proficient in Microsoft Word” for the 400th time. 😭💻 🌈 WORK THAT ACTUALLY MEANS SOMETHING! You get to support a child, celebrate progress, and help build important life skills. The little wins can become BIG DEALS. Like, “I WILL BE THINKING ABOUT THIS ON MY DRIVE HOME” levels of big deals. 🥹💜 🤝 TRAINING & SUPPORT! You won't be thrown into the wilderness with a box of crayons and a motivational quote. You'll receive training and guidance to help you learn the role. We are hiring a Behavior Technician, not Bear Grylls. 🏕️ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🦸‍♀️ OUR IDEAL CANDIDATE: A HIGHLY SPECIFIC SPECIES OF HUMAN. ✅ Patient enough to explain something more than once. ✅ Dependable enough to show up when they say they will. ✅ Energetic enough to participate instead of looking like a phone on 1% battery. ✅ Kind, compassionate, and genuinely interested in helping children. ✅ Willing to learn and open to feedback. ✅ Capable of being silly WITHOUT forgetting that this is an important job. 🚨 ABA EXPERIENCE? A PLUS! 🚨 NO ABA EXPERIENCE? DON'T PANIC AND THROW YOUR PHONE INTO A LAKE. A caring attitude, reliability, and willingness to learn matter. Training and guidance are provided. We are looking for a good fit, not someone who emerged from the womb knowing how to write a session note. 👶📋 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📢 PEMBERTON TOWNSHIP, THIS IS GETTING EMBARRASSING. We have a job. We have a location. We have pay. We have flexible part-time opportunities. We have children who deserve caring people supporting their growth. And somewhere out there, you are probably sitting on your couch eating something directly out of the bag, thinking about how you need a new job. 🫵 HELLO. WE ARE TALKING TO YOU. Put the snack down. Well, don't waste food. Finish the snack. Then call us. 😂💜 📞 INTERESTED? SEND US A MESSAGE OR GIVE US A CALL TODAY! 💜 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA 📍 Pemberton Township, NJ 08015 💸 $20–$30/hour ⏰ Part-time | After-school & weekends ✨ COME FOR THE PAY. STAY FOR THE PURPOSE. MAKE A DIFFERENCE. BECOME THE PERSON WHO GETS WAY TOO EXCITED ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE'S PROGRESS. ✨ 🦖💜 WE WANT YOU. And if you made it all the way to the bottom of this post… Congratulations. Your attention span is already overqualified. 😭🏆 NOW PLEASE CALL US BEFORE WE START ASKING THE LEGOS TO APPLY. 🧱📞💀

Location: Baldwin NY 📍 Location: Baldwin, NY 🕒 Schedule: Monday to Thursday, 3:00 PM to 6:00 PM 🏠 Setting: 1:1 ABA therapy About the role LBAPS is seeking a Behavior Technician (RBT) for a 1:1 case in Baldwin. You will deliver ABA sessions under the direction of a supervising BCBA and record session data. What we are looking for 🗣️ Fluent Spanish ✅ High school diploma required ✅ Experience working with children ✅ Caring, patient, and dependable ✅ Female technician required What we offer 💰 Competitive pay 📩 Apply today to be considered.

Location: Forest Hills, NY 📍 Location: Forest Hills, NY (Queens) 🕒 Schedule: Monday to Friday, 4:00 PM to 7:00 PM 🏠 Setting: 1:1 in-home ABA therapy About the role LBAPS is seeking a male Registered Behavior Technician (RBT) for a 1:1 in-home case in Forest Hills, NY. You will deliver ABA sessions under the direction of a supervising BCBA and record session data. What we are looking for ✅ Male technician required ✅ Previous RBT experience required ✅ Experience working with children with autism required ✅ Physically fit and comfortable with active, hands-on sessions ✅ Strong communication and teamwork skills What we offer 💰 Competitive pay 📩 Apply today to be considered.